Peach Creek, Arizona 10:45 AM June 14.

Three boys were currently hanging out at one of their houses. The first is Ed, who wears a green jacket, t-shirt with red and white stripes, jeans and rainboots.

The second is Edd, who is often called Double D to avoid naming confusion. He wears a red t-shirt with elbow length sleeves, purple bike shorts, and sneakers.

The third is Eddy, who is the shortest of the three, being no more than five feet in height. He has three long hairs sticking out of his head and nothing more. he wears a yellow bowling shirt with a singular purple stripe running vertically down the right side, as well as purple sleeves and collar, acid washed jeans, and Nike brand shoes.

Eddy lays down on the bed, reading one of Double D's magazines.

"Dang it, Double D, how come you don't have any GOOD magazines?"

"Because I tend not to indulge myself in pornography as you do." Double D said, tinkering with what appeared to be a metallic arm with multiple wires sticking out of it. "Now will you either help me or be quiet? I need utmost concentration.

Eddy silently mouthed Double D's speech as if to mock him.

Ed peered over Double D's shoulder. "What'cha working on?" He asked.

"If you must know, Ed, I'm attempting to construct an android assistant to assist my research and development."

Ed stared silently into space.

"A robot that looks human, Ed."

"ROBOT!? COOL!" Ed shrieked with delight.

"Bo-o-o-ring." Eddy mused. "I gotta use it. Be right back."

As Eddy went to the restroom, and took care of his business, he started washing his hands. A noise pierced the air, before a light filled the room. He covered his eyes, and looked above.

He gasped and croaked in fear.

"AAAAAAHHHH!"

Double D and Ed heard the scream, but could do nothing about it as the house was blown apart.

Shards of wood and plaster buried the two boys. Eddy however was lifted into the air, within the claws of a gigantic bird-like monster. It was in the shape of a humanoid condor.

"Meat...meat...meat!" It cried.

"Ah! Guys somebody help me!" Eddy shouted, beating the monster's claw with his fists to no avail.

Double D coughed as he rose out of the debris. Every inch of his body ached. "E...Eddy..."

Ed's face contorted into a terrified gaze.

"Heh-heh-heh! Yummy-yummy!" The man-condor cackled as he tossed Eddy into the air.

"NOOOOO!" The short Ed screamed as he was about to fall back into the beast's mouth.

The creature was about to snap him in two with it's beak, but only wound up snapping at the air.

"Huh?"

Eddy opened his eyes in panic, gripped by disbelief that he was still alive. He looked up to his savior.

"E...Ed!?"

Ed stared up at the hundred-foot avian menace with a bold expression.

The bird-like monster stooped down and shrieked in Ed's face. "You take me food! ME KILL YOU!" The creature threw his claw at Ed, only for him to grab it.

Though it was a tremendous appendage, Ed didn't strain a bit, despite the bird applying all it's strength.

"Kill! Kill! KILL!" The monster slashed wildly at the boy, only for him to acrobatically dodge every attack with a soliei of back-flips, leaps and front-flips.

Double D and Eddy watched on in awe at the sight of their friend facing off with this monster in a tango of terror, a flash of blade and claw.

Finally, the beast attempted to bite him in two, but as it came in close, Ed drew his fist back.

"TAAAAKE THIS!" He screamed, slamming his fist into the bird's beak.

The monster shrieked in pain as it's beak shattered wretchedly. It's face was also warped, like a bullet passing through jelly. Blood spilled everywhere as it collapsed in a heap, smashing through the two houses over.

Double D and Eddy were both floored by the monster's death. The smarter one scrambled over to it. He shined a light into it's eye from his pocket. No reaction.

"It's...dead." He said, a tremble to his voice.

"Ed...did you just kill this thing with...one punch!?" Eddy asked, bewildered and still slightly shocked.

Ed looked to his blood-soaked hand, smoke billowing from it.

He grinned, eyes glancing in opposite directions, as his are so apt to do.

"COOL! I'm like a comic book hero guy!" He playfully punched the air, consumed in glee.

"I knew he was strong, but I didn't think he could be THIS strong..." said Double D. "We should investigate this..."

"Yeah...I bet'cha we could make some money off this somehow." Eddy chuckled as his sock-headed friend groaned.

Meanwhile, across the street, a boy with a red cap, green shirt and black bicycle shorts and a darker skinned bald boy with a white shirt and black pants carrying a plank of wood with a face scrawled on it gazed at the destruction of the two houses flattened by the tremendous man-bird.

"What...the...FUCK!?" Kevin screamed.