Ch. 1

I was sitting at home reading a book like I normally do and then I heard a noise like the door opening so I grabbed my bag (I was planning on asking my mom if I could sleep outside to draw the stars as I often do) and so I went down to say hi to my mom and BAM something hits me in the head.

Hard enough to knock me out.

And that's saying something because I have all boy cousins and I am hard to knock out.

When I wake up I feel like I'm moving and I open my eyes to see if I can see what took me out.

All I see is black cloak with some red and white.

Then I ask my captors "Who the hell is carrying me?"

The only response I get is not even talking to me.

"Hey she's awake, un. What should I do? Knock her out again?"

And I say to this person" Yeah I'm awake. Who are you some Deidara cosplayer??"

Then the cosplayer said "Sasori do you know what on earth she's talking about, hmm?"

Suddenly I realize that somehow I'm in actual danger and that makes me faint and I never faint… it might have something to do with the fact that I'm thinking so fast that I'm confusing myself.

And I'm hyperventilating.

When I wake up again me, the cosplayer, and this so called "Sasori" person are stopped sitting around a fire.

Oh and my hands are bound.

Great just what I need, a cosplayer/kidnapper and a person who thinks he is Sasori, to come kidnap me.

Wonderful, just wonderful.

Right now I am thinking about what to say so I don't get knocked out again.

Then I decide it would be best to see what those two are talking about.

"Sasori, Why are we kidnapping this girl again? It just doesn't make sense to me. She is just an ordinary girl."

The other person… Sasori replies "I don't know, all I know is that she is important because leader-sama told us to get her and not to get the tailed-beast. I wonder if she has a special ability that we don't know of?" he said looking at me.

I decide to talk, acting like I just woke up.

"Where are you taking me?" I say knowing that the probably won't tell me.

The blond replies to "Our base, hmm."

Wow I got an answer, wasn't a good answer, but it was answer all the same. "Okay, Question? Why did you guys kidnap me? And are you going to knock me out again?"

There I've asked the two questions I wanted to ask.

"What do think Sasori? Should we knock her out again, hmm?" the blond asked his friend.

Suddenly I realized that I was actually in the Naruto because the blond, Deidara, had pulled out a freckin kunai.

"Well Deidara I think that we shouldn't because then when we arrive at the base she'll be knock out. Do you agree?" the black-haired lump asked.

"Yeah, your right, un. We should get leaving though, so leader-sama doesn't get mad, hmm." Deidara replied, starting to pack up his stuff, which amounted to a spare cloak, a bed roll, some food, and some clay.

Talk about light packers.

"I agree." Sasori replied, packing up his spare cloak.

I know this has to be just about one of the stupidest questions to ask but I asked it.

"What should I do?" I asked uncertainly.

The blond replied "Follow us," and picked up the little bit of access rope in front of my hands.

Then we start walking toward the rising sun.

Wow that was cheesy, I thought dryly.

"So," I say, trying to start up a conversation," Where are we?"

Deidara says "She talks a lot more than a person on the brink of death, doesn't she, un?"

"Yeah, well she's very much alive." The lump called Sasori replies, sounding very untalkative.

Well I better shut up.

This is not a good time to thin- OMG a guy with an orange swirly mask is running, no make that sprinting, toward us.

Well we either have a cosplayer or a real live Tobi.

"Deidara and Sasori brought a new friend!!!!!" swirly boy shouted.

"Tobi, Shut Up And Go AWAY!!!" the blond yelled.

"But leader-sama sent Tobi to get the new girl" Tobi (so I was right) said, "Tobi could tell leader that you didn't give her to me to take to him."

" Okay, fine, here, hmm." The blonde said quickly.

"Yea, follow Tobi, Deidara and Sasori, because leader wants to see you guys too." Tobi said looking completely thrilled.

"Why are we needed?" the black-haired lump asked.

"Tobi doesn't know, Tobi is just doing what leader-sama says to do." He chirped.

Wow, these people are idiots.

I can't help but think that I may not be in harm's way, considering the way they talked about me earlier.

"Umm, can I say something?" I ask unsure.

Tobi responses "What is it?"

"Can I have some food, or water or something? Please?" I ask as nicely as I could.

Tobi looks at the other two "Didn't you feed her?" he asks.

"No" I blurted out before I could stop myself.

"Tobi will make you grilled cheese well you're in with leader-sama, ok?" he asks.

I respond the moment after he asked" YES, please."

Deidara looks from me to Tobi and back to me shaking his head.

"Well we'll go see leader-sama, ok?" the lump asked.

"Ok, Tobi will go make food for… What's her name?" he asked.

Deidara replied " I don't know nor do I care, hmm. Come on Sasori lets take her to leader-sama, un."

And he started down the hall way the lump following him, the lump now dragging me a long.

Then I decide to ask this leader person why the hell he wants with me.

We walk in to the room and I see this orange haired person with lots and lots of piercings. I was tempted to say 'Someone went crazy with the piercing gun'.

Instead I say "Why do you want me? Why did you make these people kidnap me?"

Wait what was this guy's name again… umm PEIN it was Pein.

"Here she is leader-sama, un." Deidara says.

Mr. Piercing says "Welcome to the Akatsuki. Where's Tobi?"

Deidara replies "Well we forgot to feed her so Tobi making her food, hmm."

"Mr. Piercing, Sir umm what's your name?" I ask.

Everybody looks at me like I just asked to shoot him.

"My name is irrelevant, but you will call me Leader-sama." he replies.

So that was that.

"Umm why do I have to call you leader-sama? I'm not part of this killing cult." I say.

And then Hidan and Kakuzu comes in and I start laughing.

And everyone is looking at me like I'm insane and then they look at Hidan and Kakuzu and smirk.

Hidan says" Not a god damn fucking word, Got it?"

Kakuzu is just shaking his head and looking very unhappy, even pissed.

"So," Kakuzu starts, "is this the girl that you two had to go get?"

"Does Everyone Know Why I'm Here But Me??!!" I exclaim now pissed off.

"Kakuzu give me the briefcase then leave." Leader-sama said.

"Yes leader-sama" Kakuzu replies walking over and setting the briefcase on leader-sama's desk.

"Nice hair cut Hidan." The blond says.

Oh by the way why I laughed is because Hidan's hair is pretty much a buzz cut.

"Hidan, OUT." Leader-sama says.

"So, Sir Leader Sir, why am I here? I'm just another random girl."

I stared to him.

He raised his eyebrow at the Sir Leader Sir's comment but otherwise he just was just listening and then he replied "I think that you have a good chance of becoming a good ninja."

"So let me get this straight you kidnapped me because it looked like I had good chance of being a good ninja."

"Yeah, pretty much" he replied, "Sasori take her to the kitchen so Tobi can feed her."

"Yes leader-sama." The lump replied.

Then I asked the lump "Are you really that deformed or are you just that stupid enough to walk around like that all day?"

It just looks at me and shoves me into the kitchen and then waddles away.

Tobi runs up and says "What's your name????"

"Umm, it's Koya." I say.

"Oh, Koya has a pretty name. Tobi is done with Koya's grilled cheese." he said.

"WHERE IS MY FOOD??" I screeched at him.

He looks confused and says "On the table."

I lunged into the kitchen and since as I had my hands tied I still had my bag on.

I pulled out a knife to cut the rope and then I stopped and I realized that I had a knife.

I cut the rope and then shoved the knife back in my bag.

After I cut the rope I wolfed the heavenly thing called grilled cheese.

Well seen as I hadn't eaten in pretty much a day all food would seem heavenly.