Howdy! I like to call these a mini-collection of Batman Parodies that I had ideas for. Half are done in a sensible manner and the other half are for my own pleasures. But overall, they are entertainment! I'll be adding more as I go. As always, I own neither Batman nor Disney.


CH 1: LION KING

Can't Wait To Be Batman/Just Can't Wait To Be King(Damian, Jon, & Tim)

DAMIAN:

I'm gonna be the next Batman,

The mightiest of all!

TIM:

Well, I've never seen a Knight of Terror

Who stands at four feet tall.

DAMIAN:

I'll be the greatest detective,

The police cannot tame~

I'm learning swift and training tense,

I'm working on my aim!

(Throws a Batarang at Tim)

TIM:

Thus far, a demo that's explicitly deadpan.

DAMIAN:

Oh, I can't wait to be Batman!~

TIM:

You're way in over your head

Damian, if you think…-

DAMIAN:

I wouldn't need a Robin

TIM:

You just can't take away the Dynamic D-

JON:

No one to be an annoyance

TIM:

Hey, are you insinuating-

DAMIAN:

I can then fire Drake

TIM:

Whoa, whoa, hold on-

JON:

Wiped from existence

TIM:

I'm standing right here!

DAMIAN:

Free to patrol all alone,

TIM:

That's a horrific idea.

DAMIAN:

Making my rules as I go!~

TIM:

I think it's time that you and I

Arranged a heart to heart!

DAMIAN:

No need for advice

From orphaned peasants for a start~

TIM:

If this is where Batman's legacy is headed,

Count me out!

Out of Gotham, out of Wayne Manor

I wouldn't hang about-

This city will be doomed by a madman~

DAMIAN:

Oh, I can't wait to be Batman!~

...

Everybody look left!

JON:

Everybody look right!

DAMIAN:

Everywhere you look I'm-

JON:

Standing spotlight~

TIM:

-Not yet!

GOTHAMITES:

Arkham inmates should countdown their lifespan,

For the demon spawn will soon reign sky and land,

Damian shall be the best we have had,

Oh, He can't wait to be Batman!

JON:

Oh, He can't wait to be Batman!

DAMIAN:

Oh, I can't wait tooooooo be Batman!~