"Kaz. Kaaaaaz!"

"Matt, is that you?"

"Let me in!"

"I'm getting dressed!"

"Take a break."

"I'm not wearing a bra."

"Good."

"Shut up!"

"You can't just invite me over and not open the door!"

"You invited yourself over!"

"That's besides the point."

"Well, you're gonna have to wait."

"But Kaaaaz-"

"Wait here. I'm going to put on my dress in a very slow, sexy way."

She went back to her room and pulled it clumsily on. He was still complaining loudly through the thick wood when she returned.

"Zip me up?" she asked, opening the door.

Instead, he kissed her.