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In 3 years, chapter 1 the 1st year.
"Hey Ero-sennin what are you going to teach me?"(Belive it!)
"Shhhh, I'm trying to get a date with that woman over there."
"That's a man."(Belive it!)
"Next to him, the one how is holding hands with the man, oh never mind."
"So what are you going to teach me?"(Dattebayo!)
"Make seven clones, and then all of you must store chakra in your elbows."
"Finally, what will this let me do Ero-sennin, Ero-sennin where are you?"(Dattebayo!)
One week later.
"Who are you and what are you doing in my hotel room?"
"Ero-sennin you're training me, Naruto, so that I can beat Sasuke, the one who ran away with Orochimaru to beat his brother."(Belive it!)
"Oh and how is the training going?"
"You haven't taught me anything!"(Belive it!)
"Are you sure?"
"Train me or I will call Tsunade."(Dattebayo!)
"NO-NO-ok store Chakara in your elbows and then-"
"No I'm not falling for that again."(Dattebayo!)
"Falling for what, oh, so you don't want to do this."
(Does a super-mega-ultimate-death move, one that could kill the super Sasuke, even after the three years of training)
"Naruto now that I have shown you this new technique you will have to pay for the repairs to the town-bye." (POOF)
"What I don't have the money to buy food, how am I going to fix the town?"(Belive it!)
A few minutes later
"Tajyuu Kage-Bunshin."(Belive it.)
8 months later.
"I'm finally done, now please can I leave."(Dattebayo!)
"No not yet."
"Why the town has been fixed."(Dattebayo!)
"Well I felt sorry for making you rebuild the town twice the size, so here is some food for the road. Now get out."
"WHAT you made me make the town bigger. That's not nice, I'm only a small boy, and you can't do that."(Belive it!)
"Naruto hurry up I'm leaving, if you want to save Sasuke hurry up."
The end of Chapter 1
