Here's an idea I've had for awhile, so please keep an opened mind.
Disclaimer: The Muppets belong to Jim Henson and Disney, and the DC Characters I use belong to the CW, Warner Brothers, DC Comics, and their respective creators.


The DC Movie

Prologue: The First Screening

It was a bright shiny day at WD studios. A car drove up to the gate guard.
"Hello, I'm Slade." Slade Wilson said.
"I'm Lawrence." Lawrence Crock added. "We're here to heckle The DC Movie.
"Gentlemen, that's straight ahead." The guard said. "Private Screening Room B."
"Private screening?" Slade asked.
"Yeah, they're afraid to show it in public." Lawrence replied as the two laughed.
They then drove onwards.
"Look at this place." Slade said. "What a dump."

In the screening room, Lois Lane, one of the stars of the movie, was talking to some of her friends.
"Yeah, I know, it was great." Lois said with a smile as a robotic man named John Corben appeared.
"Hey lady, is this seat taken?" John asked as he pulled the seats next to Lois away.
"Hey you, bring that back!" Lois shouted out.
"Oh man, I'm so nervous." John Blake, another star said. "If I'm not funny, I won't be able to live with myself."
"Well then, you'll have to get another apartment, won't you?" Emil Hamilton said with a smile. As John smiled too at the joke.
"You know, I heard that this movie is dynamite." Oliver Queen, a supporting actor in the film, said with a smile.
"Popcorn!" A supporting actor named Barbara Gordon said. "Fresh organic popcorn, only a buck."
"Oh honey, buy me some, please?" Selina Kyle asked her boyfriend, Bruce Wayne.
"Oh sure." Bruce said. "Nothing's too good for my woman."
"Whoo!" The excitable Thea Queen called out. "This is gonna be awesome!"
"Calm down, Thea." Laurel Lance said with a sigh.
"Well I like the movie fine, so far." Slade said.
"It hasn't started yet." Lawrence pointed out.
"That's what I like about it." Slade added with a smirk as the two laughed.
Clark Kent, the host for the screening and one of the stars of the film walked down as he was stopped by Sam Lane.
"Clark, does this film have culturally redeeming values?" Sam asked.
"I certainly hope so, Sam." Clark said before turning to his girlfriend and co-star. "Hey Lois."
"Hey Clark." Lois said. "I tried to save you a seat, but someone took it."
"No worries." Clark said as he got in front of everybody. "Okay everyone, welcome to the first screening of the DC Movie."
Everyone cheered.
"Now before we begin, I'd like to give thanks to everyone who made this film possible. Starting with the hair dressers to the costume designers and-"
"Clark, I don't think speeches are necessary." Lois pointed out. "We can just watch the credits at the end. Roll the film."
"Well I just wanted to thank-" Clark began when Thea began shouting.
"ROLL THE DARN FILM!"
"Okay, okay." Clark said calmly. "Roll the film!"
Clark then sat down to his younger brother, Conner, who looked just like him.
"Hey Clark, is this how you guys really got started?" Conner asked.
"Well it's approximately what happened." Clark said with a smile as they turned to the screen.


I know some of you will be angry with me mixing Muppets and Smallville and Arrow, but I figured on giving it a shot, so don't be afraid to tell me what you think. Just please keep it PG.