OK, I HAVE NO IDEA HOW THOUGHT OF THIS BEGINNING, ALL I KNOW IS THAT I THOUGHT OF IT WHEN I WAS AT THE FAIR. ITS HOPEFULLY THIS CHAPTER IS WILL BE FUNNY, BUT I JUST MAKE THESE STORIES UP AS I GO. THIS WILL BE THE LAST STORY THAT THE DATENS WILL BE IN.
THE AMUSEMENT PARK
Zim, Ileen, and their smeet, Anie, where walking around an amusement park on Meekrob. Zim and Ileen were the new 'Tallests' sense Red retired, and Purple was killed. Zim was laughing at others who were throwing up, getting hurt, or scared.
"Mommy, can we go on that ride?" Anie asked, pointing toward a very big roller coaster that went upside-down, sideways, in loops, and it was a very fast ride. Very fast.
"Why don't you and Daddy go on it?" Ileen suggested.
"Uhhh…I don't do roller coasters…." Zim said, taking a step back.
"Oh, c'mon! go on the ride with your daughter!" Ileen insisted.
"I'd rather not…." Zim mumbled.
"Why? Are you too afraid?" Ileen teased.
"Me? Afraid? Of a simple roller coaster? Ha! Impossible!" Zim replied.
"Then go on it with her." Ileen challenged.
"Fine. wait, why don't you go on it with her?" Zim growled.
"I'll tell you later. now go on the ride with Anie!" Ileen snapped.
Grumbling to himself, Zim made his way, with Anie, towards the roller coaster. He gulped as he sat down in the roller coaster-cart-thingy next to Anie.
About 20 minutes later, the ride finally stopped. Ileen watched as Zim, his face more green then normal, made his way out of the cart, with Anie skipping along happily.
The very second Zim got about 3 feet from Ileen, he snatched his hand from Anie's grip and ran towards the nearest trash can, and basically puked up his insides. He stumbled back toward Ileen.
"And that is why I don't go on Roller Coasters." He sighed, wiping his mouth with his sleeve. Now that Ileen got a closr look at him, she noticed that his pants were completely soaked.
"Can we go on again? Please! Can we? Can we! Can we?" Anie asked eagerly.
"No! I already have a head ache from you screaming in my antenna the whole stupid ride!" Zim snapped.
"She screamed the whole ride? Anie never screams! Although, I did hear you screaming." Ileen was eager to hear this story.
"Yes, she screamed the whole time! And what made things worse, some fat blob guy sat in the cart in front of us, and man did he have some gas problems! The whole what-seemed-like-an-hour ride all I could smell was old chilly dogs, and what ever else he ate today!" Zim exclaimed.
"And I see you peed yourself." Ileen mused. Zim's antennae went back in embarrassment.
"That wasn't my fault…." He mumbled.
"Can we PLEASE go again?" Anie begged.
"NO! there is no way you can get me on that ride again!" Zim growled
a few seconds later…..
Gir came back from a cotton candy stand, and without a word (which was surprising), he pushed Zim and Anie back on to the roller coaster.
This time, Gir and Anie were screaming at the top of their lungs and poor zim was in the middle of them. and what made things worse, this time there were two fat, gassy, blobs, so the smell was so much worse.
After 5 minutes on the ride, Zim threw-up, and wet his pants again. He hated roller coasters. By the time the ride was over, Zim had thrown-up about 3 times. Saddly, he didn't make it to the trash can quick enough before he threw up again. It was quite sad really, how a smeet could go on a roller coaster like that twice and be perfectly fine, when he couldn't even go on the ride once without getting sick.
"No more roller coasters. Ever." He sighed as he sat down on the bench next to Ileen.
"Can we go on it again?" Gir screamed happily.
"No." Zim replied.
"Please?" Anie begged.
"You aren't aloud be yourself, Anie. And Gir is only aloud on when an adult is with him so he doesn't brake anything." Ileen tried to explain.
"Cant you go on with me and Gir?" Anie pleaded.
"Sorry, but I cant. I'll go on a different ride with you." Ileen answered as gently as she could.
"Can Daddy go on with me?" Anie asked.
Ileen looked over to Zim.
"I think Daddy's had enough of roller coasters for today." Ileen sighed gently.
"You mean for the rest of my life." Zim grumbled.
"But I like that ride!" Anie whined.
"Sorry, but no more roller coasters unless you can go them yourself." Zim growled.
"Come on. We're going to go on a few more rides, play some games, then head home." Ileen sighed.
"Do we have to? Cant we just go home, get some edible food, and go the bed?" Zim whined.
"Just a few more. now come on." Ileen growled, grabbing Zim's hand and pulling him up.
"If I said I have headache, can we leave?" Zim asked hopefully.
"No." Ileen answered grimly.
"Ugh." Zim didn't want to be here. A few people passing by noticed Zim's wet pants, and some laughed. His eye twitched.
"I hate amusement parks." He grumbled.
"And I hate it when you complain! Now come on." Ileen snapped.
"You can get very snappy sometimes." Zim stated.
"Shut up."
"My point exactly."
After about 3 more hours of useless rides and stupid games, they finally headed home. Anie, Gir, and Ileen slept the whole ride home –which was a 5 hour ride- while Zim drove, struggling to stay awake. You could kinda say he crash-landed on the Massive's ship dock. Everyone else jumped, while Zim just sat there.
"We're home." He stated plainly.
"And you couldn't land any better?" Ileen growled.
"I could've if I wasn't so tired." He yawned. When they all got out, and began to walk toward the entrance of the main Tallests room thingy, Zim was the only one walking stiffly.
"What are you so stiff about?" Ileen asked, in a better mood.
"My pants are still a little damp." He mumbled. Ileen laughed softly at him.
"Ok, before you head to bed, I want you to meat me in the lounge." Ileen sighed.
"Whats so important that you cant just tell me in our room?" Zim growled.
"Fine, I'll tell you in our room. After you change your pants though." Ileen rolled her eyes.
"Duh." Zim called as he entered his and Ileen's shared room.
ILEEN'S POV:
As Ileen put Anie to bed, she wondered how Zim would react to what she was going to tell him. she knocked on the door to their room, sense Zim likes to lock doors.
"Hold on!" his voice was muffled by the door. She waited 5 more minutes before he finally opened the door.
"How does it take that long to change your pants?" she asked.
"Hey, in case you forgot, im not very tall, so its hard to reach the part of the dresser where my pants are. And second, I had to go to the bathroom." Zim answered.
"So what did you want to tell me?" Zim asked her.
"What would you say if I told you we were going to have another smeet?" she asked.
"Depends. Are we?"
"Yes."
Zim fainted. Ileen shrugged and went to sleep.
NOT THE LONGEST CHAPTER, BUT A VERY RANDOM BEGINNG. PLEASE REVIEW!
