Okay i was inspired to write this from a picture of Merry and Pippin from Lord of the Rings.

I do not own Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings.

The Mystery that is Seamus Finnigan

Seamus Finnigan has a mystery surrounding him. No one knows what it is but it has something to do with the fact that he is always blowing things up! Water in a goblet, a feather, etc.


Dean had been dating Seamus for two years and has yet to meet Seamus's parents, so he decided that he would ask Seamus today why he hasn't let him meet them yet. It's not like Seamus is ashamed of dating a boy because he has already come out to his parents as gay and they were fine with it.

At lunch he asked Seamus to talk in private.

"Seamus? he said after finishing the last of his lunch.

"Yeah, Dean?" was the reply he got.

"Can we talk in private?" he asked his Irish boyfriend.

"Uh, sure, I guess."

The walked out of the Great Hall and went up to the gryffindor common room. No one was in there since they were all in the Great Hall for lunch.

"What'd you wanna talk out?" Seamus asked his taller boyfriend.

"Why is it that I haven't met you're parents yet? Is it that you're ashamed of me?" he asked seriously.

"What? No, of course i'm not ashamed of you!" Seamus almost yelled.

"Then why?" he continued on.

"It's because well you see my dad well he's a... never mind if you want you can come to my place for Christmas break and meet them. If it's that important to you," Seamus told him. Dean nodded.


When Christmas break came along Dean had already owled his parents telling them that he was staying with Seamus for Christmas.

Dean and Seamus had just gotten of the Hogwarts Express at Kings Cross station when they heard a women call.

"Seamus sweetie, over here!" a woman with sandy blonde hair called out to Seamus.

"Mum!" Seamus all but whined once the two of them had made there way over to the woman.

"Oh you must be Dean," she turned to him and hugged the boy, "Seamus has said nothing but great things about you."

"Um, thank you," he replied sheepishly.


Dean, Seamus, and Seamus's mother were driving out into to the country. Seamus turned and looked at Dean telling him that they were almost to their home.

"Dad's probably having tea right about now," he told him as they were pulling up to the house.

The three of them walked into the house and into the kitchen just as they heard something blow up. Dean looked over at Seamus to make sure he didn't blow something up, but saw nothing then he notice the short point eared creature sitting at the table. He noticed that it was the creature at the table that blew up what looked like a cup of tea.

"Oh hello," the creature said, "so you're Dean? You seem like a nice bloke. My son talks about you all the time."

"It's nice to meet you sir," Dean said shyly.

"Well then how bout you boys put your stuff up in Seamus's room then come back down here for something to eat," Seamus's mother said to him and Seamus.

"Thank you, ma'am," Dean told her before he was dragged by Seamus up to the room.

Once they were in the room Dean asked about Seamus's dad.

"He's a hobbit," Seamus told him.

"So you are half-hobbit?" he asked.

"Yup."

"Is that where you get your knack of blowing things up?"

"Exactly."

"Cool."