"Tobi, give me the fuckin' remote, un!"

"But, Deidara-Senpai, Tobi doesn't want to watch horror!" The rest of the Akatsuki were viewing this from the sidelines, finding the little fight over the TV remote amusing.

Deidara kicked poor Tobi in the stomach and sent him flying through one of the walls in the base. Deidara held the remote triumphantly over his head...

Until Kisame literally plucked it from his grasp and then Tobi leaped over both of them and nearly tumbled into another wall. He ran off with everyone after him. Once Tobi was cornered, Deidara was cracking his knuckles and Hidan was pulling out his scythe. Then Zetsu appeared out of NOWHERE and swiped the remote from Tobi's hand and disappeared into the ceiling again.

"Awh, fuckin' plant!"

"I know where he went." Kakuzu whispered to Hidan. They both sprinted away from the group which was trying to hit Tobi but the Akatsuki good-boy swerved away from their attacks and hid in Itachi's room, where his was the only one not fighting over the remote.

Next thing everyone knew, Hidan had tumbled down from the top of the upper stairs and crushed the remote with his back.

"Hidan~~" the Akatsuki members growled.

"Awh, shit!" After thirty minutes of chasing Hidan, the next two hours was silent thanks to Itachi's Sharingan.