Okay, this piece of work was written by me and co-authored by my sister. The OC character bios are in my profile if you want to know more about them. The rating may change depending on later chapters. And as always reviews are appreciated.

Now, what am I forgetting? Oh right, the disclaimer! Kyo-kun will you do the honors?

Kyouya: No, thank you I'm too busy checking the balance in my bank accounts

Me: *sigh* Alright, well I guess I'm stuck doing it. Ahem...since Miss Hatori Bisco decided to give anime rights of Ouran High School Host Club to Funimation instead of me I sadly do not own the wonderful anime.

PS: Anything in italics are Kohana's thoughts


It was just a normal day at the Ouran Host Club. My twin sister, Misora, and I, Kohana, joined them when we first came to the school about four months ago. We had been friends with Haruhi at our old middle school and when we found out about the debt she had to pay off we decided to help her out. Which is why I'm stuck here in the Third Music Room in my maids uniform cleaning up after hours. Luckily, we didn't have to wear those skimpy maids' uniforms Hikaru and Kaoru brought for us. I wonder if they're still buried in that cemetery. I paused in my work to see what everyone else was doing.

'Well, it's nothing out of the ordinary…Mori-senpai is watching Hani-senpai eat the last of the cake…Hikaru and Kaoru are on the couch talking to Misora…hmph…she should be helping me…Tamaki is sitting in his chair probably in his inner mind theater thinking about him and Haruhi…that's boy has got it bad…and Kyouya is typing on his laptop.'

I looked back down to see the table I was cleaning. 'Hmm…that looks good, well, on to the next table…uh oh, Misora is getting that look…I wonder what she's planning'. That's when she opened her mouth…

"Oh Tamaki!!! Hana-chan doesn't like Haruhi!"

Haruhi looked up from her studying, hearing her name. 'Oh great…here we go…' I thought. Tamaki looked up and gasped, coming out of his inner mind theater, and immediately rushed over to me. I had to lean back since he towered over me.

"That's not right! Sisters should love each other!" He exclaimed with tears in his eyes.

'Time to put on my cute face' I thought. I pulled a puppy dog look and looked up at Tamaki. "But Onii-san…I never said I didn't like Haruhi"

Misora called from across the room with Hikaru and Kaoru. "Yeess, she did say that…I heard her."

Now I was annoyed. "No I didn't! Kyouya tell her!" I threw down my cleaning rag and crossed my arms over my chest. It probably didn't give the effect I wanted due to my 5'3" size.

Kyouya looked up from his laptop. I mentally sighed, 'I swear, the guy needs to loosen up and have some fun…well I guess that's why he agreed to this club…still…'

"Misora, I don't recall Kohana ever saying she didn't like Haruhi."

I smiled and pointed at Misora, "Hah! Take that!"

But she just smiled sweetly and said, "You're right, I lied."

'I can never win with her when she's in this mood.'

I went over to Haruhi where both of our school books were scattered on the table. She was having some trouble in her math class and had asked me to help.

Then Misora suddenly got really hyper and started jump up and down, "OMG! But I love Haruhi!"

We both just tilted our heads and looked at her, confused. 'Where did that suddenly come from?' I wondered.

She laughed maniacally and pointed her finger towards Tamaki. "I'm going to steal her away from you Tamaki!" Then she started running towards us…as was Tamaki.

"Noooooo! Don't you touch my precious daughter! Have you been hanging around those shady twins?" Misora suddenly stopped, turned around and tripped Tamaki…and he landed with a thud! I cringed at the sound, 'Ouch…that had to hurt.'

Misora looked down at Tamaki as Hikaru and Kaoru came to drape their arms around her shoulders. "Yes, I'm with them. We're going to put Haruhi into a skimpy little outfit and make her stand outside in the cold."

Me and Haruhi both sweatdropped. 'Seriously Sora-nee-chan? Did you put extra sugar in your oatmeal today?'

