The Adventures of Grand Papillion
AN: Cue Batman music! I don't own it! This is a one shot! A little look-see into the possibility of Grand Papillion getting his own TV show! If people like it I will write more adventures tee hee!
Featuring: Joachim (Grand Papillion), Keith Valentine (Bat Boy), Rose (Lucia), Anastasia and Yuma (Damsels in distress) Yuri Hyuga (Evil Mastermind don't ask!) Kurando Inugami (Biggest Fan), Karin Koenig (Femme Fatale) and Yoshiko Kawashima (brat).
'Welcome to Grand Papillion and Bat Boy Adventures!' Big booming voice. 'This week, Grand Papillion goes shopping!'
Scene One – The mastermind unveils his plot…
'Look Bat Boy, it's the shopping arcade!' Grand Papillion shouted in excitement. 'I bet we could get a thousand good deals here!'
'Fascinating.' Bat boy replied sarcastically. 'So why are we here again Grand Papillion?'
The muscled man laughed loudly. 'Cant you just see the crime here? Thieves, pickpockets, over priced coats! It goes on and on! We are here to end it and bring justice to the shoppers of this district! Isn't it exciting!'
Bat boy groaned. 'Nauseatingly so.'
'Come Bat Boy! We must expose the criminals!' Grand Papillion stalked off towards a young man hunched over and laughing evil-like. 'What are you planning evil doer!'
The young man stood up, 'Grand Papillion how nice of you to visit! Muahahahahahaha!'
'Look out Bat Boy it's Hunky Harmonixer, the most notorious evil master mind known to man!' Grand Papillion cried out! 'Tell me what your notorious plans are, Hunky Harmonixer!'
'Muahahahaha, you can never beat me Grand Papillion! I've teamed up with Karin the Killer and together we are going to take over this shopping arcade, and the one down the street, then the one by the river! Then we'll take over the world, after we take over the shop near the sea…'
Bat Boy sighed. 'We get it already, get on with it.'
'Oh right! You'll never be able to stop me Muahahahahahahahahah!' Hunky Harmonixer raced off down the street laughing loudly.
'Oh no! He's getting away!' Grand Papillion yelled pointing after him heroically.
For a moment every thing stopped and crickets chirped. Grand Papillion turned back to Bat Boy who shrugged at him. 'What do you want me to do about it?'
'Never mind Bat Boy! We'll get him next time….' He answered narrowing his eyes.
Scene Two – Damsels in distress!
The two young ladies cried out at one another. 'No I saw it!'
'No its mine!' The other one yelled. 'I want it, I want it! You already have lots of clothes, Anastasia!'
'So! I saw it first! And I have the money for it, you don't.' Anastasia yelled back. 'You can't have it if you can't afford it!'
'Ladies? What seems to be the matter here?' Grand Papillion said stepping into the middle.
'Back off oaf!' Anastasia yelled kicking him in the shin, knocking the big man to the ground. 'It's none of your business!'
Yuma kicked him too. 'Yeah, who said you could interrupt? Didn't you ever hear of manners?'
Bat Boy laughed to himself. 'I like these two.'
'Let's go Yuma.' Anastasia said offering her the item of clothing. 'We can share it.'
'Sounds fair Anastasia.' Yuma answered walking off.
From the ground Grand Papillion stands shakily. 'Another problem solved by Grand Papillion and Bat Boy.'
'What?' Bat Boy asked. 'But we didn't…'
'Come now, Bat Boy! Don't be modest let us continue on our quest to fight crime!' The big man limped off towards another stall.
Scene Three – Femme Fatale
She stood there in the street and grinned smugly to herself. 'Raise it by another 100 percent! That should keep the customers paying! Ha ha ha ha ha!' She laughed, stopping after a moment. 'Oh no! It's Grand Papillion!'
'Bat Boy, beware! Look it's Karin the Killer! I wonder what diabolical plan she is hatching in that clever mind of hers!'
'Who cares?' Bat Boy answered smiling at her, 'I wanna know how she fitted into that tiny skirt…'
Grand Papillion dived in front of him. 'No do not look at the blinding orange! That is how she entices people to stop!'
'Well it's working!' Bat Boy answered pushing his overgrown ape over. 'And I wanna be stopped!'
Grand Papillion frantically looked around for a way to save his sidekick. 'Oh Karin, your legs look fat in that!' He shouted at the woman who stood there blank for a moment.
