-Game Starts-
Jay: Aw cool! Tiny Wings!
Zane: I have never heard of this game
Kai: Looks humble...cute
Cole: I think I've seen Andrea play this
-The ninja are presented with four birds; Owell, Peli, Peck, and Flami-
Jay: Coooool! I'm picking the blue one!
Kai: In that case, I'll pick the orange, flaming one
Zane: Owell? Isn't that long term for Owl? I guess I could pick it...
Cole: Why do I get the girl?
Jay: What?
Cole: The birds pink, so its obviously a girl!
Kai: Oh suck it up, rocky
Cole: Why do I get the girl?!
Jay: Cause you complain like one *snickers*
Cole: Oh, wow, real mature, Jay, real mature...
Zane: Your not being really mature either, Cole
Kai: Yeah, just pick the girl, it might not be one anyway
Cole: Fine! I just wanted to play a decent game where I can actually be a boy
Jay: Sexist
Cole: HEY F*** YOU!
Zane: Can we just start the game? From Andrea and Lily's point of view they said it would be really, relaxing
Kai: Yeah, Cole, I want some relaxation time, so shut up and play
Cole: Grrr...fine...
-Zane starts off as Owell, racing against the others in the game for a chance to win a giant fish-
Jay: This is a race? Oh, hell yes! I rule!
Kai: Don't get too cocky
Cole: Alright, Zane. Lead the way, but I'm warning you I'll beat you
Zane: Yes, ma'am
Cole: GRRR
Jay: ...and we have take off! I'm soaring through the air like I just don't care, uh huh! Yeah, uh huh!
Kai: What the fuck are you doing
Jay: Doing my awesome dance -^-
Zane: How is that classified as a dance if your not even moving your hips?
Kai: Its an expression
Zane: Ah, right...
Cole: Hey, don't sweat it Zane
Zane: I just wanted to know what it meant
Cole: Well, that's ok-OH COME ON!
Jay: Haha! I left the girl back in the pool
Cole: ITS A LAKE, AND I'M NOT A GIRL!
Kai: Dude, seriously, your hair is growing faster than mine, since when did you get a haircut?
Cole: Months ago
Jay: Dude. You almost look like Nya now
Cole: So what? Am I just gonna leave so I can cut my hair in order to make you guys happy?!
Zane: Guys I don't find it nice that you tease Cole about his sexuality just because he hasn't gotten a haircut, looks like Nya, and plays a female character in this game
Kai: Yeah, your right, sorry Cole
Cole: *Growls*
Jay: ...aaaand-I WIN! OH MY GOSH YES THE GIANT FISH IS MINE!
Zane: Congratulations
Jay: Was that sarcasm
Cole: Hell yeah it was
Jay: Shut up '^'
Cole: -_-
-The next island, Zane leads again, and the moment he slides he is already in first place-
Jay: Whoa!
Cole and Kai: Whoa
Zane: I-I didn't expect that to happen
Kai: Awesome! How'd you do that?!
Zane: I don't know, I said I didn't expect it to happen
Jay: TEACH ME
Zane: Jay, I'm just right now learning the basics of this game, I cant possibly be an expert alr-
-Zane wins-
Zane: Oh my god
Jay: DUDE
Cole: That's amazing!
Zane: I...I didn't even watch what I was doing!
Kai: So, what do we have to look away from our screen in order to win?
Zane: No I don't think that makes s-
-The other three start the game without looking at the screen-
Zane: /)_- Guys please look forward
Kai: Nope
Jay: AM I WINNING?
Cole: Guys this is pointless
-Zane wins again-
Kai: WHAT
Jay: Dude you lied!
Zane: No I didn't!
Cole: Guys stop acting like kids
Jay: You stop acting like a girl!
Cole: You do realized your criticizing your girlfriends sex-type, right?
Jay: I-uh...
Kai: o-o I just realized that
Cole: Exactly! So stop teasing me like the immature rascals that you are! Because for the last time, JUST BECAUSE I PLAY A GIRL IN THIS GAME, DOESN'T MEAN I'M A-
-Cole wins-
Cole: B-But-
Jay: WHY ARE YOU GUYS WINNING ALL THE TIME?! QAQ
Kai: Must be the fact that Cole was talking about girls
Zane: *Sigh*
-The next island starts, Jay and Kai talked the whole way about girls and everything about them, it was starting to get on Cole's nerves-
Jay: I don't believe that girls could be so obnoxious, I mean Nya's not so obnoxious at all!
Cole: OK ENOUGH!
Kai: Hey! You broke my concentration!
Cole: Well your breaking MY concentration! I cant even think with all you guys talking about women! I think with all this you'd cause someone to get a boner!
Zane: What is that
-Zane points to Coles trousers, the earth ninja blushes and uses his shirt to cover it-
Cole: Y-You SEE?!
Kai: OH GOD XD
Jay: I guess we took it too far! XD
Cole: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! /
Jay: Jeez Cole, its not our fault you got your first boner
Cole: YES IT I-WAIT HOW DID YOU-
Kai: WAIT WHAT? XD
-Cole covers his mouth and runs to the bathroom in embarrassment, Zane glared at the two-
Kai: What?
Jay: All I said was-
Zane: That wasn't nice, guys
Kai: We didn't know!
Zane: Still, it doesn't give you the potential right to make fun of Cole in such a way, now hes embarrassed because of your chat about women, who do you two think you are?
Jay: We didn't mean to-
Zane: Oh really
Kai:...
Jay:...
Zane: *Shakes head and pauses continues the game without saying a word*
Jay:...should...we, go apologize-
Zane: No you've done enough
-After a few certain hours, Cole comes out of the bathroom, a bit better, also he gave himself a haircut-
Jay: Well, now you look like a man
Kai: *Slaps him upside the head*
Jay: OW!