Well, that statement made Tamaki stand right back up and he grabbed Haruhi, practically suffocating her to 'protect' her. "Nooooo! Don't you worry Haruhi, Daddy won't let those shady twins and your mischievous sister do that to you."

And Haruhi just stood there, trying to breathe and looking annoyed. "Senpai, I can handle this on my own."

Tamaki froze for a second…and then went to his corner weeping. "Haruhi is annoyed with me."

'That guy, I swear. I didn't think anyone could be as dramatic as my sister and I but apparently here's living proof against that.'

A little while later, Haruhi and I finished our math homework. I stood up and stretched a bit. I was getting uncomfortable in my uniform. "Haruhi I'm going to go change." She nodded and I made my way to the changing rooms in the back. Now normally I love wearing dresses (I'm kinda girly, but not so much that I wear tons of makeup and go shopping everyday) but I just hate the uniform they have at this school. It makes me look like a fat duck. I always bring some normal clothes so I don't have to walk home in the uniform, Misora does the same. Today I brought my purple tube dress to wear over my black tights. I pulled on my silver cropped jacket and my black suede boots.

When I came out, I saw Misora talking to Tamaki…or more like teasing him.

"Tamaki! One of the twins kissed Haruhi! And on the lips too!" She said teasingly.

I couldn't tell if the twins were confused or trying to trick us into believing they were confused…if that makes sense. They said, "No we didn't…or did we." Cue Cheshire grins.

"It was Hikaru!" Misora exclaimed, pointing at said twin.

'Is anyone else getting annoyed right about now?' I thought as an irk mark appeared on my head.

"Eh…eh…" We all turned to see Tamaki slowly fading away in his corner. I feel bad for the poor guy, being the center of their teasing. I made my way over to him to try and calm him down. "Guys, stop it. That's not nice."

Misora then got that look on her face again, but before I could ask her what she was planning she said in a sing-song voice, "I want cake!"

Hani-senpai popped out of nowhere next to her. 'I still don't know how they do that…hmm…maybe it's the water they're drinking…'

"What flavor do you want Sora-chan? Do you want strawberry, vanilla, chocolate, or lime?" Little pink flowers danced around his cute face. 'I don't know if I'll ever get used to that.'

Misora looked thoughtful for a second before saying: "STRAWBERRY! But I don't want to eat it."

'And there's that look again.'

"Alright Sora-nee-chan, what are you up to?" I asked. I had finally gotten Tamaki to calm down and we were now standing next to the twins.

She rubbed her hands together while a dark purple light surrounded her. 'Did they redo the lighting in here?' I thought. Then she started talking: "It's for Haruhi, to make her fat and gain weight so that I can have Tamaki all to myself." She wrapped her arms around herself. "I loves Tamaki."

Everyone, including Mori-senpai and Kyouya, sweatdropped. 'Okay not to self…keep Misora-nee-chan away from the sugar bowl.' Haruhi was the first one to snap out of the shock.

"Why did I join this club in the first place?"

Kyouya popped over to her. "Because you have a ten million yen debt to pay off, remember?" His glasses did the gleam thing as he says this. 'How does he do that? It's just weird.'

Haruhi sighed. 'Poor Haru-chan.' I thought as I watched her go pack her bags.

"You know what…I have a test to finish studying for. I'm going to go home. See you all tomorrow."

"Bye, Haru-chan!" I yelled, trying to keep Tamaki, Misora, Hikaru, and Kaoru back from going to her. Yeah, I'm just that strong…hehe…okay so maybe Mori-senpai and Hani-senpai helped.

Misora became devastated that she didn't have anyone to annoy anymore…and she fell to the floor… "Noooooooooo."

I felt like laughing at her. "Hah! That what you get."

She looked up from the floor and asked: "Is she gone yet?"

"Um…yes…"

Misora jumped off the floor high in the air. "Yay! Now Tamaki is all mine!"

'It's amazing how she instantly changes moods like that.' I thought, but who am I to say, I do the same thing sometimes.

