Drago walks in around 12:00am midnight. Akilah turns on living room lamp on while sitting comfort chair, scowling at Drago with arms crossed.
Akilah: (with an attitude) Why are you comin' in this late?
Drago: I was at the bar with some co-workers havin' a drink.
Akilah: (sarcastically) At the bar having a drink, huh?
Drago: Yeah, I was at… (interrupted at mid-sentence)
Akilah: (asks sternly) So, who's Eris?
Drago: What are you talkin' about? I don't know any Eris.
Akilah: (gets up from the comfort chair and asks incriminatingly) Really? Then why was this number in your pants pocket, not to mention I called the bitch back and not only does she says she knows you, but she says she sucked your little scaly-green ding-a-ling the other night, so what you got to say about that, huh!
Drago: (responds defensively) That bitch is lying'. Look, I don't know where you're gettin' your information from, but you're makin' yourself look foolish. (goes to the kitchen to grab a beer from the fridge).
Follows Drago into the kitchen and forcefully grabs him by the collar.
Akilah: Then how do you explain this creeping-looking lipstick lingering on your shirt?
Drago: See, that's where you're wrong, it's just jolly rancher juice. I was enjoyin' some jolly ranchers earlier and probably just drooled a little on my collar.
Akilah: (looses it, raises her voice out of rage) YOU'RE A SCALEY-ASS LIAR! This is Shadow lipstick! I know because I have the same brand when I'm practicing dark magic! Your ass is busted, so don't even bother trying to deny it!
Drago: (snapping back) I'm not busted on SHIT! You're just paranoid and insecure. Look, I love you girl, why you coming at me with this bullshit?
Akilah: (warningly) You're gonna be askin', "Why I'm breakin' my foot off in your ass?" if you don't tell me the truth.
Drago: (frustrated) Why won't you let this go, already? I told you, I'm not fucking around.
Akilah: So if you're not messin' around, how come Jade told me she saw you leaving the strip club with some nasty, tramp-bitch, like some fake ass Dragon Mac-Daddy!
Drago: (goes silent as a result of feeling cornered)*Thinks* "Busted!"
Akilah: (aggravatingly) Yeah, where are your quick comebacks now, asshole?
Drago: I was just giving the girl a ride home. It was innocent, nothing else.
Akilah: Jade says, apparently, that it looked more like she was ridin' you.
Drago: First of all, Jade doesn't know what she's talking about. And second, she needs to mind her business and keep her nose out of "ours".
Akilah: Okay (1) Jade knows what she sees; (2) My best friend would never lie to me; (3) For future references, there is no more "ours" or "we" because I'm leaving your sorry-ass; which brings me to (4) I took the liberty of packin' your crap. So all that leaves is (5) For you to get THE HELL UP OUT OF MY HOUSE! (pointsatthedoor)
Drago: (surprised and slightly angry) YOU LEAVING ME! How the hell you gonna kick me out, after I paid the cable bill last month!
Akilah walks to the door.
Akilah: Yeah, with my money! Now beat it! (opens the door).
Drago: Alright, fine, it's all good (walks to the doorway smoothly, stops at the door, then turns around). But you'll be back. (smirks)
Akilah: Yeah, whatever (disgusted, shoves Drago out the door). It wasn't that good anyway!
Drago: Yo, what about my stuff?
Akilah: HERE, YOU WEASEL DICK! (throws suitcase really hard at him, knocking him out cold on the street, then slams the door behind her)
THE END
