Matthew and Katyusha's First Date
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That was the sound of America's fingers against the side table next to the couch where he and Canada sat…waiting. "So you asked Katyusha out on a date," the older twin asked raising his eyebrow. Canada having a small blush twiddling his thumbs together waiting as well.
"Ummm well also her siblings will be here as well" the Canadian mumbled the last part of the sentence, looking quickly away from America. Of course America sittingrightnext to him heard him and his eyes bulged opened mouth gaping, a fly could just swoop in and he wouldn't know. "WHAAAAAAT DO YOU MEAN THAT DIRTY COMMIE WILL BE HERE IN MY HOUSE THE GREAT HERO'S HOUSE" he shouted at Canada angrily before he could yell anymore the door bell ranged announcing the Slavics had arrived. Canada couldn't be any more grateful.
Jumping up quickly to run over to the door, Matthew looked into the mirror to check himself, then finally opening the door. Next thing he felt were something soft against his face and he broke out into a deep tomato color blush. "Oh hellos Matthew thank you for letting my siblings stay here as we go on our date," the busty nation said hugging the poor blushing Canadian. Pulling away from him smiling brightly at him, Matthew had to make sure he wasn't going to get a noise bleed, cause that wouldn't give a good impression in front of the bigger nation behind Ukraine.
"Oh, you know its nothing, you should really thank Alfred, because it's his house after all" Canada said shyly scratching the back of his head. America made a snorting noise, as Russia smile grew, "Ah that was so kind of you, Alfred" he finished walking into the house with his sisters Belarus clinging to him blankly. America forcing a smile nodding, leaning against the couch, Russia going over to an armchair plopping self down into it, just as Belarus is about to sit in his lap, "Nyet! Natalia sit on the couch, da " he said crossing his legs quickly. Belarus having an upset look grumpily sits on the couch….with America.
Canada and Ukraine stood at the door nervously sensing the tension in the room which could possibly be sliced in pieces with one of Belarus' knifes. "Well umm Katyusha and I will be going and if anything happens call us or we'll call you or we'll hear the sirens okay, eh?" Canada explained as he and Ukraine were walking out the door, Russia gave a small smile and waved, America gave thumbs up and Belarus…did nothing but stare lovingly at Russia.
There was silence (well except for the ruckus of Ukraine's boobs) as the two nations walked outside but as the door closed and they were a couple of feet away both busted out laughing uncontrollably, "They were so awkward together weren't they Matthew" Ukraine asked stifling her giggles smiling over at him
Canada just nodded since he couldn't stop his laughter just yet. It was a couple of minuets before they controlled their laughter, "So Katyusha would you like to go on a nature hike through the woods, eh?" he asked nervously looking over at her waiting for her answer. When she responded yes, happiness flow through, "A-are you sure," "of course", "oh alright then lets go."
-So the date with Canada and Ukraine shall now begin lets count the mishaps that happen here-
Number 1: "Be careful Katyusha this slope is somewhat steep" Matthew explained holding her hands to steady her, "Thank-you so much Matthe- Ahhh" loosing her footing Ukraine tripped and since Canada wasn't expecting it, she fell on him and in return they both fell down the slope.
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"….um Ka-Katyusha I can't breath" he muffled against her 'large tracks of land' blushing like a tomato again, "Oww, oh Matthew , I'm sorry are you alright" she asked concernedly lifting herself up from off him. Canada taking a deep breath of air and quickly wiping away a noise bleed, "Y-y-yeah just a little surprise is all, eh." Both letting out a small laughter and quickly standing up looking over themselves.
"We have dirt on us now sigh," Ukraine only smiled responding, "Don't worry it'll wash out, right lets continue." Nodding in an agreement they both continued on their hike to where the next mishap awaits….
Number 2: Matthew and Katyusha had walked around for quite sometime, enjoying each others company. They walked around for a good amount of time till they came to a river passing. Both looked nervously at the crossing then back at each other.
"Well I guess we have to be careful, eh?" Canada asked scratching the back of his head helping her across. "Your so kind Matthew" the busty nation complimented the blushing Canadian. He only smiled before realizing something disastrous, "Wait don't step there your going to fall in," "Huh, I- oh" quickly grabbing her and twirling her around so she wouldn't fall in and get soaked. From his foot up to his thigh, "Oh, Matthew your leg it's wet," "Yea, I-I guess it is don't worry about it, come on we're not done yet with our date…right, eh?"
A smile found its way on Ukraine's lips letting out a small giggle, "Of course Matthew, where too next," blushing again Canada took her hand and led her across the river.
Number 3: After surviving the river they came across a narrow trail, looking down it worriedly Matthew noticed what was lining the trail….Poison Ivy. "Uh-uh umm Katyusha i-it would appear that there is p-poison ivy all along that trail over there and it cou-could" Ukraine shook her head interrupting him, "Don't worry all we have to do is not touch anything right?"
