I've been obsessed with doing a hangover fiction ever since I started reading them, I wanted to do my own version. I hope you enjoy this little fic

"You've reached Doug, Sorry I missed your call, please leave a name and number and I'll get back to you"

"Hi, you've reached Dr. Stuart Price with Divine Dentistry, please leave a message after-"

"Hey this is Phil, leave me a message or don't. Do me a favour, don't text me, it's gay"

"Hi this is Max's phone, I'm either away or performing a surgery right now so please call back when you can or leave a message and I will get back to you" Tracy sighed and placed her phone back on her dressing table

"Anything?" her mother Linda asked desperately, she didn't want her daughter's wedding day, the day she has dreamt of since she was a little girl, ruined by the man she was to marry

"I've tried them all, it keeps going straight to voicemail"

"Well, there has to be an explanation" Linda placed her hands on her hips and gave Tracy a reassuring smile

"Sweetie, it's Vegas" Sid, Linda's husband spoke from the couch, his eyes not looking up from the magazine he was reading "You lose track of time in casinos, there's no windows, there's no clocks, he's probably on a heater, and you never walk away from the table when you're on a heater"

"You do if you're getting married" Linda shot back, finally showing her frustration

A cell phone ring stopped the oncoming argument between the parents, Tracy snatched it off the table and answered it "Hello?"

"Ahem, Tracy, it's Phil" Tracy shot up from here chair

"Phil, where the hell are you guys? I'm freaking out"

"Yeah, listen Uh…we fucked up" Tracy began pacing around the room

"What are you talking about?"

"The bachelor party, the whole night it…things got out of control, uh…and we lost Doug" Tracy stopped pacing

"What?"

"We can't find Doug"

"What are you saying, Phil? We're getting married in five hours" her voiced got louder as she talked, panic began to set in

"Yeah, that's not gonna happen"

THE HANGOVER

"Doug, it's a bachelor party, meaning it's men only, I'm a woman"

"It's my bachelor party and if I say that you are going then you're going, I want you there Max" the woman in question sighed loudly and shook her head

"Fine, you're lucky that Eden is at his Grandparents house this weekend otherwise I wouldn't have been able to go"

"Alright, do you want me to pick you up or do you wanna drive here?"

"Pick me up, I'll need to pack a few things"

"Be ready in at least an hour"

"Ok I will see you soon, bye" Max hung up and put her phone in her pocket, she quickly rushed upstairs and grabbed a travel bag and stuffed in everything she thought she needed for a two day trip in Las Vegas that was happening before Doug's wedding day, her parents were friends with Doug's parents long before they were born so it was only natural for them to be friends since they saw each other almost all the time as kids, Stu and Phil were added into this friendship circle when they all met in kindergarten. She didn't know whether to call Alan, Tracy's brother, her friend or not because honestly sometimes he creeps her out, he always wanted to come into her work and watch her perform surgery on an animal, she had to say no since it was just too dangerous and she didn't want any of her medical tools to disappear

Her inner monologue was broken when a car horn sounded from outside, she grabbed her bag and ran out of the house, she quickly locked her door and dived into the car

"Watch the car Max!" Doug cried loudly, watching her from the rear-view mirror as she crawled into a seating position

"I'm not a fatass Doug, I won't break the car, it's too nice to break" she pushed her bag under her feet and rested back on the chair "So Mr soon to be married man, are you excited for Vegas?"

"Yes I am, having all you guys together will be the greatest moment of my life" Max nodded "You remember Alan" Max turned her pale blue eyes to the thick bearded man who sat in the passenger's seat

"Of course I do, you gave him my number so he never stops texting me" she said cheerily, but Doug could tell she was annoyed by the bearded child calling her almost every night

"I only do that because I'm curious on how to take care of a dog"

"Well at least you are asking me instead of doing things by yourself" she ran a hand through her light blonde hair and looked back to Doug "So who are we picking up next, dentist or schoolboy?"

"Schoolboy"

"Phil isn't in school" Alan said in confusion

"No he isn't but he works in a school, you know what never mind" Max shook her head "It's good that he's coming with us, it will take his mind off the non-existent divorce he's been trying to get but his Psycho wife won't let him"

"She's not that bad Max" Doug said, trying to be nice but only received at loud snort

"Doug, the only reason Phil married her was because her and her mother forced him too"

"That's not that bad"

"She poked holes in all his condoms so he could get her knocked up" Doug sighed and shook his head, knowing she was right. They ended the conversation when they arrived in front of the school

"Ahem, do you have to park so close?" Alan asked, his chin was resting against his chest as if to hide his face behind his thick bushy hair

"Yeah, what's wrong?" Doug asked in slight concern

"I shouldn't be here" Max turned towards the hiding man, afraid of what reason he had for not being in front of a school

"Why is that Alan?"

