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"Bad boys bad boys, what you gonna do when a R.O.B comes for you." I said humming on my walk home.
Apparently R.O.B., a random omnipotent being are abducting random people around the globe. News say that they get some random visions from seers that omnipotent beings are doing this as a trend. People all over either wish to be abducted or cowering around their homes. Most people were just indifferent about it.
Anyways my name is unimportant, all you gotta know is some R.O.B decided to play with me and I'm now in some unknown world.
I woke up seeing a face close to my face, that was a mouthful and scary too, so I did what other normal human would do, I panicked and fainted.
"Geez, my face isn't that scary." said the unknown person.
Several Hours Later.
"Urrgggg." I said as I woke up to greeted by a green monstrosity wearing jumpsuit with a freakishly weird eyebrows.
"Yosh, your awake my youthful friend, my name is Rock Lee the mini-green beast of konoha!."
I did the only thing I could at the time, I ran.
"Waaaaahhhhhh!." I shouted the top of my lungs around the village while somewhere behind me was a raging lunatic shouting "Youth, youth, youth."
There were alot of shocked faces from the villagers but they chalked it off as ninjas eccentrics
30 minutes later.
"Huff, huff, huff, I give up, goodbye cruel world!." I said as I sat down panting and awaiting my own doom.
"Is the work-out over my youthful friend?, awww, call me when we can do it again." Said Lee as he went away.
It took five minutes to sink in and I said "I'm saved, I'M SAVED!."
CONGRATULATIONS!
Doki-doki encounter with Lee complete.
500 exp gained, 5000 Ryo gained.
Gained Tittle: Lunatic
+ 50 Fame ( Rumors from the villagers spread because of your lunatic actions. )
Vit+ 15, Dex+ 15
Level up x3
«Status»
Name: Zed
Proffesion: The Gamer
Tittle: Lunatic
Level: 3
Hp: 250
Mp: 100
Str - 10
Vit - 25
Dex - 25
Int - 10
Wis - 10
Luk - 10
Fame- 50
Infamy- 0
Unused points: 10
Perks Points: 1 [ gain one every 10 levels ]
Money: 5000 Ryo
«Skills»
Gamers mind (PASSIVE) «LVL. (Max)»
-Allows the user to calmly and logically think things through. Allows peaceful state of mind. Immunity to psychological status effects.
Gamers body (PASSIVE) «Lv. (Max)»
- Grants a body that allows for the user to live the real world like a game.
«Perks»
Chakra: Wanna be a ninja?, unlocks chakra, int +15, wis + 15
Ladies Man: unlocks charisma, charisma+50
Bussiness Tycoon: Wanna be a bussiness tycoon?, Barter, trading, haggling + 25
L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N. (Full name: The League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness) Membership: Unlocks evil devices shop, int +25
Warding/Runes: There's no place like a guarded home, wis+ 25
Politics: I want to be the president, speech + 100, int +15
Martial artist: I got the body to grind the levels, Vit, Str, Dex +15
Genius: Daddy, I'm smarter than you, Learning rate x 3, int + 50
"What?." I said confused.
Sometime later, I finally calmed down to organize my thoughts.
"Okay, somehow, someway, I have been dumped somewhere, and somehow, I have these abilities, wait a minute, that boy-monster earlier called himself Lee, could it be?." I said as I looked at mount Rushmore, no, mount Hokage.
"Gasp!, I'm in Naruto or a world of naruto in one of its parallels. " I said as my thoughts started whirling on the implications.
"I'm doomed." I said as I replayed the plot in my head.
Nevertheless I have got to survive and for that I need abilities to match these crazy ninja, so with that I used my perk to unlock chakra and boy what a rush it was.
Unlocked Chakra, int +15, wis+15
I felt my head filled with some sort of adrenaline high and I laughed like a maniac.
"kaa-san look at that strange kid laughing." Said a random kid.
"Shhh, dear, let's go home and away from the crazy kid." Said the kids mom.
"Hmmm, a kid?, me?." I said as I looked over myself to reveal some small hands.
"Noooooooo!." I shouted as I have been de-aged
"I have to go to puberty again." I said sulking but got over it in five minutes.
Anyways, I remember the leaf sticking exercise and I tried it on, it took a few tries, but I managed it.
Leaf Sticking learned: Stick it like a tape, I'm so Impressed. «lvl 1»
Int+ 1, wis+ 1
"Nice." I said as I continued it and added a number of leafs.
1 hour later and my leaf sticking was at level four
"Hey you!."
"I said YOU!." A ninja who I could tell was Iruka shouted
"Who me?." I said dumbly.
"Yes, you, I came looking for Naruto and here I find another kid skipping class." Said Iruka.
"But..." I said as I tried to deny his claims
"No buts, now come along with me." Said Iruka as he dragged me away.
