A story of fun, relaxing, and an evil organisation on holiday. This is set before Deidara dies, just after Hidan gets trapped, and Kakuzu is dead.
For my good friend Mephiles id: 1195310, thanks for showing me Country Holiday Chapter 1: The decision.
"Pein we've been looking for the Jinchuriki for 3 months now can we take a break?"

"No the ramen traps will work and I want to see his face when his beloved ramen brings him down."

"It won't work you do know that right?"

"Behold," (ZAP, BOOM, QUACK, MOO) "See Hidans head it did."

"That's not him so let's take a break, a nice relaxing beast free holiday."

"Ok, Hidans head but we need someone to pay all of it, where is Kakuzus ghost?"

"He did not repent to Jashin the poor sad fool, and call me Hidan, leave out the head part."

"But then there will be nothing left of you."

"I HATE YOU."


Later at Zetsu's mansion.

"So let me get this straight, because Kakuzu is dead, and I'm the next in financial ranking you can all the way here just to ask for money to go on holiday for you, Itachi, Kisame and Hidan?"

"Yes that's about it; can we have the money now?"

"So what about saying 'hi' or inviting us to come along as well?"

"Hi, we want to go on holiday, do you want to come with?"

"Okay but Tobi comes as well, he could use a break."

"Well because you're the financial controller where should we go?"

"Snow Country seems nice, although the snow in The Lightning Country is better."

"I heard financial talk."

"Kakuzu how did your come back?"

"THE POWER OF GREED!"

"Alright off to the snow we go." (Insert the title music here.)

"One question, how do we all get there?"

"Meet me in Konohagakure tomorrow morning, bring all of your things, I will arrange the transport."

"Thanks Zetsu, well see you tomorrow guys."


The next day.

"Before we leave we must follow the tradition, it is an anniversary of Orichimaru's leaving. I declare today the start of most evil week."

Later

"The first contest; who is the most evil, for this year it will be bunnies. You will get points for how you kill them, and you may not kill anyone else's bunnies. Everyone get to your assigned places. Pein can start."

Pein; "Rikudo Pein mode", proceeds to bombard the bunnies with blasts of chakra.

Konan; "Origami cannon, thousand paper cuts", shredded bunny bits (not a pretty sight.)

Zetsu; "No remains, consume the enemy", burp.

Itachi; "Tsukuyomi", bunny screams were heard across the ninja world, as the last was dying he used Amaterasu to finish them off. (Very evil)

Deidara; "Kibaku Nendo", chunks of chard bunny bits flew all over.

Hidans head; "I offer this bunny to Jashin." starts praying for 40 hours. (Gets disqualified)

Kakuzus ghost; "Money from bunny pelts no jutsu", dead, skinned bunnies lay glistening and pink, soon to be sold as food.

Kisame; "Samehada", starts singing (I'm blue daba dee daba DIE) and shaves all the bunnies to death.

Tobi; "A cute bunny", hugs it so sight that the neck snaps. Cries, then sees a new bunny, the process continues till there are no more bunnies. (Poor Tobi)

"The awards: Itachi, most evil. Kisame, creative. Tobi, unexpected and most fun to watch awards.


Later

"WHAT HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET THERE ON THOSE?"

"Well my family breeds them for long distance travels, they can carry us and all of your things, it's just one of the things money can bring, and they taste good too."

"THEY'RE PEOPLE!"

"So what's your point Diedara?"

"We can't ride on them, it just seems wrong."

"It's just like a piggy-back ride, or in a rickshaw, you can use your clay birds if you want."

"Well I'm out of clay, shut up Sasori, I know I didn't prepare. Let's go!"

"Wait, Tobi you can't bring all of that, Konoha needs food as well, besides I have waffles, more than enough for all of us, but I probably won't give you any."(Both of Zetsus sides do an evil laugh)

"But…my…cookies."

And so the Akatsuki set off to the Snow Country for a holiday that no one will forget, nor will their counselors.


Please review, p.s it had inside jokes for my friends.

P.P.S friends if you didn't get it, Zetsu, waffles, human slaves (From Coo), and the money part.