OH HELL YEAH!!! Shadow has brought it with a new story!! In all truth, this sort of came to me while I was zoning out during U.S. History, and playing Tales of The Abyss. Well, enough random thinking and musings. Here's my new Story, The Misadventures of an American Nin!

Disclaimer: Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto. I've called a Tactical Retreat, and plan on something climatic, and potentially dangerous. (See my other story to see the on-going battle between me and Masashi Kishimoto, in which I am getting my butt kicked!)

Chapter 1: Enter the American Runaways.

Konoha nightlife. The bars are full of Jounins and ANBU, looking for a small escape from their lives of blood. Many Jounin were escaping from their lives and using this to keep their sanity. One such nin is Kakashi Hatake…sort of.

Invited to party with his small group of friends, or face a night with Anko Mitarashi (in which he shuddered and sweated.) Kakashi was reading his favorite little orange book, while Kurenai and Asuma were flirting with each other, Gai was screaming something about 'The power of youth,' and Anko was blacking out in a drunk stupor on his shoulder.

Normally, he wouldn't allow anyone near him, but Anko would literally kill him if he had told her to get off of him. So, like any normal sane man, he merely acted calm, and read his book. But there would be a new team of nin that would be coming to Konoha, and Kakashi's, along with a couple of girls and Neji's, lives will become more interesting.

(5 Miles from Konoha)

"Hey Raven, Konoha has been in peace for about two years right?" A boy, 17, asked. "Yeah, since Akatsuki has been disbanded, and Sound is destroyed, they have no one that really wants them dead, or no evils." Raven replied.

Raven, 17 as well, was slightly tanned, maybe even a brown sugary tone to his skin. He had long black hair that he tied into a ponytail that a Martial Artist would wear, along with a black bandana tied on his head. He had on a black T-shirt with a Dragon and a Tiger surrounding a yin-yang symbol, and black shorts.

"Raven, why do you have a bandana tied around your head if your hair is tied backwards?" His companion asked. "Well Blade, I wear a bandana because I can!" Raven replied. Blade then scoffed at his reply.

Blade had blond hair, and it was sort of spiked, like Goku's hair. He had on a orange T-shirt that said 'My Blade is bigger than yours!' and it showed a Stick Man with a blade. "I'm bored, let's play a game!" Blade screamed, and Raven sighed. "Okay, how about I Spy?" Raven asked, and Blade nodded to agree.

"Okay, I spy with my little eye something white." Raven said, and Blade sighed. "The clouds." Raven then nodded, and Blade took his turn. "I spy with my little eye something green." Raven sighed, and replied. "Grass, or tree leaves." Blade nodded, and Raven took another turn. "I spy with my little eye…" Raven didn't finish because a 10 foot mech dropped from the sky, and both nin had dot eyes.

"Something red and grey…" The mech then pulled out a gun that was glowing blue, causing them both to sweat drop. "And pulsating a blue light." "Is it a death beam intent on taking our lives?" Blade asked. "Oh yeah!" And with that, the laser shot, and an explosion of death and pain created a giant dome of flames.

(Hokage's Tower)

The Konoha 12, all Chuunin, were waiting in Tsunade's office as she came in, clad in her pajamas. "Hey Baa-chan, what do you want!? It's 10:00 at night!" Naruto screamed, causing Sakura and Tsunade to smash his head into the ground.

"Shut up Naruto!" Tsunade screamed, getting behind her desk, and rubbing her temples. "I just found out that the American Overlord, Krad, has for some reason, come to our continent. I don't know if he's here looking for someone, or if he plans on bringing his influence here as well." Tsunade said, grabbing everyone's attention.

"So, some evil powerful entity from America is coming to our continent, and you want us to do what?" Neji asked, obviously annoyed that he was awoken early, proving he wasn't a morning person. "Well…" Tsunade started, before there was an explosion and blue light. "I guess that would answer her question…" Sasuke said, as they all sweat dropped. "Get to the front gates, and prepare for them!" Tsunade said, and they all disappeared in the blink of an eye.

(5 Miles and Closing from Konoha)

"Raven?" "Yes Blade?" "You said that we got away." "Yeah, I know." "THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS!?!?!?!?" And with that, we return to Raven and Blade, being chased along the road by various police cars, and guns being shot at them.

"And they wonder why America has such pathetic nins. Because we would rather shoot than fight." Raven said sarcastically, before a bullet nearly took his head off. "But with accuracy like that, I wouldn't use a up close fighting style against them!" Blade said, both of them running faster. Then, with barely a notice, they found a…pothole!?!?

They had O.O looks. Who leaves a pothole on the road!? But they weren't about to complain. They, in a matter of a few seconds, slid into the pothole, and landed into the sewers. "Why, of all places, a sewer?" Blade asked, and Raven shrugged. "Whatever makes it so that we're not fighting for our…"

Raven didn't finish because he and Blade were sent forward by an explosion that came from a grenade launcher. They both slid along the ground, and jumped up. "Who the hell did that?" Blade screamed, before they saw a young man approaching them, in what looked like some kind of mini mech suit. "So, 2 of the 4 American Death Gods are here in my grasp? If I kill you two off, then I'll surely be praised by lord Krad!" He said, maniacally.

