Disclaimer: I do not own Mello, Matt, or Near, nor do I own the rabbits (hint!). However, I do own Saiyuri and the plot xD
Chapter One
"This week's forecast includes severe thunderstorms on Wednesday, 40 percent chance of rain Thursday, and clear skies on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday," the weatherman stated on the T.V.
Saiyuri was in the kitchen unloading the dishwasher when she heard the forecast from the other room. She jumped and squealed with glee, breaking one of the plates.
"Oops!" Saiyuri said. "Oh well! It's going to be clear this Saturday night! A clear full moon night!"
Meanwhile next door, Mello was watching the exact same channel Saiyuri's T.V. played, while Matt was playing Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass on the D.S.
"Matt!" Mello shouts. "Go get me some more chocolate!"
"Already?!" Matt whines. "But I bought you 10 chocolate bars yesterday!"
"But, now, I'm out!" Mello screams. "Go get me 20 more chocolate bars, or I'll make your head explode!"
"No," Matt said calmly, "you have 2 working legs. You use those legs to get your own chocolate! You can buy as many chocolate bars as you want. I'll even let you use my money if you want."
Mello jumps off of the couch and charges at Matt. As if an angel came to save Matt, the doorbell rings.
"It better not be the band geeks selling those coke bottles again, or I'm gonna run them over!" Mello yells out, he walks up to the front door and opens it.
"What?!" Mello screams.
It was Saiyuri at the door, she giggled at Mello's psychopathic stare.
"Go get Matt," Saiyuri said, "I have something I want to tell you both."
"Tell me."
"You go get Matt."
"Hell no! Tell me now!"
"We can do this all day. I don't mind."
Mello gave in and went to get Matt.
"Matt!" Mello screams. "The annoying neighbor girl wants to talk to us!"
"I'm coming!" Matt shouts.
Matt nervously walks into the foyer and sees that it was really the annoying girl, and not Mello with a gun.
"I have a favor to ask the 2 of you," Saiyuri said.
"No," Mello said.
"Mello!" Matt scolded. "What is it?"
"I want the 2 of you to come camping with me," Saiyuri answers.
"Camping?" Mello asks bewildered.
"Camping." Matt answers. "Why?"
"For one," Saiyuri lists, "I'm afraid to go camping in the dark by myself."
"I know that," Matt responds, "but why do you want to go camping?"
"Because I want to go rabbit watching," Saiyuri answers.
"Rabbit watching?" Mello asks bewildered. "That is some ol' bull shit!! You can find rabbits in your backyard!"
"Not just any old rabbit, Mello," Saiyuri said.
"What kind of rabbits then?" Matt asks.
"Winged rabbits," Saiyuri answers.
Author's Notes: Sounds like my OC is a crack pot lunatic, doesn't she? For those of you who have a Gaia account, I'm going to cry if you haven't realized that the story is basically about the Hermes' Moon :'(