"Oh brother." I said thinking about all the things Misora could be scheming. I looked over at Mori-senpai, who was just watching Hani-senpai, and Kyouya, who was just working. "How do you two put up with all this?" I asked.

That's when they pulled out their earplugs. An irk mark appeared on my head. 'Oh, that figures…don't they have any extra for us other sane people?'

Misora called out, "Oh Tamaki, where are you?!"

In a flash, Tamaki came to stand behind me. 'Not the best place to hide, Sherlock, I'm a whole seven inches shorter than you.' Nevertheless, he is my surrogate brother. "Hana-nee-chan, don't let Sora-chan get me."

When she heard that, Misora went to sit in Tamaki's corner crying. "Waaaahhh, I'm sad now. Nobody likes me!" She got up and turned to the door. "I'm leaving now…you're all big meanies."

'And cue the sympathetic thoughts…those crocodile tears really do work…hmmm…'

Tamaki peeked out from behind me and started towards Misora arms outstretched. "Wait, Sora-chan, don't go. I'll stay with you, see? Daddy loves you!"

She put a hand to her forehead "No, no! I must leave. No one on this Earth shall love me, not even Tamaki!"

…and then she fainted in Tamaki's arms. 'And cue irk mark. She's such a drama queen and I thought I was the more dramatic of the two.'

"Oh no! We have to wake up Sora-chan! Hikaru, Kaoru, go get a bucket of water!"

"On it, Tono."

"Mori-senpai, get some towels! Hana-chan, go get a blanket!"

"What do I do Tama-chan?"

"Hani-senpai…go eat some cake."

Hani-senpai leaped high in air shouting, "Yay!" Then went to his table to stuff himself with cake.

'Yeah, I love sweets too…but how the heck can he eat all that much? Where does it all go?'

We all brought the stuff to the couch where Tamaki laid Misora. As soon as her head hit the pillow her eyes opened and her mouth utter one "Hi" before drooping back down. 'Figures…okay let's try to wake her up.' I tried shaking her to get her to wake up. "Sora-nee-chan?"

She immediately sat up. "Yes?" She said with an innocent smile on her face.

"Are you done fainting yet?" I asked very annoyed at this point.

…and then she fell back down again.

'Time to use my anime skills.' I popped over to the wall and proceeded to bang my head on it. "Ow." I stopped and put my hand on my forehead. "Gah! All these dramatic people! Not even the theater kids are this dramatic! And I'm one of them!"

The Host Club then gathered around her. Hikaru said, "Look, she's talking in her sleep."

'She is?' I voiced my thoughts. 'That's weird…she never did that before.' I came closer until I was standing right in front of her.

"What is she saying?" Tamaki whispered. We all leaned closer to hear what she was saying. Then we heard her mumble: "I love you Tamaki…and Hikaru."

That's when said people started blushing. Me? I face-palmed.

"…hmm…and tofu…and ramen…" she murmured.

'What the heck? Sweetie, what on earth are you dreaming about?'

Kyouya whipped out his black notebook and started writing in it. "Interesting." I sweatdropped. 'Honestly if I hadn't peeked at it earlier I would've thought it was a Death Note.'

Just then, Misora stood up…and started sleepwalking towards Hikaru. 'Oh good it was starting to get normal.' I thought sarcastically.

Tamaki screamed. "Look out she's turned into a zombie!" Tamaki, Kaoru, Hikaru, Hani-senpai, and Mori-senpai started running around the room trying to get away from Misora. Well, Hani-senpai wasn't really running, he was sitting on top of Mori-senpai's shoulders who was running.

I threw up my hands, thoroughly frustrated. I'd had about enough of this. "Okay, that's it. Where's that bucket of water?" I looked around the couch to see the bucket of water Hikaru and Kaoru brought in. I grabbed the bucket and got close enough to Misora to splash it all over her. She snapped out of her trance and shivered.