'W-w-why did you say something so… so mean!' She ran away crying. 'Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!'
Bat Boy looked disgusted. 'Why did you do that?'
'I had to save you and the people buying her Killer Coats! They were so over priced any way…' He replied. 'Yes one more victory for Grand Papillion!'
Bat Boy grumbled. 'Sometimes brother, I think you're an idiot…'
'Let us continue!'
Scene Four – My Biggest Fan
'Oh look Bat Boy it's an adoring fan!' Grand Papillion cried out.
Bat Boy stopped and looked around the floor. 'Since when did people actually like you saving them?'
One lone young man sat at a café table absentmindedly chewing on his pencil.
'I think he's doing a cross word…' Bat Boy answered. 'Just leave him…'
'A cross word? Oh no! The very embodiment of all things dastardly!' Grand Papillion cried out striking a pose.
'What? Are you drunk or something? How could a cross word be dastardly?' His sidekick whined.
'They force you to think of ways to answer their senseless riddles and they hide secret codes to brain wash you. I must save him from his predicament. Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!'
The young man looked up in fright as the huge muscled man raced towards him, running like a waddling duck.
'Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!' He yelled jumping up and moving out of the way just in time as the wrestler tackled the table and ripped his paper to shreds, including the cross word he had just spent an hour on.
'Kurando are you okay?' Anastasia cried out running to his aid.
'I'm fine, but I'm going to have a phobia of leather for the rest of my life.' He answered staring at the individual that was demolishing his paper.
'Oh no. I ran into him earlier when I was shopping with Yuma. He's weird.' Anastasia answered. 'Let's get out of here before he thinks the sky is falling.' She said running away with Kurando.
'What?' Grand Papillion yelled. 'The sky is falling? Every vampire for himself!' He dived under the coffee table and wrapped the table cloth around his shoulders.
'Oh how heroic.' Bat Boy answered. 'You sure inspired him too.'
After about half an hour of convincing Grand Papillion the sky wasn't falling they continued on their quest.
A young girl walked past and laughed. 'Ha Ha! You're stupid!'
'Yoshiko!' A voice yelled out. 'You brat get over here!'
Finale – The lovely Rose…
'Oh no help!' She cried out waving out wildly. 'Oh please wont some body help me!'
'Look Bat Boy! That beautiful woman is in danger, we must save her!' Grand Papillion yelled racing towards her, stopping for a moment as Hunky Harmonixer landed in front of him. 'I should have known it was you!'
'Who else would it be? This is your first villain!' Bat Boy answered shrugging.
'I shall thwart your evil ways!' The muscular vampire yelled. 'And I will save the world!'
'Muahahahahaha! You can't beat me! My plan is flawless!' Hunky Harmonixer laughed, 'and with Karin the Killer on my side I'm unbeatable!'
Grand Papillion stood up straight and laughed. 'Hahahah I have defeated Karin and now I shall defeat you!'
So a battle ensued between them and they fought for hours. All sorts of words popped up.
'Kapow! Bang! Schlap! Pow!' When the dust cleared there was hardly anything left of the shopping arcade. Hunky Harmonixer screamed in frustration. 'You may have one the battle Grand Papillion, but not the war! Hahahahahahahahahahah!' He yelled running off. He would have got away too, if he watched where he was going. He ran head first into a lamp post and knocking himself out cold…
'That was pathetic…' Bat Boy groaned. 'Can I put in my two weeks notice? Please?'
'Ha Bat Boy we have done it! We have thwarted Hunky Harmonixer and saved the world from his wrath.'
'My Hero!' Rose yelled running forward and hugging him.
'It was my pleasure…' The hero replied bashfully.
Suddenly five police cars pulled up. 'Freeze!'
Big Booming Voice – So Grand Papillion and Bat Boy thwarted the evil mastermind Hunky Harmonixer and saved the world from his over pricing and world domination…
'You just had to destroy the shopping arcade didn't you?' Bat Boy whined.
Grand Papillion laughed. 'This is just a minor set back Bat Boy! We will get the bail sorted soon… I hope.'
'Stay tuned until next week when Grand Papillion and Bat Boy Take on the Queer Eyes for the Vampires! Until next time, Stay strong and fight all evil doers!'
Well that was just a fic I randomly decided to write because I thought it would be funny! Let me know what you think! And I will write the next episode if I get enough reviews! All you have to do is click that pretty purple button!