"I'm not supposed to be within 200 feet of a school" Max's expression turned into one of disgust, she really didn't want to know what he did to be banned from a school "Or a Chuck E. Cheese"

"Mr Wenneck, I was-"

"It's the weekend, I don't know you, you do not exist" The trio heard the suave voice of Phil Wenneck and all turned their heads to him, he walked towards them with his ever confident stride, he smirked when he saw Doug in one of the nicest cars he's seen in years "Shit" Doug began laughing "Nice car"

"Yeah"

"I'm driving" He threw his bag to Max who caught it with a chuckle

"No chance buddy-" Phil began climbing into the car "- don't step- god watch the leath-"

"Shut up and drive before these nerds ask me another question"

"Animal" Phil ruffled Max's hair before he noticed Alan in the front seat

"Who's this?"

"It's Alan, Tracy's brother" Dug clarified as he started the car once more

"I met you, like, four times" Alan began pouting since his hero didn't remember him

"Oh yeah, how you doing man?" said Phil, trying to stop the man child from crying

"You have the memory of a goldfish" Max teased as the car drove away from the school, Phil turned his icy blue eyes to the woman who sat on the other end of the car, he raked his eyes over her curvaceous form before landing on her attractive face, she had high cheek bones, a button nose, lushes full lips and soft jaw. Her blonde hair was down but pinned back by a headband so the wind wouldn't blow her hair in her face. She wore a simple black singlet that gave him a nice view of her ample cleavage and tight jeans that showed her well-shaped legs and thick rounded ass

"Don't you look sexy as hell today Max"

"No flirting in the car, I don't want to hear this" Doug said without looking at them

"Aww Doug I didn't get to flirt back"

"Do it in Vegas, or when I'm not in earshot" Doug ordered, his tone stern but not overly so, he was glad that Phil was able to freely flirt with Max without it being like he's cheating on Stephanie but Max was his sister (in spirit) so he didn't want to hear it

They drove into a quiet street with people jogging everywhere and kids playing in their front grounds, they stopped in front of a nice white house before stopping the car "Alright Max time to hide" Max nodded to Doug and turned to Phil

"This is gonna be an awkward position so bear with me"

"No problem, Stu won't be able to go if Melissa bitch see's you" Max nodded and slipped off the back seat so her body was on the floor, she crawled so her body was in between Phil's legs "Oh the possibilities…" he muttered to himself when he saw Max's face so close to his genitals

"Alright call him" Phil nodded and cupped his hands around his mouth

"Paging Dr. Faggot!" He smiled when he heard Max giggled and rest her face against his inner thigh to stop her giggling from being too loud less Melissa hear her "Dr. Faggot!" they waited for a couple of seconds before they saw Stu walk out of his house with a small bag and race towards the car

"Let's go before Melissa changes her mind" he hurried around to the other side of the car and hopped in, he looked over to Phil and noticed Max between his legs "Oh hey Max"

"Hi Stu" he gave him a big smile and waited for the car to be out of the street before hopping up to sit in the middle

"Why where you sitting between Phil's legs?" Stu asked

"Making sure Melissa would let you go to Vegas" Max replied

"Oh yeah I guess that was a good idea, good to see you again though" Max smiled and gave Stu a one armed hug, Phil grabbed a casket of beer and passed it around to the group, Doug being the driver denied it but the others happily began drinking

They were driving on the highway to Vegas when Alan suddenly stood up and started yelling "Whoo! Road trip!" he looked to the side and saw a girl in the back seat of a car driving beside them "Vegas! Vegas, baby!" the girl glared at him and put up the rude finger, Alan sat back in his seat and pouted, the others ignored him and continued drinking

"Come on, just till Barstow, everybody's passing us" Phil complained from the back seat

"Absolutely not, I promised Sid I will be the only one driving this car" Doug immediately shot Phil down "Besides, you're drinking"

"Oh what are you, a cop now? You know I drive great when I'm drunk" Stu swallowed the beer in his mouth before speaking

"True, don't forget, Phil was always our designated drunk driver"

"Yep Phil always saved us from having to catch a taxi or walk home, besides he hasn't really drunk that much" Max chipped in, thinking that they would be in Vegas right now if it wasn't for Doug's Grandma driving

"Yeah, you wanna explain it to them Alan?" the bearded child turned around to look at the trio behind him

"Guys, my dad loves this car more than he loves me so yeah" Phil sighed loudly

"Aw, whatever. I left my Divorce case and kid back home so I could go with you guys" he leaned over to Alan "You know how difficult that was?"

