On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
a man destined to be king. (Aragorn)

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me
two personalities (Gollum & Sméagol)
and a man destined to be king.

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me
three rings of power (the elves ring),
two personalities
and a man destined to be king.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
four cute hobbits (Sam, Frodo, Merry & Pippin),
three rings of power,
two personalities
and a man destined to be king.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
five lovely elves (Legolas, Arwen, Galadriel, Celeborn & Haldir),
four cute hobbits,
three rings of power,
two personalities
and a man destined to be king. (Aragorn)

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
six lands of Middle-earth (Shire, Rohan, Gondor, Mordor, Rivendell & Lorien),
five lovely elves,
four cute hobbits,
three rings of power,
two personalities
and a man destined to be king.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
seven men a-hunting (Boromir, Faramir, Eomer, Théoden, Eowyn, Grima, & Denethor)
six lands of Middle-earth,
five lovely elves,
four cute hobbits,
three rings of power,
two personalities
and a man destined to be king.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
eight meals of Middle-earth (fish, coneys, lembas, stew, chips, ent draught, ale, & nice crispy bacon with tomatoes),
seven men a-hunting,
six lands of Middle-earth,
five lovely elves,
four cute hobbits,
three rings of power,
two personalities
and a man destined to be king.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
nine evil beasties (Nazgul, barlog, giant squid, Barrow Weights, orcs, Uruk-Hai, fell beasts, oliphaunt, & Shelob),
eight meals of Middle-earth,
seven men a-hunting,
six lands of Middle-earth,
five lovely elves,
four cute hobbits,
three rings of power,
two personalities
and a man destined to be king.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
ten equines galloping (Bill, Brego, Asfaloth, Arod, Firefoot, Hasufel, Shadowfax, Snowmane, Windfola, Roheryn, & Strider),
nine evil beasties,
eight meals of Middle-earth,
seven men a-hunting,
six lands of Middle-earth,
five lovely elves,
four cute hobbits,
three rings of power,
two personalities
and a man destined to be king.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me
eleven gifts aplenty (elven rope, three strands of Galadriel's hair, elven brooches, the Phial of Galadriel, Arwens evenstar, seeds, Sting, Mithril vest, Lorien bow, One evil ring, & the Red book),
ten equines galloping,
nine evil beasties,
eight meals of Middle-earth,
seven men a-hunting,
six lands of Middle-earth,
five lovely elves,
four cute hobbits,
three rings of power,
two personalities
and a man destined to be king.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me
twelve plants worth planting (athleas, elanor, Alfirin, Lebethron, Mallorn, Mallos, Niphredil, pipe-weed, Simbelmynë, party tree, white tree, & mushrooms),
eleven gifts aplenty,
ten equines galloping,
nine evil beasties,
eight meals of Middle-earth,
seven men a-hunting,
six lands of Middle-earth,
five lovely elves,
four cute hobbits,
three rings of power,
two personalities
and a man destined to be king!