YAY! This is my first story for the Mario franchise!
Shadow: No its not Mario and Sonic at the Winter Olympic Games Backstage is, since it's a crossover.
Me: Shut up Shadow.
Sonic: I thought that you hated Mario!
Me: Sonic vs. Mario I'll go with Sonic! Mario's good at everything, he doesn't have a weakness…that's what makes him suck… For any of my school friends reading this Toad Rocks!
(You have been warned, I will try to make each chapter long so don't expect a lot of updates, this stuff takes a lot outta me)
Anyway Disclaimer: I don't own anything so don't sue! …well maybe the TPS, but that's it!
Toad, was sitting in his little room in the horrifying pink castle. Toad hated the color pink, well except for Toadette…she was the only exception. He didn't even know why he had agreed to paint anything that color anyway…oh yeah, now he remembered.
Flashback:
Princess Peach was only 4 and Toadsworth was her father like figure that constantly seemed to misunderstand her. Toad was only an underling at the time but Peach liked him anyway and frequently came to see him. On this fine day, they were just building Princess Peach's castle and Toadsworth asked Peach what she wanted the color of the castle to be.
"Mario! Blue!" Peach said, pointing to the 4 year old known as Mario who was holding his breath for as long as he could, while Luigi who was also 4 was laughing and clapping his hands. Toadsworth who was oblivious to Peach answered.
"Pink you say? Well every young little girl loves the color pink I say!"
"Blue, Blue!" The pink clad Princess wailed.
"Ah, she's so enthusiastic, isn't she? Well you," he said pointing to Toad, "Start painting." Toadsworth then threw Toad the paintbrush he was holding as he went over to Peach to sooth her.
"Now, now the pretty castle is going to be pink! Won't that be nice?" but Peach now was giggling since Mario was now starting to turn pink from holding his breath. Luigi just kept on laughing.
"Pink, pink!" she giggled.
Toad sighed and began the torturous process of painting the entire castle.
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Suddenly Toad couldn't stand to look at the pink walls of his room which he kept constantly begged Princess Peach to let him paint red and walked towards the balcony. Outside he saw a starry night sky with one single shooting star. Toad closed his eyes, twirled around in a circle, clasped his hands together and made a wish just like every young toad did when they saw a shooting star.
I'm sick of this pink nightmare! I wish I could go out into space and see something other than this smothering pink!
Toad opened his eyes, only to see the pink balcony that he was leaning on.
Oh well, he sighed. Maybe he was destined to live a pink life, only to see in shades of pink. Toad walked back to his pink bed with pink sheets and multiple pink pillows and prepared to sleep for he was going to need it in the morning.
…The Next Morning…
Toad woke up to what he had expected- pink. He walked down the pink hallways into the pink dining hall and sat on a pink chair next to pink Toadsworth, wait what? Toad slowly turned his head only to see Toadsworth in all of his glory…except for the fact that he was entirely pink. Toad then quickly turned his head to look at the other Toads in the dining hall. Unfortunately they were all pink too. Toad then cringed as he turned to look at Princess Peach.
Please don't be pink, please don't be pink, please don't be pink, please don't be pink, please don't be pink...
Surprise surprise, Princess Peach was blue.
"AUGH!" Toad shouted. He ran out of the room and down the hall.
"Toadsworth, what's wrong with Toad?" Princess Peach asked the brown spotted toad.
"I think that he hasn't adjusted to the 3D glasses your majesty." Toadsworth shrugged. They were all going out to see Toad 3: The Return of the Evil Mushroom in 3D today courtesy of Princess Peach and she had put blue and pink 3D glasses on everyone as they were sleeping.
"Oh…I knew I shouldn't have put them on him while he was asleep! Now he's going to be in one of his pink fits again." Princess Peach pouted. Her favorite color was blue and just like Toad she hated the color pink, against popular belief. Sometimes she joined Toad and they screamed in the basement until Toadsworth heard them and scolded Toad for brining Peach out into the 'dirty' pink basement even though Toad had to clean it out every day.
"Well, it's not your fault your majesty. Here I'll go get him." Toadsworth said. Then he bowed and ran off to find Toad.
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As Toadsworth 'power walked' through the pink walls of the castle he smiled. Pink was Toadsworth favorite color and he couldn't see why anyone else wouldn't like it. The color pink made him smile; it reminded him of Princess Peach when she was a baby and about his favorite food cotton candy. He couldn't see why she had a liking for Toad though. Toadsworth thought that he was a rebel; he never liked any of the work that he told him to do (look in month old garbage for a penny, clean the immaculate basement, chew Toadsworth's food for him, then eat it if Toadsworth didn't like the way it tasted, ect.) As Toadsworth was musing all of this over, Toad was running back to the dining hall, to apologize for running out on them and ran right into Toadsworth.
"Sorry! I was just in a rush and…AHHHHHHHH!" Toad looked at Toadsworth, only to see him, PINK!
"TOAD!" Toadsworth screamed, "You bumped into me and made me make a mark in these freshly painted walls!" and sure enough, there was a Toadsworth sized print on the wall. Since Toadsworth was completely covered in pink, Toad ignored whatever Toadsworth said and only started screaming harder.