"That's really sweet" Alan cooed

"Yeah" Doug said in a suspicious tone knowing that Phil would do everything he could to get away from his Psycho soon to be ex-wife so he could go have fun with Max like he used to

"Dude, I was being sarcastic, I fucking hate my life" he sat back in his seat and put an arm around Max who leaned in to him with a chuckle "I may never go back, I might stay in Vegas"

"Here we go" Doug said under his breath

"Doug, enjoy yourself because come Sunday your gonna start dying just a little bit everyday" he looked down at Max and shook her "Hey Max, wanna get married to me in Vegas?" she shoved him with a soft laugh

"Yeah, that's why I've managed to stay single this whole time, you know?" Alan chimed in, earning him a look of disbelief from the others

"Oh really? That's why you're single?" Stu said sarcastically, ignoring Doug's disapproving look

"Yeah"

"Cool, good to know" Max slapped Stu's arm

"Lighten up Stu, I'm sure he drowns in girls almost every night" she looked to Phil with a smirk "It must be so hard fighting off all those woman"

"Yeah it's a hard life" Phil chuckled at Alan's comment and ruffled Max's hair when she leant her head against his chest

"Am I alright over there Alan?" Doug asked

"Yeah you're good" replied Alan who didn't even look, Doug moved to merge into the right lane only to quickly swerve back when a truck honked it's horn and nearly hit him

"Oh my god!"

"That was Awesome!"

"Fuck me! Alan!" Max screamed, her arms where holding onto Phil's waist for dear life whilst he laughed his head off

"That was not awesome, what's wrong with you?" Phil and Max were giggling whilst Stu was freaking out

"That was insane, we almost just died!" Stu cried

"You should have seen your face" Alan was laughing loudly "Classic"

"That was funny" Max nodded to Phil's statement and gave Alan a high five

"It's not funny" Doug glared at the road

"Can we stop at a station? I need to pee"

"Max, we didn't need to know that"

"Not sorry Doug" Doug shook his head and pulled off the highway to the nearest station, he told Alan to stay with the car so the rest of them could go inside to get food

Max was looking over all the ice-cream cones when hands grabbed her waist "Eekk!" she squealed and turned around to see who startled her, she saw the orange tinted sunglasses and pushed at Phil's chest "Don't do that Phil!"

"Oh you were just asking for it, you were just standing there staring at the ice-cream like your life depended on it"

"Ice-cream is important, I have to choose the right one"

"Just choose Chocolate swirl, that's your favourite" She huffed and turned back to the ice-cream

"Maybe I wanted to try something different" She opened the fridge and grabbed a chocolate swirl

"And yet your still choosing it" he chuckled softly at her antics "so…how's Eden" he asked hesitantly

"Oh he's doing fantastic, he does miss you though"

"I know, between court and working I haven't had a lot of time to come over to see him" his shoulders sagged, he went on this trip to forget about Stephanie and the divorce

"I know, luckily you will be able to see him at Doug's wedding" she turned and walked to where Doug was waiting at the front counter, they waited in line and watched Alan threaten an old man

"He's actually kind of funny" Phil said after a moment of silence

"Yeah, he means well"

"I'll hit an old man in public" Alan shouted to the quickly retreating old man

"Is he all there? Like, mentally?"

"I think so, he's just an odd guy" Doug stopped to think for a second "You know, he's kind of weird"

"I mean, should we be worried?" Max asked

"No"

"Alright"

"No, Tracy did mention that we shouldn't let him gamble…or drink too much"

"Jesus, he's like a gremlin" said Phil as he walked up to the counter "Comes with instruction and shit" Stu walked up and put a bottle of water on the counter

"And one water" Doug turned to Stu

"All good with Melissa?"

"Oh yeah, told her we were two hours outside wine country and she bought it" Phil shook his head and turned to his idiotic friend

"You think it's strange that you've been in a relationship for years and you have to lie about Vegas?"

"Yeah I do, but trust me it's not worth the fight, besides you lie to Stephanie all the time"

"Yeah but I don't like Stephanie, you like Melissa" Phil poked Stu in the chest "You can't go to Vegas but she can fuck a bellhop on a carnival cruise line?"

"Hey" Doug cut in

"Okay, first of all, he was a bartender and she was wasted" Phil showed no emotion "and if you must know, he didn't even come inside her"

"And you believe her?"

"Uh yeah I do believe that because she's grossed out by semen" Max snorted and laughed loudly

"Stu, women aren't grossed out by semen were addicted to it just ask Phil?"

"Yeah she likes sucking me off every time she sees me"

"That'll be 32.50" the cashier lady cut in, hoping this group would leave her store, Phil looked to Stu

"It's 32.50, you gonna pay for it?" Stu groaned and stepped forward whilst the others walked to the car "this thing with Melissa is ridiculous"

"Just forget about it Phil, he's not gonna change his mind" Max patted his arm and jumped into the car, once Stu got in they continued their drive to Vegas

So how was that for a first chapter, it's only just beginning