So yeah! I did a spoof! Please no one hit me *cowers* I'm planning to do it chapter by chapter and I solemnly swear I will not stop 'til it's completed. Oh and it has TAM spoilers. SPOILERS. You couldn't get something with more spoilers even if you tried. Literally.
And I don't own Black Magician Trilogy, Traitor Spy Trilogy or The Magician's Apprentice, in case that wasn't previously clear...
Blurb of Tantalisation
As the son of the late High Lord Akkarin, saviour of the city, super hero and twice voted torso of the year, and Sonea, former street urchin turned main character, Lorkin desperately wants to something useful with his life and become a super special hero who'll go down in history forever. So when Lord Dannyl becomes Guild Ambassador to Sachaka, Lorkin volunteers in the hope of finding fame or at least some Fangirls.
But when news arrives that Lorkin is in danger (and this news WILL arrive) Sonea has to rely on Dannyl to get him out of trouble using only incredible tallness and well-placed quips. She has to concentrate on helping Cery catch the magic-using Thief Hunter, who is clearly not going to turn out to be the most blatantly obvious suspect.
Let the games begin!
