Gossip: The Off Screen Minecraft Story Mode Chronicles

By Bong & Schoolgirl Studly

Sponsored by The Logic Stream Network

Jesse fell down some hole, and it was up to Petra to find him. Never one who is afraid of being alone, Petra was determined to find him. She wasn't going to let anything distract her, no monster, or gold, or job.

Except, of course, her best friend. Abby Sciuto was working hard on a case and needed

to vent. Tony and Ziva and Gibbs were all away on a case, and Ducky and Palmer were all working on a corpse (that is what science calls dead human beings and human beings are what science calls Americans) so she called Petra, because NCIS and Minecraft Story Mode totally co-exist. Like the bumper sticker!

"Petra, you busy girl?"

"No I'm not Abby, what's up?"

"You sound busy"

"Well, I am a little busy, Patton fell into a hole the big dummy, I gotta find him."

"That sounds like a hella weak plot point."

"You are friggin telling me! I don't know why I took this gig."

"I told you we got room on NCIS: Boise."

"Who the hell wants to go to Boise?"
"Good point."

"So what's new?"

"I met someone"

"Who did you meet"

"This guy."

"No way."

"I like totally did. He's like totally cute and totally into sleeping in coffins and loves the fact I practically live at work for some reason. I let him move into my house…."

"Girl, say what now? You gone crazy?"
"I don't know, maybe? It's just I get so lonely and horny, and I feel a real connection with this guy."

"Wheree did you meet him?"

"You spelled where wrong."

"Oh crap, my bad. Good lookin out. Where did you meet him?"

"He drives an ice cream truck, how cool is that?"

"Not that cool."

"Oh it's real cool."

"Maybe a successful food truck would be cool. Ice cream truck seems creepy."

"You should see his truck it's really big."

"But is it nice?"

"It's nice and big."

"Girl we still talking about his truck?"

Abby lol'd. "He's got a big one of those too,"

"Good for you girl. I know McGee was lacking in that department."

"Well, they didn't write him that was originally, but Tony got threatened, so they chopped a couple inches off."

"It's hard living in an ever changing fiction"

"Tell me about it."

"Oh my god did you hear about the new secretary of education in Japan?"

"No, what's happening now?"

This went on for hours til Petra found Jesse Oswalt.