"It's PERFECT!!" Neal exclaimed.
"I know! I'm so happy I thought of it. I'm so damn smart..." Dom bragged.
"What?! Since when did you come up with it? I came up with it..."
"No you didn't. You're too stupid."
"Urgh. If I'm stupid, what in the name of Mithros are you?"
"Smart."
"Oh puh-leeze."
"I know you know that I know that you know I'm right."
"No you don't. You just suck."
"Oh yeah?-"
"This is pointless. Let's just go test it out."
"Fair enough."
Just then, Kel walked in. "I heard things smashing. What's going on?"
Neal and Dom ignored her and stood eqidistance from her on either side.
"Come here Kel!" Dom coaxed.
"No, come here Kel," Neal said.
"No, Kel, come here." Dom whined.
"No, Kel, come here... I'm hotter, I've got the green eyes, come on..."
"No! I've got abs and you're a pansy!"
"I AM NOT! You're a peanut! Like your brains, and your balls..."
GASP "TAKE THAT BACK."
"no."
"See, Kel, would you like to be with an insensitve rude arse like him?"
"No, would you like peanut balls?"
Kel was standing there, twitching.
This is some semblance of what was running through her mind: What the heck is going on here? Why are they calling me? Now they're insulting each other. This isn't making any sense... Oh My God.
This is what she proceeded to do:
She walked up to Dom; Neal looked devastated and Dom looked overjoyed. She stood close to him, as if she was going to kiss him, instead, she kneed him in the balls. Now it was Doms turn to be stunned. And in pain, and Neals turn to look as if christmas had come early. She then strode up to Neal and slapped him. Neal looked dazed while Dom chuckled between tears. She then moved her lips to his ear, and Neal winced, "by the way, I choose you."
She walked out of the room, Neal grinning as if, as if, something Very VERY happy had just happened (What? don't look at me that way. I can't think of another reason he'd be so happy)
"What did she say?" Dom asked.
"She chose me." Neal stated simply.
"Pshaw. Yeah, right."
"I know I am."
"You just keep telling yourself that if it makes you happy."
"I does."
"Your not kidding, are you?" Dom asked, emotionlessly.
"No, I'm not. I'm sorry Dom. It was your idea."
"Oh yeah, as if! If your brillint head hadn't come up with this idea, this NEVER would have happened!"
"What? Oh so now I get all the blame..."
"But it was YOUR idea, not mine."
"But a while back you were saying it was your idea,"
"But it can't be. It sucks."
"What is that supposed to mean?"
"Exactly what you think it means."
"I DO NOT SUCK. YOU SUCK."
"OH YEAH, SO YOU STEAL MY FUTURE WIFE THEN TELL ME I SUCK, IS IT??"
"yepp."
Kel giggled outside. Sometimes she didn't know what to say...
Okay, so I put in a definate pairing... I'm SORRY. pshh. anyways, R&R!!!
