This is after the 4th Great Shinobi War. BEFORE he had Boruto. So Spoilers. Yeah! Only 2 parts.
Naruto/Deadpool - Bounties "R" Us
Deadpool POV
It was another bright and sunny day in Konaha. The merchants were selling, the villagers were greeting, and the shinobi were jumping from the rooftops. In the sky, you would see a messenger-bird that would fly gracefully to a building above the masses. The Hokage Residence, where, as you may have guessed, is where the Hokage lives. Here we meet a man that goes by the name of...Goku, Ichigo, Luffy. Oh right, Naruto. Anyways, he has the most power that the Black Market needs. I need cash quick, so I got the job and was off. I have learned a lot about this Naruto guy, mainly is that his whole battle or whatever, took place on a gigantic battlefield. It was super boring and was really long. Also, he had a "friend" (if we can say that), that he chased after for like, 10 seasons. Back to the plot, (because I know readers have a short attention span. I'm looking at you Viners), I have to kill him and bring back his remains or cape. Hold on, I said that right. A cape, wow, must have read Batman I guess. Okay, stay on track Wade. I walk up to the front door and knock. 1 minute passes. 2,3,5. Alright then.
"Forget this." I kick the door down and walk in. This house has no maids I guess. I stop and yell like Liam Nesson from Taken.
"I will find you, and brutally kill you."
"Wait, I am coming down." It was a blonde kid that looked stressed. He is the Hokage. The leader of the free world, I thought that was Obama. I take a deep breath and pull a weapon. I look at the weapon and realize it is a banana. Stupid Pouch. The kid laughs. I stare at him through my cancer filled eyes and realize he is just a teenager. Easy. But then he stops laughing and stares back. Only his eyes are different now. Savage, bloodthirsty, like a fox on his next meal.
"Oh no, he is going Super Saiyan."
"What the heck is that". The kid said with confusion and curiosity.
"Nothing, you fox". I may be a cheap, Vega spamming, comic book character but I pull out a RPG.
"Sorry". BAM! The missile goes super fast, that the kid goes flying through a hole. I jump out and he squares me up. This is going to be one heck of a fight.
Naruto POV
Everyone is out on a mission or another. Sasuke is out, Sakura is out, even Shikumaru is out. I have to now fight this guy who has a unknown jutsu. I have to ask.
"What type are you".
"Depends on the multiverse and the writer. This writer made me a guy".
"No, your jutsu type. Fire, Water, Earth etc". In a mocking tone he said: "FIYAHPOWAH, write that exactly like that editors." I couldn't waste any time. I used my rasengan, tailed beast bomb. I charged it up until I felt pain in my back.
"How?"
"Teleportation, man."
"No one has...hah...done that ever".
Deadpool POV
I am not killing him, but I am taking his cape. It read Hokage and I can use that for the cash. He is badly damaged though. Sakura can use her hands to fix him up real good. Yes, the most *useful* charcter in Naruto. Bye kid, may see you again.
Sorry it is short first time and you know Deadpool would just teleport before he starts. suggestions please. Comment on how to improve.