"Finally! At least now you're awake." I said relived. Misora proceeded to thoroughly chew me out, and not politely either. "Okay, okay, calm down." I grabbed a blanket and draped it over her.

"Thanks." She turned towards everyone who by this time had stopped running and were cowering in Tamaki's corner…with the exception of Mori-senpai. "What was I doing the whole time?" She asked innocently. Me, Kyouya, and Mori-senpai all sweatdropped while the rest of the gang started shaking.

"So…creepy…" They shook even harder.

I just shook my head. 'It's times like these I wonder I was the one who was really born fifteen minutes earlier…hey, fifteen minutes does make a difference.'

"Trust me, darling, you don't want to know." I grabbed her arm and dragged her towards the back room were the changing rooms were. 'Why do they even have changing rooms in a music room?' I thought. "C'mon let's get you into your dry clothes."

"Hana-chan!! Tell me what I was doing! I want to know!"

I pushed her into the room where her clothes were. While she started changing out of her wet clothes she said, "What happened? Why won't you tell me?!" I told her I would promise to tell her later. Just then the twins appeared near the curtain of the changing room.

"Are you done changing?" Kaoru said.

"…or do we have to do it for you?" Hikaru finished. They both had their signature Cheshire grins on their faces. I on the other hand was frowning at both of them.

"Guys, step away from the curtain unless you want matching red marks on your faces to go with your hair." I said menacingly. They immediately stepped way back from the curtain. I knew they were just joking around, but I just wanted to make sure they knew I meant business if they ever thought to actually do anything. 'I bet they still remember how sore they were after they tried to get us into their maid's outfits.'

Misora then walked out looking totally different than before. She had changed into her pale purple cashmere sweater and a dark purple plaid skirt that reached just above her knees. She had the same black tights on and her black wedges. She even touched up her makeup.

No sooner had Misora stepped out than Hikaru starting staring at her. I wasn't sure exactly why but I kinda got the gist of what he was thinking.

Unfortunately for him, Misora also noticed. She took a couple of steps back. "What are you looking at me like that?"

Hikaru snapped out of it and looked away, blushing. "I'm not looking at you in anyway, sheesh." He regained his cool, but still looked slightly flushed. "I'm still creeped out from earlier."

I raised my left eyebrow. 'Really? Is that the best excuse you could come up with?' I looked over at Kaoru and he didn't believe it either. Misora looked like she was stuck deciding whether to believe him or not.

"Uh huh, sure you are Hikaru." She said rolling her eyes.

'Well I guess she decided not to believe him.'

Everyone just stood around, trying not to make eye contact. 'Well this is slightly awkward.' I thought. To break the silence, I said, "Okay…well, I think Kyouya is waiting for us so he can lock up. Let's go!" And with that I grabbed Misora's hand and pulled her out of the room and across the room where the other hosts were waiting for us by the door. Hikaru and Kaoru followed closely behind us.

"Hurry up, all of you. I have to lock up," Kyouya called out.

We had all reached the others when Misora said, "Waaahh, no more fun." She suddenly faced Hikaru and yelled at him. "Stop staring at me or I'm gonna…do something."

I sighed. 'She really is too nice sometimes…she could never hurt a fly…well actually there was that one time she slapped at that mosquito…'

Hikaru got all defensive and yelled right back at her. "I'm not staring at you! Sheesh, woman!" All with a blush covering his face.

Kaoru stood behind him trying not to laugh. All the other hosts were looking amused as well. Even Tamaki seemed to enjoy Hikaru's embarrassment.

Misora snapped right back. "YES, YOU ARE! I SAW YOU FROM THE CORNER OF MY EYE!!"

Then she pointed at Kaoru. "And what are you laughing at Kaoru?!"

Kaoru came around to hide behind me. 'Why does everyone hide behind me? Mori-senpai is just as capable of protecting you guys…then again it is my sister…'

"Nothing Misora-chan," he said nervously.

"Sora-nee-chan, calm down, it's not like they did anything serious."

