Mewtwo: Genderless Smasher

Ness: Male Smasher

"Teach me how you do this again…"

"It's easy, Mewtwo…just do like this…"

Ness swung his yo-yo around from left to right and up to down. Mewtwo was very curious on how he used his yo-yo as a legit attack. It watched carefully but he still couldn't get it.

Ness used all sorts of complicated techniques. It was too confusing for even Mewtwo. It swore it was going to get dizzy soon.

"Humans…" Mewtwo muttered under his breath. Ness then handed the yo-yo to Mewtwo.

"Now you try," Ness grinned, as if he expected Mewtwo to get all that. He didn't even explain his technique. He didn't even teach. He just swung a yo-yo around, expecting Mewtwo's eyes to follow.

Mewtwo grunted, but copied what Ness did just to get him off its back. He swung around the yo-yo like he was dancing with it, and the yo-yo bounced off its head, then the string tied him up in a knot and Mewtwo fell over.

Ness knew that his life would be in danger if he laughed, but he couldn't help it. He burst into laughter and fell on the ground, rolling around on the floor, repeatedly apologising to Mewtwo between laughs.

Mewtwo growled and a burst of psychic energy came off its body, blasting the string into thin air. Ness assumed Mewtwo was angry and just like that, he stopped laughing. He got up and walked backwards as Mewtwo walked towards him.

It tried to keep in his anger. It then remembered what the announcer said, one of the main rules.

"Never hit a Smasher outside of a match. Especially a child."

Mewtwo groaned and stopped walking, as did Ness.

"Kid…I appreciate trying to "teach" me your yo-yo skills, but I have way more crucial business to attend to," Mewtwo groaned, floating off the ground and heading towards the door, but Ness stopped him.

"Wait…why do you want to know yo-yo skills anyway?" Ness questioned.

"Well…for an early teen, you're a really skilled fighter and I admire how you use mere items like toys and sports equipment to your battling aid. I wanted to learn from that," Mewtwo confessed.

Ness was flattered that someone as powerful as Mewtwo admired HIM, but he was confused. "But Mewtwo, we always use items in battle except for 'glorious battles'," Ness reminded him.

"Maybe so, but you have your own arsenal of objects that people in real life probably wouldn't attack with, but you manage to make it work. And not only that, you're the reason why we have the baseball bat item too," Mewtwo replied. Ness was blushing.

"You like me!" Ness laughed in a naive sort of way. Mewtwo turned around and sighed. It looked away in embarrassment. It hoped that Ness didn't mean that in a romantic sort of way. That wouldn't work. Mewtwo is an adult, Ness is an early teenager.. Mewtwo is a mysterious creature, Ness is a human. Mewtwo is genderless, Ness…is a guy. And Mewtwo was genderless of course…with male features. Except for his skinny arms and legs. And uhh…genitals. No genitals. At all. To think Sonic is made fun for that all the time. Whenever that happens, Mewtwo just teleports out of the room so no-one gets to say anything to it.

Ness just kept smiling a smug smile at the manmade Pokemon. Mewtwo looked down at him and rolled its eyes.

"You really want it, don't you?" Mewtwo groaned. Ness grinned and nodded his head frantically while holding out his arms.

"Alright, bring it in," Mewtwo slightly beamed, holding out its arms. Ness gasped excitedly and jumped into the science experiment's arms and hugged it. Mewtwo's body was as hard as steel, yet Ness felt like he was lying on a king size bed in the situation he was in. He closed his eyes and cherished the rarest proof of Mewtwo's emotions. As for Mewtwo, Ness was soft and light for a Smasher used in competitive battles. Mewtwo even cracked a smile.

"Child…you can let go now…" Mewtwo mumbled in his ear, soon noticing that Ness fell asleep. Mewtwo's face went blank, then it let out a chuckle.

"What a baby…" Mewtwo chortled, carrying Ness all the way back into his bedroom.

"I take any requests. Any. If you want to slip in your own ship names similar to mine, go ahead. Pokemon from Pokeballs, Assist Trophies and former Smashers are allowed too." -Matthew