Da Halo Rap
Yo yo yo Halo Playas, kill that son-of-a-bitch noob, 'cause we gonna rap! Fo- shizzle!
So you got out of Reach,
Got frozen in a pod,
Your ship got breached,
This is your stop.
Fucking Covies got gun,
Well so do we,
No body has a kill count quite-like-me!
You Covies betta respect,
This SMG-
It's the gun that'll y'all gotta fear ya see, 'cause
I'm da MastaChief.
I got new armor,
It's even better,
Now I can beat the shit out of the Arbit-er.
Yo homie, you think you can take me on?
Yeah, mutha-fucka, you betta run!
I don't need no Marines,
I got my machines,
I got Ghosts,
And I got Ban-shees.
I'll wipe the floor with you fucking Covies!
I'm on the Ring,
I got my Bling,
I will destroy everything!
Ok I admit it, this is messed up. I will accept insults and hate mail. I make a better one. Sequel!