"Well u-um I g-guess so, w-we just have to be careful Katyusha" Matthew mumbled a bit starring at the path worriedly, hesitantly reaching for her hand and taking it and both of them slowly and carefully walking down the path. Halfway down the path as both were talking to each other happily both not noticing the fairly large sized rock in Ukraine's way, as they continued to walk, both not knowing of the not so dangerous rock before them.
"So far so good huh, eh?" Matthew asked nervously, Katyusha she only smiled and then her foot hit the rock which made her lean forward and since she was top heavy she kept going forward and forward till she landed right into a pile of poison ivy, to Canada's horror.
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"I'm a dead man" Canada said in horror starring at Ukraine horrified. Katyusha starring down at herself wide eyed, both were speechless there was not a sound coming from either of them. Soundlessly helping her up Matthew couldn't stop thinking horrible thoughts that would happen to him when Ivan finds out what happened to his elder sister. "Ummm well Matthew how about we keep going huh?" Ukraine asked putting a smile hoping to lighten up the terrified nation. Starring at the red spots that were going to show up on Ukraine later Canada only nodded knowing his fate was sealed.
As they began to walk Ukraine quickly kissed Canada on the cheek hoping that would brighten him up….it somewhat did. Instead of being terrified now he was blushing nervously and gave a small shy smile, took her hand and kept going forward.
-There were so many other incidents in between that they must be mentioned as well here's the order-
Tripping up a slope
Both being bushed whacked
Falling down another hill
Almost losing a shoe
-And many more like this one-
Number 8: Matthew and Katyusha were walking through the woods after all their misfortunes, they were still going on pretty strong and they were almost done with their date both had survived. "This was really interesting Matthew I enjoyed my self" Ukraine said happily at the blushing Canadian who nodded, "Yea it wasn't to bad was it, eh?" Each one let out a small laugh as they trudged through the pathway, "Oh Katyusha I was wondering if you-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH SPIDER" Matthew screamed as he almost walked into a giant spider resting on its web that blocked their path, as he flailed his arms to make sure he wouldn't touch it and then he fell on his butt.
Ukraine starred wide eyed and worriedly helped him move out of the way before he freaked anymore. As Canada was taking a breather from his close encounter with the spider, Ukraine checked him over to see if the spider was on him after making sure it wasn't she helped him up. "Are you okay Matthew" she asked looking over at him worriedly, "I'm fine Katyusha…um let's go down another way shall we, eh?" Ukraine nodded as they went down another path.
"You shouldn't worry too much about that Matthew everybody freaks out about spiders…no one really likes them I mean-", "KATYUSHA LOOK OUT SPIDER" Canada yelled just as Ukraine came almost touching face to face with the scary giant spider
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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" as Ukraine yelled flailing her arms more a bit tilting back so she wouldn't touch the spider and in return fell on her back rolling around to make sure the spider wasn't on her. Canada quickly going over to her and moving her out of the way and checking over her like she did for him, lightly started rubbing her back gently as tears slipped down Ukraine's face. "It's alright Katyusha it's not on you, you don't have to cry alright" hugging her gently rubbing her back, Ukraine quickly wiping her tears away.
"Thank-you so much Matthew, I'm so sorry for crying I can't really controls it" Katyusha said somewhat sniffling, wiping away her tears. Canada shook his head as he helped her up saying she didn't have to apologize for crying as he had an arm around her as they continued on their way out of the woods. And as they walked out it began to RAIN and as they both looked over at each other and laughed and took each others hand and walked back to America's house soaking that they would have a lot to explain.
Walking into the house Alfred, Ivan, Natalia looked up at the two nations walking in having a confused look on all three of their faces. "Katyusha…what happened to you" Ivan asked looking them over form head to toe. Both Ukraine and Canada were soaked through their clothes mud splattered on some places on their clothing, grass stains, cuts, bruises that were forming, leaves in their hair and Ukraine having some red spots on her legs and arms. And the confusing thing to three nations starring at the other two was…they were smiling.
"Oh nothing really Vanya you shouldn't worry" Katyusha said happily as Ivan and Natalia stood up ready to leave walking out the door," It was nice seeing you Alfred…Matthew" Ivan said smiling closing the door waiting for Ukraine. Canada nervously smiles at Ukraine, "Well thanks for the date it was very interesting I will say, eh," "Of course it was lovely, I would like to go again…I better get going before my siblings start to worry, goodbye Matthew, Alfred" leaning over kissing Canada and hugging him then quickly running out the door.
Canada looks over at America starring at him shocked, "So how was your date with Katyusha," "It was disastrous but she wants to go again" Matthew smiled walking away having a happy air to him. America having a blank expression starring after him, "That must have been some date if she wants to go with him again."
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