Hello, people!
It is something between 3 and four in the morning, and I decided to fastly scrap something silly, too lazy to make a proper credentials.
I am quite interested in people's thoughts on such an odd writing style, so remember not to forget to write your thoughts out.
'I'm talking that.'
"I'm thinking this."


Light was just chilling in his class, thinking about the rotten world he is currently living in, burning the poor window to his left with his bored eyes.
He was dreaming about the wings so intensevly, what teacher noticed and decided it was one of the times, when he can try to catch Light Yagami, the perfect student not being so perfect and called him out.
'Light! Could you please translate sixth paragrath of the page?'
Yagami turned his head in his direction. 'Of course.'
He standed up, and taking his perfectly looking textbook, perfectly pronounsed the perfectly translated phrase.
'The sky is red, the earth's blue and this poem is retarded as you. (Unless, of course, you are a perfect student, if so, we wish you happiness and luck. - JPT club)'
The teacher, with his Master of the Universe English skills, translated the glorious poem to something more glorious.
'Perfect, Light, as always.' He smiled and continued teaching the puppils to properly say 'Hey, I name Daiso, I am a puppy.' Light got down to his chair and sighed to himself.
"What is the teachers thinking, making such a dumb poem. That's not even funny. This world is ..."
Suddenly, a strawberry cupcake fall on the floor, and was instantly picked by the cupcake owner, who cursed inwardly, on another side of the planet Earth, but that's not the point yet, for now.
Now, Light was torturing the poor black book with his perfect student's eyes, while it was falling in slowmo.
"What? A notebook magically falling out from the sky? Did an angel dropped it? Did an american pilot dropped it?"
By the time his brain finished the last monologue sentence, light faded on this notebook, and Light read: 'Death Note'.
His mouth hanged open.
'Can I do pranks with it?'