Azumanga Girls

Author's Note: The following is a song parody of the song "California Girls" by the Beach Boys.

Most animes don't have Chiyo's father or Kimura at the pool.

When the semester starts, the girls wear their pink uniforms.

They look so cute when they walk to school.

Most manga girls have real sex appeal

Which makes me feel all right.

But Azumanga girls with their mundane lives

Are the girls that keep me warm at night.

I wish they all could be Azumanga.

I wish they all could be Azumanga.

I wish they all could be Azumanga girls.

I don't watch animes that don't include

Chiyo dressed as a penguin.

Or Osaka daydreaming in the middle of class

Or Sakaki envied by Kaorin.

I've read all mangas from Japan

And I've seen all kinds of girls.

Yeah, but I couldn't wait to get back to ADV

And read about the cutest girls in the world.

I wish they all could be Azumanga.

I wish they all could be Azumanga.

I wish they all could be Azumanga girls.

I wish they all could be Azumanga.

(Girls, girls, girls, I love 'em)

I wish they all could be Azumanga.

(Girls, girls, girls, those Azumanga)

I wish they all could be Azumanga.

(Girls, girls, girls, can't live without)

I wish they all could be Azumanga.

(Girls, girls, girls, the manga has)