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Beavis and Butt-Head's day was normal as usual, they sat down on there couch, in front of it was there tv. However after flipping through the channels and finding nothing good on; Beavis and Butt-Head fell asleep.
Butt-Head was watching over the beach, when suddenly he heard a scream over in the water. He took out his binoculars to see who it was, it was a brunette girl trying to keep her head above the water; But was struggling to do so. Butt-Head immediately sprinted towards the water and jumped in to save her. Minutes went by as the beachgoers murmured with concern, Finally Butt-Head resurfaced with the girl in his arms seemingly pale white with water in her lungs instead of air, he then arrived on the shore laying the girl on the sand. He got a closer look at the girl, his eyes widen in surprise when he realized it was his old classmate form Highland High School, Daria Morgendorffer. He then told the bystanders "Uh, like.. give her some air, uh huh, huh huh" Butt-Head then did CPR on her, even though he didn't know what CPR was and he learned it from watching Baywatch for the chicks. So Butt-Head put his lips on hers and blew air into her mouth to try to resuscitate her. She then pushed him off of her to cough out to remnants of water out of her lungs. She then asks "Where are my glasses?" Butt-Head then came back and gave it to her, "Thanks" she said "You're welcome, uh huh, huh huh" replied Butt-Head, Daria's eyes widen with surprise when she heard that voice, she then put them back on to see Butt-Head , of all people in front of her. "Hey Dia- I mean Daria uh huh, huh huh". "I really wish you were David Hasslehoff" Daria replied. "Wh-" Butt-Head was interupted by a kiss from Daria before he could finish. Butt-Head then pulled Daria's waist closer to him so he could deepen the kiss.
"Woah!" said Butt-Head with shock
Butt-Head clearly knew what he dreamt about, but wanted to know why? He then grabbed the remote to turn the channel to try to get it off his mind. He kept turning it to find nothing that he liked was on.
"Damnit, there's nothing on" Butt-Head said in frustation.
He looked over to find Beavis still asleep. He then drifted off back asleep.
"Do you Butt-Head take Daria to be your lawfully weeded wife to have and to hold from this day foward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do you part." said the pastor reciting the wedding vows. "I do, uh huh, huh huh" answered Butt-Head. The pastor then adminstered the same vows to Daria and she replied "I do". "I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may kiss the bride", and with that Butt-Head grabbed Daria and kissed her horizonitally. As Butt-Head and Daria were leaving the church to go to the car, Beavis the best man said to his friend "Now, you can finally score!", "Shut up! fartknocker!, uh huh huh, huh" Butt-Head replied loudly.
Butt-Head awoke shocked once again. it was the second dream he had about Daria. Whatever feeling he had repressed for Daria were now revealed, Butt-Head now knew he had feelings for Daria and he needed it to be released, But Daria had moved away and Butt-Head didn't know where she lived. Butt-Head then went back to sleep. Hopefully, he thought to himself "I want have anymore Daria dreams."