Misora's face was really red and she was breathing really hard…and then she fainted in Hikaru's arms. Kaoru was trying really hard not to laugh.

'Not again.' I sighed. "Here let me help." I went over to Hikaru just as Misora wrapped her arms around Hikaru in a hug. He was still holding her awkwardly.

"Eh………" Hikaru's face was now burning red. 'I wonder if that might become permanent.'

Apparently, that was too much for Kaoru, because he burst out laughing with tears running down his face.

"Kaoru!" I yelled exasperatedly, "Help me!!" I was still trying to figure out how to wake up Misora without making her mad. I looked of to the other hosts where they were still waiting. 'Darnit why can't they get their rich butts over here and help…hold up…where's Tamaki?' Indeed, the flamboyant blond was missing from the group. 'Maybe he realized he should go home…lucky…'

I yelled out to Kyouya: "Kyouya can't you help me out here?"

He just smirked. 'Stupid smirk.' He said, "I'm just waiting for all this to play out." Mori-senpai and Hani-senpai nodded in agreement.

I'd like to say I responded to that maturely, but I didn't. I stuck out my tongue at Kyouya and said, "Meanie!"

He just smirked. '…stupid smirk…'

Lucky, I didn't have to ask for anymore help because Misora woke up. "Oh, finally." …and then she realized she was in Hikaru's arms. She immediately stood up, moving away from him.

"What the heck! Why were you touching me?" She had a slight blush on her cheeks and her hands were made into fists.

'Awww, Sora-nee-chan looks kinda cute when she's embarrassed…I've got to stop hanging around Tamaki so much.' I sighed outwardly. I knew what was coming next.

"Pervert!" Misora accused.

'Here we go again.'

"If you ever do that again I'll…" That's when I grabbed her arm and started dragging her to the door.

"C'mon, let's go home."

She started directing her frustration at me. "What's wrong with you? Why did you do that? I was chewing him out!"

"You were overreacting."

She placed her feet firmly on the ground, making me stop abruptly. "I was not. I was simply defending myself."

'Okay, time to call in the cavalry.'

"Mori-senpai, could you help me out here?" I asked.

"Ah." He came over, scooped up Misora over his shoulder and starting walking out the door towards the limos waiting outside the gates. I quickly went to get our school books and bags then went outside the hall to meet up with everyone else walking down the hall. We could see Hani-senpai farther away walking backwards in pace with Mori-senpai, waving his hand goodbye.

"Bye Tama-chan! Bye Hika-chan! Bye Kao-chan! Bye Kyo-chan! Bye Hana-chan! Don't worry we'll take Sora-chan home for you."

'Whew, at least I don't have to worry about her getting home alright…I wonder if she has her keys…oh well.'

"Thanks Hani-senpai! Whew, good thing that's over with."

"Bye!" We all saw Misora waving at us from Mori-senpai's shoulder. She looked at Hikaru and started blushing.

'What the heck? Oh don't let tell me she…was she faking? Oh she's gonna get an earful when we get home.'

Hikaru looked confused. "Why is she looking at me?"

I turned to him and patted him on the shoulder. "Poor, naïve Hikaru-kun."

"Hey!"

I looked back and noticed Misora hadn't stopped her gaze from straying. It looked like she was having a staring contest. We all sweatdropped…with the exception of Kyouya.

"That's creepy."

It didn't stop until Mori-senpai had placed Misora in their limo and the driver drove off.

"Well, now that that little escapade is over we should all head home," Kyouya said reaching for one of the bags I was carrying. "Kohana, why don't I take you home?" I thanked him and switched the bag I was holding to my other hand.

'Whew, that's a relief. Those bags were getting kinda heavy. And it was sweet of him to hold it for me and offer me a ride home…of course he is a gentleman first…hmm…'

"Yeah, we'll see you both tomorrow." The twins went towards their limo. Kyouya and I walked over to his. Yeah, just another day at the Host Club.


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