Peach and Poker

dm: for all who have wondered what peach is doing while mario is taking his sweet time to save her...

Disclaimer: i dont own mario games or anything else of nintendos.

Peach and Poker

"I bet ten coins."

"Playing it safe, Klark?"

"Hey, I'd like to keep some of my money after this."

"Sorry, but I don't think that's likely to happen. I'll see your ten coins and raise you thirty."

"Ouch, Princess, you're trying to beggar us."

"It's not my fault you agreed to a game with me. You wanted to play, so I'm playing."

"Yeah, but you don't have to throw your wealth in our faces."

"We barely get paid on our jobs as it is, and since every time King Bowser kidnaps you, we get cleared out, we're broke all the time. Give us a break, will you?"

"Hm...no."

"Fine...I'll see your forty coins."

"As will I, plus I'll raise you twenty more coins."

"Klark, what are you doing? You'd better have one hell of a hand..."

"Back to me, is it? I see your sixty coins, plus forty. How's that?"

"I fold. I've worked too hard for my cash to give up."

"I'll see your bet and raise it by twenty. I'm interested to see if I could actually win for once."

"Not likely. 120 coins, right? I'll see that and raise it eighty coins."

"...All right, I'll see and that's it."

"That's it? No more betting?"

"Nope, it's getting out of the range a lowly soldier could pay."

"Well, I guess it's time to show our cards then, isn't it?"

"...Damn it, how'd you get a royal flush?"

"It's in my blood. Play again?"

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dm: man...i shouldnt write fics at two thirty in the morning. i come up with stuff like this. anyhoos, review, critique, whatever. this was a fairly random piece, so bear that in mind. ciao!