Quest update: Pretend to be an academy student
Reward: 500 exp, become an academy student, become a citizen of Konoha, 1 small apartment, 30,000 Ryo monthly stipend.
Konoha Academy:
"Alright class, I found a student slacking off, now lets review the hand signs for the henge no jutsu." Said Iruka as he went I to lecture mode.
4 hours later
"All right class now that's all of today, come back tomorrow at 7:00 am." Said Iruka
Quest Complete: Pretend to be an academy student.
Gained: 30,000 Ryo, Key to apartment 626 in the shinobi section of the village, Copy of village papers and documents.
"Well, that solves my problem for shelter, now time to go shopping." I said as I went to go shopping for clothes, foods and daily necceties.
A couple of price haggling with the merchants later and I have my hands full of supplies. I really wish I have the Businesses Tycoon perk, but that can wait untill later.
I arrived at my apartment, cleaned the apartment food I a bath, cooked for myself and went to sleep.
"Man, it sure has been a long day." I said to myself as I drifted of to sleep.
The next day, I went with my daily routine and headed straight to the academy where I got an earful of lecture about the history on Konoha, yada, yada, yada.
"All right class today we will review again the Henge, Kawarimi, and Bunshin, now follow the hand seals and watch the demonstration."
After the demonstration, we were tested each, luckily for me I'm last so I could observe the class and the clan kids. Did I menetion that I'm in the class of the Rookie 12?, I was interrupted by my thoughts by a large shout
"Bunshin!." Shouted Naruto who spectacularly failed and got laughed at.
I felt sorry for Naruto and I put a note, crumpled it and throwed it at the blond.
The blond was surprised by the paper and read it out of curiosity.
"You simply have to much chakra, try asking the teacher or an authority figure a different clone technique that requires more chakra than a regular clone to pass the clone portion of the test." was the paper said.
Naruto simply looked confused and looked for the perpetrator who threw the note to him, but he could not find the perpetrator that was nice enough to give him advice. Still it cheered his mood and thank whoever it is that sent the note in his way in his mind and exited the academy to ask the hokage about the advice.
Meanwhile It was my turn to demonstrate, thankfully I have plenty of examples that I watched in the sidelines so I was able to perform the techniques.
Learned Henge: Who needs make up «lvl 1»
-Mimic someone or something. Cost 10 mp per minute
Learned Kwarimi: Welcome to the cult of the log «lvl 1»
-Switch places with me. Cost 30 mp
Learned Bunshin: Hey, clones are illegal, no they're not. «lvl 1»
-I have a distraction, hear me Rawr!. Cost 10 mp
"Good Job." Said Iruka as class continued
When the class was over, I went home and did my daily excercise with leaf chakra sticking excercise.
Leaf Sticking learned: Stick it like a tape, I'm so Impressed. «Max»
Int+ 10, Wis+ 10
Unlocked: Tree walking excercise: Stick it like spiderman «lvl 1»
Int+ 2, Wis+ 2
Meanwhile at the Hokage Office
"Hey Jiji." Said Naruto as he just waltz in.
"What is it Naruto." Said Hiruzen as he quickly put away his orange book.
"Someone said to me that I have to much chakra and that I would do better if I learn a different clone technique that requires more chakra than a regular clone, can you teach me?." Asked Naruto with the puppy dog eyes.
"Well, ahhhhh, as a matter of fact, I do have a scroll here called the Kagebunshin that requires alot of chakra, but I'm reluctant to give it to you due to it being a forbidden jutsu."
"Why is it forbidden?." Asked Naruto.
"Well if the person who cast this jutsu with little chakra, he or she would die, now I'm sure that you have... on second thought, you may be able to use this jutsu, but careful to not teach it to anyone who doesn't have enough large reserves." Said the Hokage as he gave Naruto a Kagebunshin scroll.
"Yatta!." Said Naruto as he left.
"Now where we're we?." Said Hiruzen as he went back to his perverted book reading.
Back to Zed.
"Well that's enough workout for now." I said as I returned to my apartment.
-Str 10, Dex 10
«Status»
Name: Zed
Proffesion: The Gamer
Tittle: Lunatic
Level: 3
Hp: 250
Mp: 370
Str - 20
Vit - 25
Dex - 35
Int - 37
Wis - 37
Luk - 10
Fame- 50
Infamy- 0
Unused points: 10
Perks Points: 0
Money: 20,000 Ryo
«Perks»
Chakra: Wanna be a ninja?, unlocks chakra, int +15, wis + 15
«Skills»
Gamers mind (PASSIVE) «LVL. (Max)»
Gamers body (PASSIVE) «Lv. (Max)»
Learned Henge: Who needs make up. «lvl 1»
Learned Kwarimi: Welcome to the cult of the log. «lvl 1»
Learned Bunshin: Hey, clones are illegal, no they're not. «lvl 1»
An: You must be wondering how Zed got the Konoha papers and apartment easily?, that is the work of the R.O.B. Till next time.