"OHMIGOD! THE PINK ATE TOADSWORTH AND NOW ITS COMING OUT OF THE WALLS! AHHHHHHHHH!" Toad started screaming and running in circles. Toadsworth tried to calm him down by reaching out to him, but he was still covered in the pink paint and it looked like he was trying to eat him.
"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PINK ZOMBIE!" Toad grabbed the closest thing on hand, a mega mushroom that was glowing a sickly green color and began to stuff it in Toadsworth's mouth.
"TOAD!" Toadsworth screamed, he tried to tell him that that mushroom was defective but Toad still was screaming so he couldn't hear him. Now everyone could here Toad and Toadsworth screaming and they all ran towards the noise to see what's wrong.
When they got there however, the defective mushroom was working its magic making Toadsworth grow bigger, making his movements sluggish and his voice deeper and slower. When everyone got there all of them also started screaming for he had started to take on the look of a giant pink zombie. Toad had grabbed a shovel and started hitting Toadsworth leg but this made Toadsworth moan and freaked out all of the other Toads even more.
Now everyone was running around screaming and running into the freshly painted walls only to be turned into pink 'zombies'
"ARGH! It GOT ME!" "MY, LEG!" "AW, MAN! And I JUST finished painting that too!" "Buy some Cotton Candy! Get your Cotton Candy Right Here!"
Toadsworth heard the latter though and started moving towards the cotton candy salesman who was randomly just standing in the middle of all of this craziness.
"Get you Cotton Cand- AHHHHHHH!" The cotton candy salesman squealed then ran out of the castle to sell boring stuff like pitchforks and torches to angry mobs.
Toadsworth who had eaten all of the cotton candy in the salesman's cart was now hyper too, so now he was running into the walls thinking that the pink walls were cotton candy.
"Cotton…Candy…" he moaned. He then started pushing people into the walls to get to the 'cotton candy.' Now everyone, except the Princess who was blue for some weird reason was a pink zombie. The zombies all crowded around Toadsworth as if he was their leader, when actually they were all trying to jump on him, for turning them into zombies.
Toad who somehow managed to escape all of that craziness alive and unscratched ran to the top of the castle, where it would be safe from the pink 'zombies' When Toad had gotten to the top of the castle, he saw what he had been looking for all of this time, the Toad Planetoid Spaceship or the TPS. This spaceship was the remodeled version of their first spaceship, the Toad Brigade and was still in test stages.
"I gotta get outta here before I get turned into a pink zombie!" Toad shuddered. "I gotta get Toadette too before she gets turned into a zombie too!" With that being said, Toad jumped into the spaceship and put into the coordinates for Sarassaland, where Toadette lived with Princess Daisy. The TPS sputtered but got off of the ground and flew into the sky to get to Toadette.
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Peach who had ran out of the castle before she could be turned into a pink zombie saw Toad take off in the spaceship.
"I hope you'll be okay…" Princess Peach whispered.
Princess Peach was sitting on her pink balcony looking at the stars when she overheard Toad wishing I'm sick of this pink nightmare! I wish I could go out into space and see something other than this smothering pink!
The pink clad princess than ran off in the direction of Mario's house. Hopefully together they could fight the giant pink zombie who was now known as Zombsworth and stop him before it was too late!
…In Sarassland…
Toad landed the TPS in a field next to Princess Daisy's castle. Toad sighed, at least Daisy wasn't crazy to paint her entire castle orange. Toad ran into the castle looking down every hallway until he finally saw Toadette, eating breakfast with Princess Daisy. Toad sighed, he wished that he was treated with the same respect that Toadette was treated with at Princess Daisy's castle. It seemed like Toadsworth never respected him or whatever he did, even when he painted the entire castle by himself, he was criticized for making the castle TOO perfect, but now he had no time to waste on dumb old Toadsworth and he hurriedly tried to explain himself to Toadette.
"Toadette! Pink…Zombies…Peach…Castle…Zombies…3D movies…Space!" Toadette who had a knack for figuring out what people said if they had spoken really quickly, had finally put everything together and gasped.
"You mean that in Princess Peach's castle there are pink zombies that are getting ready to watch a 3D movie and we need to escape into space!" Toad nodded and grabbed her hand and ran out of the castle. Princess Daisy who was still in shock that all of this was happening before noon called out to the Toads,
"Bring me back a Luma and Some Star Bits Too!" Toad and Toadette hurriedly ran to Toadette's room since she had to get her belonging and some clothes.
"You never know what the weathers going to be like!" She humphed. Toad sighed again, now he started to wonder why he had even wanted to bring her with him in the first place. Finally they had gotten everything ready and ran out to the TPS which was still out in the field, set the coordinates for the Good Egg Galaxy and set off. As they were launched into the atmosphere both Toads stared at their world and wondered about the new adventure to come.
YAY! YAY! YAY! YAY! First chapter, DONE! And its 2010 words, exact! Please read and review!
May the Toad be with you!
~Galexia the Chao
