Steve and His Friend
Written by : Solitary Dragon
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Forewarning + Notes : Okay this story has in a mature atmosphere about it. First off, implications about Steve's gayness (if that is a word) is brought to light. I warned you !!! Steve is Gay in this story, so if you don't think you are mature enough or old enough don't read this. Do the right thing, Say NO. But if you like this sort thing, go ahead and read it.
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It's another ordinary day in Blue's Clues land, well as ordinary as you can get. The sun was high, the wind was low, looks like another summer afternoon, thought Steve. What shall I do today?
Glancing at the clock, on the table next to the bed, it stated in neon red light, it was 2: 30 P.M. That stupid dog didn't wake me up again. Ask for one simply favor and ....... huh stupid dog, he thought while turning over to face the window.
A few minutes passed before he screamed, it's one thing for a salt shaker to talk but quite another to find a strange and naked man in your bed with you.
" WHO THE HELL ARE YOU???!!!" Steve yelled falling off the edge of the bed.
"I'm Joe, remember? We meet last night. I told you, I had just moved here and didn't have a place to stay so....." he said, easing off the bed on the opposite side. An odd silence enveloped the room before this Joe person spoke again.
"I think, I should leave now. I can see..... that I .... am not welcome anymore." he said while hurriedly putting on his clothes which had been left on the floor the previous night.
Steve sat in shock, not because the guy was a total stranger but because he couldn't remeber what happened last night. I wonder if he was good or what, pondered Steve. The little voice in Steve's head started lecturing him, " What about S.T.D Steve? What about unwanted pregnancies? "
/Stupid,/ Steve said mentally to the voice. /Neither of us are women. /
"It doesn't matter! Suppose it was a woman Steve ? We all know you go both ways. The voice ended.
/Alright. Already, I'll get checked or whatever./Steve said annoyingly to the nagging litte voice.
"Um....... Sorry to breakup your 'conversation' , but where are my boxer shorts?" asked Joe feeling uneasy about this whole situation.
"Why the hell you asking me for?" Steve said; at that moment Blue came in.
"Brue, bra, brue." Blue said.
" Good morning to you to Blue... Did you go grocery shopping, like I asked you too?" inquired Steve. At this point Joe started to feel really worried about his safety in this house.
"Brub.... brue bra brue brue , woof bow wow woof ?" Blue asked .
"Thanks. Sure. Why not?" said Steve as he got to his feet wrapping the blanket around himself.
"Brue." Blue put a blue paw print on the screen, indicating what he wanted to do.
" Hey, Pete ?" Steve asked a little ashamed to look at him.
"It's Joe."
"Whatever Pete. Blue wants to play Blue's Clues so we can find your underwear." Steve said at last.
"Um, how about this..... I get the Hell out off here and never come back. You can do whatever you want with my underwear , I don't care." Joe literally jumped into his pants and ran from the house.
"Okay... Bye .....Call me.. ! Call me! " Steve said, while making that stupid hand gesture used to say 'call me'.
"Alright kids I need your help in finding my "special" friend Pete's underwear." Steve said while moving around his bedroom looking for Blue and her Clues.
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Disclaimer:
I don't own Blue's Clues. I do however own Joe or Pete, so there =P. Write a Review or something please.... Again excuse my bad spelling mistakes, I was in a hurry....
