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You Have Been Warned!
Summary: What happens when two broken hearts are put beside each other? Do they mend each other? Or do they just make the situation worse?
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている
A Start Of Something New?
Chapter - 01
Two And A Half Neighbors
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I leaned my head into the warmness of the couch. Even the comforting feeling of lying on a couch all day couldn't erase the tired expression that was plastered onto my face. My index finger trailed the cold body of Heineken. The bottle of Heineken felt a bit more heavier than the last one or maybe.. I'm just much too tired.
Pressing the bottle's head to my lips, I drank the rest portion of the liquid that the bottle contained. It was a bit refreshing. How many of these have I finished already? There are bottles lying all over the place.
I should have just bought a big bottle of Tequila or something. That would have done the job in a jiffy. I guess the lessons I was taught by my wife was still inside me. Wait… I should probably start putting 'Ex' before the word 'Wife'.
Well, who cares… I'm single now. Now, I have the audacity to do whatever the heck I want, when I want. I should start celebrating by buying something that contains a lot of alcohol. ...Yep.
Putting the bottle on the end table beside me, I leaned my head deeper into the softness. I couldn't help but let a sigh escape my mouth as I took what I was thinking just now, into account.
Ruining my health isn't going to solve anything. It won't profit Yukino or me. Only beer companies will profit from it.
Not to mention that I also need to be ready to teach tomorrow. If seeing the ugly smiles of those damn professors isn't enough already. They and their not-so-genuinely happy married life.
What Yukinoshita and I had was undoubtedly genuine. We were happy with just being together… But that is, only for a while. After that, we understood why ingenuity exists and why all the successful relationships have it.
After all, the word 'genuine' is just a fancy way to describe a seventeen-year-old virgin's romantic desires. It is just an intriguing concept. Just like a present, that is beyond your reach. You think that it is something that you have been looking forever. But moments after you actually manage to claim it, you notice that it isn't really anything special. It's just something ordinary that was hard to achieve these days.
You ran after it like a maniac. You sacrificed tons of things for it. But in the end, it isn't even worth the time. You were simply just charmed by it.
And so you ran after it. Like the dog you are.
Marriage is the last stage of every successful relationship. Just no other stage but divorce comes after it. Which is hella expensive, I tell you.
If only prostitutes had an immunity to STDs.
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"H-Hayato… W-Wha… What is t-this…?" The words barely made it out my mouth. Speaking every syllable felt like running a marathon.
I stood in front of Hayato. Behind him was the door to our bedroom and behind me was the hallway to the exit. And in between the two of us were a few papers stapled together. One of the papers already contained his signature, it only needed mine now to fulfill it's purpose.
"I'm sorry, Yumiko. I just can't… Not anymore." The words left his mouth bitterly and hit me like a wrecking ball.
"H-Hey… What do you mean by n-not anymore…!? This is a joke, r-right!?" I could feel the tears roll down my cheeks. I raised my hands to cover my tear filled face. I never wanted him to see me in such a pathetic state. I made sure that he never saw me like this.
Everything I did for you, every moment I stayed true to you… Can you give it back?
His facial expressions stayed indifferent. He smiled only less and less after our marriage. Then it reached a point where he stopped smiling. Even the tiny moment he spent with his family became a burden to him. He was never here with me yet I thought I was always with him.
After his father's death… Everything fell apart. He was never home. He would stay overseas for months and months. Barely picking my calls any day.
Yet I held on. Only to see him come back with regrets one day.
We never fought. Not once. I never let that happen. But why does it now feel like we have never been together in the first place…!?
"I'll give you a night to think this over if you want." He said. His face now even denied to look at mine.
"W-What about Y-Yume?" I said.
"We'll… We'll discuss it when both of our lawyers are present" He said with his arms folded. Him leaning on the hem of the door, just waiting for my presence to vanish.
"H-Hayato… Did you ever even loved me?" I asked him.
Hestitating for just a moment, he started,
"No… Our marriage was nothing but a paper filled with lies. I just couldn't bring myself to lo-" I didn't know what came up to me but I just couldn't let him say anymore. The palm of my hand fell hard on his cheek. Snapping his out of his mood.
His eyes stood fixated on me. It was not anger, he was looking at me with. It was… Something different.
I…
N-No…
I slapped H-Hayato… I d-didn't want to show him this side of me.
"I-I'm sorry, Haya-" Just as I spoke up again, his expression changed back. His blonde bangs foreshadowed his eyes.
"Leave." He said
"H-Hayat-"
"I will not say it again. Get what you require and leave." He said one last time as he turned around and slammed the door on my face.
Why…
W-Why are you being like this, Hayato?
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Yukino and I aren't superficial. We stayed true to ourselves in all times. Transition, we are broken people with broken mindsets. We don't abide by the disgusting rules of society but we do understand it much better than those who do.
She and I are broken people who decided to stand next to each other. We thought we could support each other. But,
If two broken things are put together, they don't become anything brand new. They only form a pile of trash.
(Source: My fucked up Life)
Speaking of my life…
My eyes landed on the plastic bin filled with trash. The one that was right where I last put it. I was going to dump it outside but… ugh…
Seriously, I never had to do these things when I was with her. Maybe I'll hire a maid. I'm not poor and nor do I need permission from Yukino anymore. So, I should be able to do it, if maids actually exist that is.
I got up from the couch and headed towards the trash bag. Picking it up, I swung it over my shoulder and headed towards the front door. I already had the looks but now with this plastic bag swinging from my shoulder, I definitely look like a hobo.
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"Aaand Yoosh~!" A lady in her late twenties with blonde hair cheered as she finally managed to get the cardboard box filled with her belongings, out of the car.
"Momma is this our new house?" Yume, a much smaller of the older blonde asked as she pointed at our newly bought house. A small teddy bear plushy in her grasp. She had blonde hair just like her mother and also had gained a few facial features from her as well.
"Yep…"
'And there goes my divorce compensation' Miura thought with an incoming sigh.
Right across the street, there stood another house. A bigger and a much more unique one. And certainly more expensive than the blonde's. The front door to that house suddenly opened.
A man with black hair and lean figure (Who apparently also looked like a homeless man) came out with a black plastic bag swinging from his shoulder. He had a straight line for a mouth and fish eyes for… Ugh… Eyes… Not to mention how bored and uninterested they seemed.
This gained the blonde's attention as she turned around to look at the house right across the street. Her olive eyes landed on Hikigaya Hachiman and his gray ones did on her.
The both of them stared at each other for a second and muttered simultaneously,
"H-Hikio…?"
"…The blonde bimbo from high school?"
What happens when two broken hearts are put beside each other? Do they mend each other? Or do they just make the situation worse? Perhaps, could this be... A start of something ne-
*SHUT*
Hikigaya slammed the door shut.
'Nope' He thought as he then made his way towards his favorite couch again.
"H-HEY!? W-What th... I Know You Saw Me! THAT Was Like! Soo Rude!" Miura Yumiko shouted as she clenched the palm that she almost used to greet the black haired man.
"E-Eh, Momma!?"
"You Wait Right Here For Just A Minute, Sweetie! Momma Will Go Send Someone To Heaven And Come Right Back!" And with that, the older blonde with a short temper stormed off towards the black haired man.
一デ︻ O ︻デ一
My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU/やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている
A Start Of Something New?
Chapter - 01
Two And A Half Neighbors
END
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