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Pink, Green and Bunnies all over
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S.U- Sakura, care tell why there's a fat pink bunny in my yard?
S.H- Sasuke, Care tell why we're writing instead of talking?
S.U- I asked first.
S.H- I asked second.
S.U- Answer me
S.H- Naruto thought it would be funny. At first, I thought it'd be stupid, I was right.
S.U- So, is the bunny Naruto?
S.H- No, the bunny's Choji.
S.U- What the hell?!
S.H- Oh, you noticed the others?
S.U- What others?
S.H- Nothing. Nothing!
S.U- Sakura...
S.H- Don't think you're going to scare me, with that glare of yours.
S.U- ...
S.H- What?! Stop looking at me like that!
S.U- If the bunny is Choji, than where is Naruto?
S.H- Getting the other bunnies..
S.U- ..OTHER BUNNIE'S!!
S.H- Yeah, He got Kiba, Lee, and Konohamaru to dress like bunnies too.
S.U- Are those real bunnies?
S.H- Yes.
S.U- Why are you even here?
S.H- You pushed me in, when you saw the bunny.
S.U- But, why were you here, again?
S.H- We were training..?! Do you have a two-second memory or what, Sasuke?
S.U- Tch. No.
S.H- Oh! Look, It's chocolate!
S.U- What the hell is going on in Naruto's head.
S.H- I have to go, Naruto has chocolate!
S.U- Don't you dare leave me with these animals!
S.H- But.. Sasuke-kun! He has chocolate..
S.U- What's so great, about chocolate?!
S.H- What's not so great about chocolate?!
S.U- Touche.
S.H- Please?!
S.U- No.
S.H- You stink!
S.U- You're annoying.
S.H- Can I at least see if you have chocolate?!
S.U- I don't.
S.H- UGH!
S.U- Why would I have chocolate?
S.H- It's really good..!
S.U- They're gone. You can go.
S.H- See ya!
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Kohana SUPERmarket
Bill of Sasuke Uchiha
3.95 -Hersheys Chocolate bar- 10
total: 39.60
Amount Paid: 50.00
Change Due: 10.40
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S.H- Why am I here?
S.U- Why are the bunnies here, again?
S.H- Naruto.
S.U- You just answered your own question.
S.H- Ok.
S.U- When are they going to leave?
S.H- At the end of Easter.
S.U- It's been two full days.
S.H- Exactly. Easter Sunday and Easter Monday.
S.U- Naruto enjoys torturing me, doesn't he?
S.H- Maybe..
S.U- You're no help.
S.H- I thought I was annoying.
S.U- Yeah. That too.
S.H- Chocolate!
S.U- No.
S.H- xp
S.U- Very mature, Sakura.
S.H- I know, I am.
S.U- Tch, Annoying.
S.H- Can I search your kitchen?
S.U- For chocolate?
S.H- Maybe..
S.U- I don't have any, but suit yourself.
S.H- Oh.. My.. Fuckin'.. Kami!!
S.U- What?
S.H- You have chocolate.
S.U- So?
S.H- You said you didn't.
S.U- Hn.
S.H- You lied.
S.U- Hn.
S.H- I think the world is ending..
S.U- Wasn't that obvious, when we learned about the climate changes?
S.H- I think I'm going to explode...
S.U- Than explode somewhere else.
S.H- You do know, I am so going to eat you out of your chocolate.
S.U- It's too sweet, anyway.
S.H- Than, wy'd you buy 10 bars?
S.U- ... You like it.
S.H- You're so sweet!!
S.U- Don't think too much, of it.
S.H- I think this is the most selfless act you've ever commited.
S.U- Get over it.
S.H- I'm so telling Ino-pig!
S.U- Do that and you're not leaving this house.
S.H- Fine!
S.U- You liked that idea, didn't you..?
S.H- Maybe, a little..
S.U- How about, you do that and you don't get anymore chocolate?
S.H- How dare you take away my chocolate!
S.U- How dare you tell Ino about me being... sweet.
S.H- How dare you assume that I'd tell Ino!
S.U- How dare you assume that I assumed that you'd tell Ino.
S.H- How dare you take away my I dare you!
S.U- How dare you keep playing this silly game, when I obviously want to stop.
S.H- How dare you keep playing this game when you clearly want to stop!
S.U- ...
(Pause)
S.H- How dare you kiss me, to make me stop!
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A/N- I was bored, and had this idea. It's not very good. But I found it entertaining to write...
Please, review, even if you couldn't read it and even if you don't have a penname and even if you thought it was terrible! I can take it!
Happy Easter!!
