Disclaimer: I don't own the fushigi Yuugi characters, that's all Yuu Watase-sama's. I'm just borrowing Hotohori for a few brief words.
Summary: I have no idea what possesed me to write this fic. It took less than 5 minutes to do, makes very little sense too. I only really did it because Miaka is dumb for taking Tamahome over Hotohori ((Yes i know they were in *True Love*, but that's not my point)) R & R and tell me if i should ever do anything like this again. =/

"Hello, everyone. My name is Hotohori, emporer of Konan. And you see, I'm in love with this girls Miaka Yuuki. She doesn't love me though..." Looks in a mirror. "C'mon! Look at me!" Pulls out a pic of Tamahome. "How could *he* possibly compare to me????? I'm more charming, beautiful, rich, nice, beautiful, and more BEAUTIFUL than him! How could she pick Tamahome over me? I have Takehito Koyasu's voice, for crying out loud! The best voice actor ever! He doesn't! What does Hikaru have over Takehito? Anyway, I just wanted to express my feelings on the matter. Bye bye!"