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"Ahaha, Shizu-chan's so slow!" Izaya laughed as he twirled, jumping onto a sign board to avoid an incoming signpost.
"Flea! I'm gonna catch you and kill you!" Shizuo roared as he ripped off another signpost.
Izaya smirked. He had it timed perfectly. Today would be the day. Shizu-chan would be his. Izaya turned right, dodging another street sign from Shizuo.
"Shizuo Heiwajima. You'll be mine now," Izaya whispered to himself. "Oi, Shizu-chan! You're awfully slow today! You'll never catch me with that speed."
"Shut the hell up, flea! I'll kill you!" Shizuo ran faster, unaware of the large three ton mailing truck that was speeding towards him.
"I'm here, Shizu-chan! I'm waiting!" Izaya shouted.
"IZAYA! Yo-" Shizuo started but was cut off by the truck slamming into him. There was a crunch and the sound of bones breaking. Shizuo fell to the ground, skidding away a few feet. The driver slammed the brake and got out, surveying the scene of the blonde bleeding on the street. He turned around and saw the crushed front of the truck.
Izaya watched all of it from a safe distance, He smiled. Maybe he should take a picture of Shizu-chan bleeding so helplessly like this. He walked towards the blonde.
People were starting to gather around Shizuo. Oh, Shizu-chan, always had to be at the center of attention. There were whispers.
"Is he dead? Look at the truck!"
"Who is he?"
"Isn't that Shizuo Hewajima?"
"The guy who runs around destroying the city?"
"Oh my god, it's him? You think he'll be killed this easily?"
Izaya pushed through the crowd, peering over to see Shizuo. Was he really dead? It was a three ton truck but then this was Shizuo, the fortissimo of Ikebukuro. Shizuo wasn't moving. Yes, his plan would finally be complete. He can have all he wanted now. Izaya internally smiled.
Shizuo groaned and twitched. Izaya frowned. Someone started calling the ambulance. Izaya looked around, wondering to stay or leave. If an ambulance came, Celty would be alerted. They would all think he killed Shizuo. Well, that was his plan but it obviously changed.
Stupid protozoan, messing up everything, from grocery shopping to bartending. He somehow managed to mess up dying and thus ruining Izaya's plans. Seriously, how do you mess up dying? Especially when you're hit by a freaking three ton truck at high speed.
Izaya had everything planned out. He would get his beloved Shizu-chan, dead or alive. Since Shizu-chan was so determined to kill him when he was alive, Izaya would just have him dead. After making sure the blonde was dead, he would buy one of those ice coffins that preserve the body and Shizu-chan can stay prettily frozen in the thing. He had money, information, humans and everything he wanted. …just not Shizu-chan.
After stuffing the protozoan in the coffin, he would have Shizu-chan by his side forever, without the brute trying to kill him. Sure, it might be boring to not have Shizu-chan talk back but at least the blonde would be a great listener, which was a great change. Plus Shizu- chan was Shizu-chan. Izaya would find something interesting about him, even if he was dead.
Someday, Shizu-chan will be his, Izaya internally vowed as he walked away from the scene.
What do you think?
They're hard characters to write because one's a manipulative bastard with a god complex and the other's filled with hormonal rage and superhuman strength. Plus, I've really only watched about one season (but read a lot of fanfictions) before I started watching One Piece. So yeah, I hope I did a good job of capturing them.
Not quite sure what I'm going with this but it's a start.
