A/N: Hello! This was originally going to be a oneshot as requested by an awesome guest reviewer known as Beanie, however evolved into a longer story. I hope you enjoy and the second chapter will be up soon! :)
p.s I don't own any of this that all belongs to the goddess JKR
All was well outside the happy-go-lucky airport until...
Out of no where several people appeared. One was a a depressed looking man whose kept wiping his hair with a sham-wow because it was so greasy. Another looked like he wanted to eat everything and everyone near him. There also was a strange looking woman with a tangle of hair and a stranger looking pale man without a nose. One of them, a small pudgy man with watery eyes, seemed to be cowering in fear of those two. There also was a group of three huddled together. The youngest was a boy of about 15 or 16 who was crying. The other two were attempting to comfort him.
"Draco sweetie-pie-munchkin-cutie-patootie-mcsugar-bunny- honey-darling-pie what's wrong!?" Asked the blonde woman.
The man seemed more occupied with attempting to hide his crying son.
"When we left the house, I forgot my stuffie!" Draco exclaimed before breaking into tears again. "I *sniff sniff* tried to *sniff sniff* go back to get it, *sniff sniff* but Auntie Bella scared me so *sniff sniff* I ran back outside."
"What did you do to my son?" Narcissa asked Bellatrix with a tone and look that would make any sane person scream and run away (Wormtail did in fact attempt to do this but slipped on Snape's hair grease). Bellatrix, however, was not sane, therefore only laughed psychotically and then replied "Nothing dearest sister! You know how much I love Drakie!" She pinched Draco's cheeks as she said this apparently attempting to seem sweet but due to her nails and unnatural strength, she ended up drawing blood.
"Bellatrix!" Screamed Narcissa as Draco began to cry even harder "That's the 10th time this week you've hurt Draco!"
"Oh come on! It's just a flesh wound! Anyways if you're counting when I scared him earlier, that was just a joke!"
"Well, it wasn't funny was it?" Demanded Narcissa
"Actually, it was hilarious!"
Narcissa seemed ready to rip out Bellatrix's eyes but was interrupted before she could do so.
"Come on guys!" Voldemort whined " We're on vacation! Lets save killing each other for when we get back!"
"Can we kill ourselves now?" Asked Snape hopefully
Voldemort chose to ignore this negative comment. He didn't want anything to ruin this lovely trip. They were, after all, going to the happiest place on Earth...DISNEY!
But first they had to get onto the airplane itself.
