Diamond: This time on what if, we'll talk about what if the Ouran Highschool Host Club and the Fairy Tail guild met.
Gold: If you didn't already know, "What if" is basically a crossover story. We're taking suggestions in the comments section below.
Emmy: *sneaks up behind Gold with an alien mask* Hee hee hee
Gold: *turns around* HOLY SHI- EMMY! *becomes enraged and chases Emmy*
Ruby: *passes Gold a knife when she runs past" Good luck.
Diamond: Alright let's go to our meet up. So far the host club boys are here Tamaki, Haruhi, Hikaru, Kaoru, Honey, and Mori, oh and Kyoya.
Diamond: And we don't own this stuff, Fairy Tail is owned by Hiro Mashima, and Ouran is owned by Bisco Hatori.
*spins to giant screen with the author's pictures*
Tamaki: Haruhi~ Where did you go?
Haruhi: *hiding while thinking: sempai go away*
Hikaru: Hey boss, She's over here!
Kaoru: Behind what's-their-name's chair
Honey: You mean Diamond-chan?
Diamond: … ok then…
Gold: Natsu, Happy, and Lucy are here!
Natsu: s'up!
Lucy: hello there. *see's Honey-sempai* aw hi there little boy.
Honey: Hi there nice lady. *makes cute face* would you like some cake?
(Diamond: *sets up table and chairs really quick*)
(Emmy: *places cake really quick*)
Natsu: OOH! Cake! Happy want some!
Happy: sure!
Lucy: Aw sure I'd love to. Natsu don't just take some cake without asking *Lucy kick*
Honey: OOOH a talking kitty *hugs* Usa-chan look a cat friend.
Happy: *squeezed* ACK! Le…go…Ho…san…
Mori: Honey. The cat's choking. *Feeds Honey cake*
Honey: *let's go and eats cake*
Happy: THANK GOD! *Flies to the bed set up in the rafter*
Tamaki: Well I suppose Honey's got that miss under control, what do we do now Kyoya?
Kyoya: *asks Lucy* hello there would you like to buy a few pictures or even a magazine
(Diamond: the magazine says "Honey sempai's flowery farm journey")
Lucy: SURE! *works out payment with Kyoya*
Tamaki: well ok then, I'll just wait here… *sits in the corner and grows mushrooms*
Hikaru: Whoa a talking and flying cat!
Kaouru: *pulls out ladder from thin air* lets go catch him!
Hikaru: alright!
Happy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Emmy: Hee hee hee hee more people! Erza, Lissanna, Mirajane, Cana, Levy, Wendy, Bisca, Evergreen Alzack, Gray and Elfman!)
Tamaki: *gets out of corner to greet the ladies* Why hello there ladies *pulls out rose* *Starts with Lissanna and Evergreen* *kisses back of their hands* my precious fairies, would you-
*Elfman moves into his way* Err, uh never mind. *Moves onto Erza* My dearest, even if the world were to be destroyed, I will never leave your side, my-
Erza: … *Is frozen with shock*
Unknown Voice *cough*Jellal*chough*: HEAVENLY BODY MAGIC!
(Diamond: SAVE TAMAKI Ruby: Tch! *saves him*)
Tamaki: *lands where Bisca is standing*
Alzack: *glares*
Kaouru and Hikaru: AHAHAHAHA
Tamaki: *runs into his corner of gloom to grow some mushrooms*
Haruhi: *comes out of hiding* … sempai… uh…
Tamaki: *Crying* *sniffle* *grabs onto haruhi's leg* Haruuuhhiiii….
Mirajane: oh dear. Aren't you all in need of some refreshments? *goes over to Honey's table and serves tea* here you go sweeties.
Honey: thank you pretty Nee-chan!
(Gold: *whispers to Diamond* where did she get the tea Diamond: idk…)
Erza: *goes to cake table* let us eat cake *starts to devour cakes*
Levy: Lu-chan~ *goes over to cake table and talks with Lucy and everyone else*
Kyoya: *finished deal* so how about you girls, would you like to purchase one of our host club magazines.
Cana: Heeey so what's with the tall quiet dude.
Mori: …
Cana: *pinches Mori* yo? Hey you seem old enough to drink, here have some! *swishes beer*
Mori: … *backs away hella fast*
Cana: Tch, you scared? *chases Mori around with beer in hand*
Honey: *tackles* be nice to Takashi!
Cana: *drinks* get off chibi!
Honey: *pouts* no!
Hikaru and Kaouru: AHAHAHAHA hey boss look what we did! *shows happy all dressed up as a doll*
Natsu: AHAHAHAH Happy what the hell man you look hilarious.
Happy: *escapes and tries to tackle Natsu*
(Diamond, Gold, Emmy, and Ruby: *cast protective invisible casing around all host club members*)
Natsu: *avoids*
Happy: *Hits Haruhi instead*
Haruhi: ah! Jeez ow…
Tamaki: how dare you, cat. *tries to tackle Happy, but happy avoids it, tackles evergreen*
Elfman and Evergreen: *attack Tamaki but attacks land everywhere*
Gray: *gets hit* *uses it as an excuse to punch Natsu* DIE FLAME BRAIN!
Natsu: *receives blow* what the hell you STUPID ICE PRINCESS!
Everyone: *gets into brawl*
Erza: *gets cake knocked over*
(Ruby: Gajeel, Laxus, Bickslow, here)
Gajeel: * spots brawl and Erza* … uhm what do we do, ah well *joins in*
Laxus and Bickslow: *turns around and leaves*
Diamond: well, uh, let's just end it here
Gold: we're done with this story! Look forward to episode 2!
Ruby: Then we'll have a brawl.
Gold: let's hope not. Again…
Emmy: Phew. *sleeps*
Gold: *sigh* goes and puts Emmy in bed.
Diamond: She gets tired putting up protective spells for normal people, so let's try not to get into a brawl.
Gray and Natsu: *still fighting*
