An: I don't own them cause C Harris Does.

I sat in my living room wrapping the last of my Christmas purchases. Three more days till this whole nightmare would be over for the year and I would have at least eleven months of freedom from this most heinous holiday. I was just about to put the last bow on the present when the lights flicked off. Leaveing me in total darkness.

"OH CRAP! Who turned out the lights?" I cursed loudly to myself. Turing slowly in the dark I began to try to make my way over to the light switch tripping over several wrapped boxes on my way.

"Shit…. Owwww….Damn Lights." A low sexy chuckle sounded from the darkness and I grinned happily as I figured out who thee culprit was.

"Lover that is a sure fired way to end up on the naughty list."

"Mr. Northman do you realize you are holding up progress? I'm almost done wrapping. Two more minutes then I would be cleaned up and done."

"Lover do you realize it has been two hours since we last had sex? You've been ignoring me and not so little Eric. If we don't use him soon he might shrivel up and die."

I snorted loudly at the big old drama queen. He made a slight sound of annoyance and before I could blink my world was turned upside down as I was sung over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes. Giving me a great view of his jean clad rear bumper.

"HEY! Put me down you caveman!" I said through a round of giggles. He started moving away from my mess in the living room and towards the direction of the bedroom.

"Viking not caveman you blonde there is a difference you know." Before I could reply he flicked on the bedroom lights deposited me on the bed. I expected him to join me instead he began to unbutton his shirt slowly.

"Now lover, I really should make you wait till Christmas for sex since you made me wait so long. But I'm such a great and generous lover I'll forgive you and rock your world now."

"OH Thank you Saint Eric."

I mocked him back and was rewarded when he tossed his shirt at me hitting me in the face. I giggled again and removed the shirt from my face and then I completely lost all sense of dignity and nearly fell off of the bed. For you see my vampire lover was wearing Christmas boxers. They were black with candy canes on them with the words "Wanna Lick?" Right on the crotch area.

Eric crawled up next to me happily and kissed me. His hand roaming in places that make a girl forget her own name. I lost all coherent thought as he continued his teasing of my body.

"If you liked those boxers Lover wait till you see my Easter ones."

AN: Sorry I saw those boxers at the store and immediately thought OMG! Eric would probably so own a pair of those. LOL. So Merry Christmas to all. Have a safe and Happy Holiday. Also I'll be working on Protecting Mine here within the next week or so. I've been really busy and haven't had alot of time. :(