A/N:YAYS FOR ONESHOTS! Erm..Yeah. Anywho, this is a quickie (lols) for AkuRoku day 2012. :D My first oneshot...and this is why my other story 'D.I.D' wasn't updated recently..and the fact that I'm gettin' crap ready for the hellho- school. I meant school. Yes, well...

Title: Gas Stations, and Caffiene Fixes

Parings: AkuRoku centric, Zemyx

Warnings: Zexion with caffiene, Axel has flammable stuffs, Roxas is bored, and Demmy practically get molested. And rain...Yup.. that's 'bout it. Have Fun!


'Jesus' fucking balls, it's raining..I hope it clears up before I have to ride home. I so do not want to get there and be soaked, with Dems called me a bloody porcu-' The my musing are cut short as the bell on the door jingles. Roxas, Demyx, and Zexion trudge their way in, Zexion muttering somthing about "Need..caffiene...survival..."

"Axel! I thought you wouldn't be out of the house with all the rain," Roxas yells, practically falling over himself as he hops over the counter to crush me in a hug.

"Damn Roxxie, can't breathe," The grip loosens, but Roxas still has his arms around me, "I'm guessing you missed me?" I lean down, and nip at his ear, before bringing our mouths together.

"Ugh, save the sexiness for a little later, would you, ya' whore." Demyx yells from the snack section.

"You know you love it," I yell back. Demyx may not look it, but he has enough sex drive for three people. Zexion has a hard time handling him, and from how often Roxxie and I hear 'em going at it, I understand the kids need for caffiene.

"That's the fucking problem Axel!"

"Demy, remember our deal?" Shit midgets are fast. He was over at the other side of the store two seconds ago! "Axel, if I can get these for free..."

"Why the hell would I give you four cases of energy drinks for free? I know what happens when you have these. Besides, I so do not want to lose this job."

"I'll take Demy out to the beach, and the boardwalk, and we will not go home for six hours." Demyx looked over at me with the biggest puppy dog eyes ever.

"Depends...will the six hours be a day that Roxxie is home with me?" I tighten my grip on said sexy blond, only to be punched, none to lighlty, in the gut.

"Of course," Zexion smirks, opening one of the cases, knowing the deal's good. And, I swear, he has two out, open, and gone, in under thirty seconds.

"Um...Zezzy...I don't..ngh..public..gah!"

"Let's leave them to it mmk?"

"Axel! Get off! Hey! Sto- That tickles! Agh! Axel...nuh Hey!"


So? Yup, that's my first oneshot...I had fun..and yes, It's horribly short/corny/dumb.

So...Reviews? So I can write better? PWEASE?

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