Da Halo Rap

Yo yo yo Halo Playas, kill that son-of-a-bitch noob, 'cause we gonna rap! Fo- shizzle!

So you got out of Reach,

Got frozen in a pod,

Your ship got breached,

This is your stop.

Fucking Covies got gun,

Well so do we,

No body has a kill count quite-like-me!

You Covies betta respect,

This SMG-

It's the gun that'll y'all gotta fear ya see, 'cause

I'm da MastaChief.

I got new armor,

It's even better,

Now I can beat the shit out of the Arbit-er.

Yo homie, you think you can take me on?

Yeah, mutha-fucka, you betta run!

I don't need no Marines,

I got my machines,

I got Ghosts,

And I got Ban-shees.

I'll wipe the floor with you fucking Covies!

I'm on the Ring,

I got my Bling,

I will destroy everything!

Ok I admit it, this is messed up. I will accept insults and hate mail. I make a better one. Sequel!