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Kiss Me Goodnight

That stupid Italian has gotten everyone to kiss him goodnight, whether they gave up with or without a struggle. Well not me. I will absolutely not, under any circumstances, kiss Italy goodnight. He's already embarrassed me enough as it is. I heard that when he had Romano kiss him, Spain wouldn't talk to him for a week. That is proof that Italy ruins EVERYTHING, including relationships. He's a wimp, and he still needs to sleep with a nightlight. Some nights I have to check for killers under the bed because I wanted to watch Friday the 13th, and if he doesn't believe me when I say no, he clings to me like a freaking monkey on a vine. I shove him off and try to leave, and I am always presented with that same damn question…

"Germany, will you kiss me goodnight?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No. Now shut up and go to bed."


*3rd person*

"Hey Germany."

"Oh god. What do you want, Romano?"

"I told Italy that I needed somewhere to stay, and he said I needed permission from you."

Germany sighed, hoping he would have a good reason for coming to him with this situation.

"What happened?"

"Spain recalled when Italy… um… well, you know, when he-"

"Yes, yes! Get on with it."

"Well, he thought that Italy made me do other things…"

"Ah, jealousy… wait. Other things?" Germany twitched. What the hell did Spain think they were doing? They were brothers for god's sakes! Oh, god…

"Yeah. This is awkward… so can I stay with you guys until he gets over it?"

"Yeah, fine, whatever. I need someone to help me control Italy. I get tired by the end of the day, so you can take the night shift."

"Deal."


The two walked through the door silently.

"Be quiet. You don't want to alert the puppy."

"What puppy?" Romano wondered.

"Romano! Germany said you could stay!" Italy ran over and practically tackled Romano to the ground with a hug.

"That puppy…" Germany sighed.

Why did Italy have to be so hyper? I mean, he NEVER needed coffee, and even after Germany was asleep, he was almost sure Italy was awake half the night, asking questions to his imaginary friends who, too, were running from his annoying voice. He was only stopped when he was yelled at, or a plate was thrown at him. Then he usually started to cry and wouldn't stop until Germany got up and hugged him.

"Germany, I swear, I am going to kill him."

"You just got here!"

"I know, but I just hate him so much!"

"You lay so much as a finger on Italy, and I will personally come to your house and strangle you."

"What, are you gay for my brother, Germany?"

"No. Shut up before I decapitate you."

"Y-yes sir…" Romano knew when to stop, and who to not push too far, and Germany was one of these people. All he knew was that he was going to have to go the night without killing Italy.


It was 4:00 in the morning. Romano was close to stabbing Italy with whatever he could find, and Germany was positive that the bags under his eyes had turned to bricks, weighing him down so much that he was almost on his knees.

"Ok. Let's try this again. Lights out. ESPECIALLY for you, Italy."

"Ok, no problem."

The lights went out around the room. For a moment, everything was completely black.

"Oh my god, Germany, I can't see!"

"Shut up, Italy! Just go to bed and quit grabbing onto me!"

"But it's scary."

"Oh, god. Romano, turn on the television so we all can go to sleep."

"On it." He turned the TV on, only to be greeted by the famous Scream trilogy.

"Dammit. This is gonna be a long night." Germany got up to leave. "I'm sleeping on the floor in the next room if you need me. I don't need to hear your crying tonight. Romano's on the night shift." He flashed a grin that said, "It's your problem now". He was about to exit the room, and then…

"Germany, will you kiss me goodnight?"

"… No."

"Please?"

"Go. To. Sleep."


Ok so this is a rather short chapter, but I like how it starts off the story. Hope you guys like it.

I know how Germany feels. My friend is part Italian, and I am part German, (along with Russian and French) and I swear he will not SHUT HIS FACE. I understand, Germany, I understand…

Next chapter coming soon! :3

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-Hollow Phoenix