"Don't kid yourself! Krad is evil. I mean come on! His name backwards is Dark, for God's sake!" Blade replied, eyes white, and arms flailing around. "No point Blade. These guys will blindly follow him until he finds no more use for them. It looks like we got no choice but to fight." Raven said, gripping the two Kodachis, blades about 27 inches long, he wears on his sides. "I guess…" Blade said, getting into his stance, and gripping his katana. "So, you believe that you two can take me on? This suit of armor I have on, not only works like a mech, but also grants me inhuman strength. You're not going to live!" He said smirking. "Well, we'll see what Fenrir and Yggdrasil decides about that!" Raven said, unsheathing his blades.

The black one, Fenrir, had a blue thunderbolt going along the middle of the blade. His white blade, Yggdrasil, having a gold double helix adorning the blade. Both hilts held the Chinese Ying-Yang Symbols. "Looks like it. I'll let Sky Dragon work as well!" Blade said, unsheathing his 50 inch Katana. The handle was green, but the blade was sky blue.

"You ready? You'll see the power of a Death God." Raven said, smirking. "I don't like killing those I don't know on a name level. So, Death Gods, what are your real names?" The man with the mech asked. "Sorry, but it's Raven and Blade." Raven said. "Yeah! We're so awesome at what we do, we killed our own names!" Blade said, and Raven chuckled. "Grrr. YOUR DEAD!!!!" Mechaman said, charging.

(Konoha)

The Konoha 12 were all split into teams of 4 to guard all the entrances. Team 7 (Kakashi's Team) at the North Gate, Team 8 (Kurenai's Team) at the South Gate, Team 9 (I think, Asuma's Team) at the East Gate, and Team 12 (Gai's Team) at the West Gate. All the gates were covered, but there was one thing that weren't going to expect, but they'll find out later.

Shikamaru was cloud watching, and Chouji was busy eating chips, while Ino was messing with Shikamaru. They were ready for anything, but then Shikamaru suddenly jumped up, and glared at the ground. "Shikamaru, what's wrong?" Ino asked, before she saw the ground cracking under her feet. "There's something happening down there, use the flare to get the others here!" Shikamaru commanded, and Chouji lit the flare, and it shot into the air, and notified everyone.

In an instant, everyone from the Konoha 12 arrived, and a few ANBU appeared. They all were confused, until Shikamaru pointed to the ground and they felt a surge of chakra, along with the ground slightly shooting up. They followed the ground, and then began to feel pulses.

The 'moles' continued moving, and they were coming towards a pothole. "They aren't going to come up, are they?" Naruto asked. Then they began hearing voices from below. 'Damnit Blade, take his arm off!!' 'What do you think I'm doing!?!? He won't stand still!' 'Yes! Got a leg, now give up!' '…Raven, he just pressed a button.' 'Huh?' 'A timer? Oh hell! It's going to blow!' 'OH F-'

The mysterious nin didn't finish, because there was an underground explosion, and a pillar of flames shot out of a pothole, and a boy, slightly tanned skin, shot out, and flipped to land on his feet. He looked up in time to be struck right in the head by the pot hole, and was knocked unconscious with spirals for eyes. The other nin, blond hair, climbed out, and looked like he had small burns. "Hey Raven, you okay?" The blond nin asked, before he saw Raven jump up, and smirk.

"Ha! Krad can't kill us! We win Blade!" Raven said, before the sounds of kunai being pulled out caused them both to draw their weapons, and they then took notice that they were surrounded by ANBU, all holding kunais, shurikens, and various sharp weapons. Both of them sweat dropped, and sighed. They both dropped their weapons, and put their hands away from them as they laid out on the ground. Everyone stared at them confused.

"What the hell are you doing?" One of the ANBU asked. "Well, in America once you give up, you pretty much are admitting to being arrested." Blade said, before Raven jumped up, sweat dropping. "This isn't America, we don't know how they work down here!" Raven said, before 3 ANBU rushed him, and drew blades to his throat, causing him to sweat heavily, and throw his hand into the air.

"I HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT! ANYTHING I SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST ME IN THE COURT OF LAW!!! I AM ISSUED THE RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY!!! I do get an attorney right?" Raven screamed, causing everyone to sweat drop. "We don't have courts here! We merely take you to the Hokage!" One of them said, helping Blade up. Both nin sweat dropped, and said 'oh.' And with that, Konoha came to know 2 of the four nin that would break the peace that Konoha had held.

ShadowRonin: And with that, Chapter 1 is done! Two new Nin from America, bringing it in a way the Naruto-verse would never forget!

Blade: You hear that? We're going to make an impact on these guys lives!

ShadowRonin: A negative impact. You guys meet your evil opponent of sheer power and evil and...familiarity to a certain clan, but is pure Original Character!

Raven: So, looks like next episode involves a fight! I can't wait!

ShadowRonin: Now, Read and Review so we can get this party started!