Inuyasha's Confession

By

Moonlit Showers

In a small, quiet clearing stood two women, seemingly identical at first glance. Upon closer inspection, however, one contained a fiery spirit and the other harbored cold determination. They also sported contrasting clothing. The first was in a traditional priestess robe and the other was in a modern school uniform.

Kagome glanced nervously at Kikyo, who appeared to be staring straight ahead, ignoring the girl from the future. She sighed. Inuyasha had told her to meet him here and she finds Kikyo? What did that mean? What could he possibly tell them-

Kagome's thoughts were cut off as Inuyasha appeared in the clearing, wearing a guarded expression.

"Inuyasha-" Kagome started, but Inuyasha's voice cut her off.

"You're probably wondering why I asked you to come, aren't you?" He questioned softly, being very uncharacteristic of his usual behavior.

The two girls stayed silent, watching and waiting.

Inuyasha took a deep breath, seeming to have the weight of the world on his shoulders, and started to explain, "Well, as you know, Naraku is defeated and the Jewel is once more whole. But before any wishes are made, I think I ought to tell you both something.

Kikyo started at him passively as Kagome's eyes widened in a panic.

Oh no. He's finally chosen, hasn't he? He's going to choose Kikyo. What am I going to do?

Inuyasha closed his eyes in a grimace and heaved another sigh, cutting off Kagome's thoughts once again. He opened them again and blurted his secret out.

"I'm really a girl."

No sound was heard in the clearing after that statement, and Inuyasha was soon under two pairs of very wide brown eyes. The two of them seemed frozen, not appearing to be breathing.

"Well, you know I didn't have a great childhood, and well," He (er-she) shrugged nonchalantly, "I suppose you'll need proof so-"

And after a very disturbing display, he(she) left the two girls to their own devices, with an embarrassed blush on his cheeks.

Kagome sat down on a rock. Hard.

Oh my...I can't believe it...I can't...My first kiss was with a girl? What will mama say? What will my friend's think? My two-timing jealous boyfriend is really a...GIRLFRIEND? He...er..SHE must had had SOME childhood...

Kikyo, interestingly enough, was in a similar state of shock.

He's a...he's a...this is so untraditional...this is so...so...oh...my...I kissed a GIRL? I came back from the dead for a GIRL? I wanted to go to Hell with a...GIRL? Inuyasha betrayed me! Again! He...er... SHE IS SO DEAD! She will DIE! Now, where did I put my arrow...

A/N: Okay, Okay, before I get any flames…. I do not think Inuyasha is, or should be, a girl. This entered my head when a guy came up to me and asked me, "Hey, are you sure Inuyasha isn't a girl?" I, of course, stared at him blankly and said, "Um, yes, I'm pretty sure he isn't a girl. It would be pretty weird if he was…." And thus, my idea was born. I thought Kikyo's reaction would be especially funny. I hope I at least amused some of you.