Drago walks in around 12:00am midnight. Akilah turns on living room lamp on while sitting comfort chair, scowling at Drago with arms crossed.

Akilah: (with an attitude) Why are you comin' in this late?

Drago: I was at the bar with some co-workers havin' a drink.

Akilah: (sarcastically) At the bar having a drink, huh?

Drago: Yeah, I was at… (interrupted at mid-sentence)

Akilah: (asks sternly) So, who's Eris?

Drago: What are you talkin' about? I don't know any Eris.

Akilah: (gets up from the comfort chair and asks incriminatingly) Really? Then why was this number in your pants pocket, not to mention I called the bitch back and not only does she says she knows you, but she says she sucked your little scaly-green ding-a-ling the other night, so what you got to say about that, huh!

Drago: (responds defensively) That bitch is lying'. Look, I don't know where you're gettin' your information from, but you're makin' yourself look foolish. (goes to the kitchen to grab a beer from the fridge).

Follows Drago into the kitchen and forcefully grabs him by the collar.

Akilah: Then how do you explain this creeping-looking lipstick lingering on your shirt?

Drago: See, that's where you're wrong, it's just jolly rancher juice. I was enjoyin' some jolly ranchers earlier and probably just drooled a little on my collar.

Akilah: (looses it, raises her voice out of rage) YOU'RE A SCALEY-ASS LIAR! This is Shadow lipstick! I know because I have the same brand when I'm practicing dark magic! Your ass is busted, so don't even bother trying to deny it!

Drago: (snapping back) I'm not busted on SHIT! You're just paranoid and insecure. Look, I love you girl, why you coming at me with this bullshit?

Akilah: (warningly) You're gonna be askin', "Why I'm breakin' my foot off in your ass?" if you don't tell me the truth.

Drago: (frustrated) Why won't you let this go, already? I told you, I'm not fucking around.

Akilah: So if you're not messin' around, how come Jade told me she saw you leaving the strip club with some nasty, tramp-bitch, like some fake ass Dragon Mac-Daddy!

Drago: (goes silent as a result of feeling cornered)*Thinks* "Busted!"

Akilah: (aggravatingly) Yeah, where are your quick comebacks now, asshole?

Drago: I was just giving the girl a ride home. It was innocent, nothing else.

Akilah: Jade says, apparently, that it looked more like she was ridin' you.

Drago: First of all, Jade doesn't know what she's talking about. And second, she needs to mind her business and keep her nose out of "ours".

Akilah: Okay (1) Jade knows what she sees; (2) My best friend would never lie to me; (3) For future references, there is no more "ours" or "we" because I'm leaving your sorry-ass; which brings me to (4) I took the liberty of packin' your crap. So all that leaves is (5) For you to get THE HELL UP OUT OF MY HOUSE! (pointsatthedoor)

Drago: (surprised and slightly angry) YOU LEAVING ME! How the hell you gonna kick me out, after I paid the cable bill last month!

Akilah walks to the door.

Akilah: Yeah, with my money! Now beat it! (opens the door).

Drago: Alright, fine, it's all good (walks to the doorway smoothly, stops at the door, then turns around). But you'll be back. (smirks)

Akilah: Yeah, whatever (disgusted, shoves Drago out the door). It wasn't that good anyway!

Drago: Yo, what about my stuff?

Akilah: HERE, YOU WEASEL DICK! (throws suitcase really hard at him, knocking him out cold on the street, then slams the door behind her)

THE END