Disclaimer: Avatar: The Last Airbender all characters and locations are official property of Nickolodean.

Author's Note: This takes place during Crossroads of Destiny yeah I wish. Lol. I'm a Zutarian go figure, death to Kataang. Happy new year everyone! Or at least it's happy new year this side of the world.

Avatar Short: Nothing to do but wait…

Azula had dumped Zuko down into the cave-pit along with Katara. Hours had passed and still no rescue and Katara was getting most peeved to say the least what with it being that time of month again. I was talking about the full moon.

"If I have to start counting days I swear. I can't be held responsible for what I'm going to do to people," Katara seethed.

Zuko simply grumbled in reply. The boy is so emo isn't he?

"Hey jerk-face. So what do we do now?" Katara snapped at her fellow captive.

"I don't know. Situations like this usually call for some kind of convenient plot device to spring us. So calm down and save your energy. Someone will come eventually. We just have to wait."

"So what are we going to do until then?" she asked suggestively.

"I don't know. Count the number of shiny crystals in the room until we get bored?"

"Hmm are you sure you can't think of something else?" Katara raised her eyebrows even more suggestively.

"I'm not following."

Suddenly Katara grabbed the Fire Prince by his shoulder and judo-flipped him onto the floor before mounting him.

"Fffff#k! Me!!" she hissed and glared.

"Yes mummy!" Zuko squeaked in reply.

For the next few hours all that could be heard from the caverns was "OH!AH!OW!NOT SO ROUGH!! THAT DOESN'T BEND THAT WAY!! BLOODBENDING ISN'T UNTIL SEASON 3!!". That and the sounds of Aang screaming while trying to pull out non-existent hair while Iroh simply nodded and smiled while saying: "That's my boy. You go Zuko."