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Here's my first Supernatural fan fic.If you have read any of my stories on the other pages you may know I like humor.So please read and review.Enjoy!
"Sammy go get me the axe."
"What?"
"Axe,now.Hurry."
"I don't think the axe is going to work."
"Just shut up."
"Only trying to help.An axe is not going to help you."
"Bitch!."
"Jerk!."
"No,not you.Her,the bitch."
"I think we should go."
"No.I wanna take this bitch down.Get me the gun."
" That will not work."
"Okay,well what will?Holy water?"
"No"
"Excorcism?"
"No"
"Stake in the heart?"
"No"
"Electric shock?"
"No."
"Chopping of her head?"
"No"
"Fire?"
"No"
"Dammit Sammy.Just tell me what I can use."
"How about your mouth."
"What,you mean talk her to death?"
"No.How about just chat?"
"Chat?I want the bitch dead.Now!"
"I think that will work the best."
"I still prefer something that causes pain."
"Unless you talk to her,the guy's that are holding us will be killing us.So just talk to the lady."
"Of all the blooming,half brained,bitched,big headed..."
"Just talk."
"Okay okay.Don't get all chick on me."
"At last."
"Hey lady.I apologise.I am sorry."
"And!"
" I am sorry that I said your face looked like the back end of a cow."
"And!"
" I am sorry that I cursed your family."
"AND!"
"I am sorry that I threw the burger at your head."
"AND"
"I am sorry for threatening to kill you and all that know you."
"Well done.Lets go."
"Bite me."
"Dean!"
"What!.The old bag got her apology."
"DEAN!"
"Look at her smiling at me."
"Dean it's over.Just get in the car."
"The damn bitch is smiling at me."
"Just get in the car."
"Did you see that?"
"See what?"
"Her eye's went black."
"Give it a rest.I just want to get to the next town."
"Yeah,I was right they're black."
"Dean,where are you going? Put the gun down."
"The bitch is going to get it."
"If you don't get in this car,I am going to leave your sorry arse here."
"Chill Sammy.Pull ya knickers out your arse."
"I can't believe how much trouble you can cause in a Mc Donalds."
"She called me fat."
"She did not."
"Dude,that bitch asked me if I wanted a friggin diet coke with my meal.Do I look like I need a friggen diet coke?"
"You are such a jerk"
"Your are such a geek"
"Lets go."
"No"
"Why?"
"Cos i'm hungry dude."
"Well you wouldn't be if you kept your mouth shut."
"Bitch!"
"Prat."
"Samantha."
"Here eat these and shut up."
"MMMM. M & M I love these."
"God help me."
"He can't help you."
"Just shut up and eat."
"Did you know that god is really ..."
"SECURITY!!!!!!"
Hope you enjoyed my stuck in bed with FLU! drabble.
