Okay this thing started off because A)Jypsi had gone to put her Bunny to bed B) She was taking a long time to do the previously mentioned C) I was in such a state of boredom you couldn't believe and D) It's actually a lot of fun typing on a laptop.
DISCLAIMER – I do not own Jypsi (damn that would be fun) or her house which has been given the luxury of being a two storey for the purpose of this... thing. Oh and yeah I do not any of the Discworld characters mention here after. Though that would be pretty fun too.
A/N Jypsi has started her own version that kinda goes with this in a muddled way and is much more interesting than mine so you should read it! It's called "I'm Incognito".
Once Squish, the bunny, was safely nesting in her pen Jypsi decided not to stay in her room to see why the MSN conversation window with Missy was flashing wildly at her. She ducked back out onto the cool landing and drifted downstairs to the repeating "DING A LING' sound that was echoing downstairs from Missy's constant attempts to get her attention. Upon entering the dark living room Jypsi stopped. Sitting on her favourite chair was Death – as in THE DISCWORLD DEATH with the black and the scythe with an Albert too finishing the whole attire.
HELLO JYPSI
Jypsi twitched
I SEE YOU ARE QUITE FOND OF ME, WHY IS THAT?
She watched as Albert whispered something into Death's ear. Well where a normal ear should be as he didn't really have ears being a skeleton and all.
WAIT... ALBERT SAYS YOU LOOKING FOR A GOOD SHAG, IS THAT A TYPE OF RUG?
All she could manage was another violent twitch and flushing a peach colour. Thus blending with her red hair made her look quite interesting indeed. Upon writing this Jypsi turned towards this author and remarked happily, "I look interesting do I? Cool"
Remember reader I said "interesting" not "cool". Jypsi huffed and made a mental note to stab author while turning her attention back to Death – twitching once more.
I DONT HAVE ANY RUGS SORRY
"Umm that's OK" she managed.
WOULD YOU LIKE A COOKIE? I HAVE COOKIES BUT NO RUGS
Unfortunately for our dear protagonist Albert was scoffing them down.
OH DEAR IT SEEMS ALBERT HAS EATEN IT
"Nom nom nom..." said Albert
Death turned his head to look at the clock on the wall behind Jypsi.
OH I MUST GO NOW TO SEE SUSAN, GOODBYE ROUNDWORLD DWELLER
And so both he and Albert disappeared into the nothingness as Jypsi slowly sat down thinking how strange everything had gotten. She was also very exhilarated at seeing Death and of course nearly on the brink of peeing herself in fright.
First chapter of this thing Please don't kill me Jypsi - I LUFF YOU!
A/N When this is done I will post the original muahahaha now that willmake you cringe:D