Kai: Shut it!
Cole: Its alright, Kai, I'm over it...
Zane: Now, you may apologize
Kai: Hey...uh, we're sorry Cole
Jay: Yeah, we weren't thinking straight
Kai: Please forgive us
Cole:...you guys are forgiven, as long as you don't make the same mistake again
Jay and Kai: Alright...
Zane: I'm glad you guys are getting along, maybe now you guys wont be so immature while playing the game, and then we can all finally-
-Zane wins the game...again-
Zane: MOTHER F-
Jay, Kai, and Cole: *GASP*
-After the win, Zane gets a new nest, the others are dumbstruck-
Jay: That's the prize? Fuck winning I'm just gonna play
Cole: Kai, your next to lead
Kai: Whoop whoop! Awesome!
Zane: *Groans*
-Kai starts over with the same island, starting from the beginning-
Kai: Alright Peli, lets do this
Jay: Its name is Peli?
Kai: Yeah
Jay: Where'd you get that, or did you just make it up?
Kai: It says it right before we input our names!
Cole: You can input the names?
Zane: That's new
Kai: Oh my god-/)_-
-Kai swoops in and leaves Cole in a pond-
Cole: Hey!
Kai: I cant touch you!
Zane: None of us can
Jay: That'd be weird
Cole: True that
Kai: Wait what are you guys talking a-OH
Jay: Yeah X3
Kai: OK
Cole: XD
Zane: *Smiles*
Kai: Ew, anyway, lets just play this
Jay: Aw come on little bird, fly!
Cole: Yours wont take off?
Jay: No!
Cole: Why
Jay: Uh, well, I'm pressing and pressing but nothing, the damn bird wont fly!
Cole: Jay
Jay: What?
Cole: Your in the water
Jay:...oh...
-They keep playing, soon enough, the game got bored, so the guys decided to talk about other things-
Jay: Hey, guys, did you hear that the season finale of our show airs next Wednesday?
Kai: WHAT!
Cole: No way
Jay: Yeah! I know, right?!
Zane: Finally
Cole: Yeah, they've been taking forever
Kai: Its true, all our fans started to get bum over it, I bet when they found out, they freaked the fuck out
Jay: They did
Kai: WHAT, YES! HAHA PAY UP ROCKY
Cole: You didn't actually bet, Kai -_-
Kai: Oh, really? *Sits down* Well...that was...embarrassing...
Zane: I see you've cut your hair, with scissors?
Cole: I kinda did almost look like Nya so I decided to trim it a bit, after I took care of the...*clears throat*
Zane: Oh
Jay: Did you guys also hear Andreas on her period
-The other guys pause the game and stare at him-
Jay: What?
Cole: Dude, that's disrespectful
Kai: Especially to my sister!
Zane: Where'd you find that out, anyway?
Jay: Well...uh, well, I was just on my way to the market when I saw Andrea's mother drive to her school, at exactly 11:39 a.m.
Kai: O-k
Cole: Did something happen to her? Did the school go on fire?!
Jay: Let me talk
Cole: Fine, sorry
Jay: Anyway, I was curious so I followed her mother and well, I saw Andrea being led by her mother into the car and they drove towards the house, she looked in pain while clutching her stomach, I figured she was sick
Zane: Then how'd you figure out she was going through menstruation?
Jay: Menstru-I'm sorry, what?
Zane: The period
Jay: Oh, well, she looked in pain, and she had a bloodstain somewhere, at first I thought she was sick but then I remembered seeing blood in the toilet-
Cole: TOO MUCH INFO
Kai: JAY STOP
Jay: Ok, ok! Jeez, y'all are so innocent
Cole: I'm trying to avoid any topic related to women...*shudders*
Kai: and I'm trying to keep my sisters personal information to herself! *Glares at Jay*
Jay: *Laughs nervously* Hehe, heh...
Zane: It really isn't nice to spill the beans about someone else, Jay, especially if its a girl
Cole: A girl who could easily rip your head off!
Jay: I wouldn't bother her
Kai: She's cranky isn't she?
Jay: *Shows scar on neck*
Cole: Holy shi-
Kai: That's pretty bad, what, did she stab you?
Jay: Y...Yeah
Cole, Zane, and Kai: o-o
-They continue the game after that, deciding to not talk about girls anymore-
Kai: Enough about women, lets just get back to the game
Jay: Suuuure
Cole: Alright! Now I'm so totally going to win
Zane:...
Jay: Aren't you going to say "Don't jinx it?"
Zane: From my point of view, I wouldn't even think about saying that according to how much times I've won only by saying long sentences such as the one I am saying right-OH NO
-Zane wins-
Cole: NOOOO QAQ
Kai: WHY, I'M SUPPOSED TO LEAD
Zane: *Sighs*
-Kai leads the next one, on the last island, trying not to lose-
Kai: Should I use Zane's strategy to my advantage?
Cole: Sure, why not
Zane: I DON'T KNOW WHAT I DID, I JUST SPOKE-
Kai: and it obviously worked didn't it?
Cole: Yeah
Zane: Yeah but-
Jay: No buts, Zane! We're gonna win and we're gonna chat!
Cole: So, while we're speaking lets just talk about normal stuff
Jay: Ok! Boobs
Cole: Besides things suggested by the pervert -_-
Jay: HEY!
Kai: Well, since I'm leading, I guess I'll talk, so I don't really know what the episodes that are going to be aired next Wednesday are going to be about, so someone fill me in
Cole: Jay, your cue
Jay: Ok, so well, its the one about us going to space, while still trying to stop the Nindroids from taking the Golden Weapons off the comet and returning back to Ninjago to take them to the Overlord so he could become the Golden Master, unfortunately we're drafted on the comet with no way home thanks to some ship-eating bugs, the Nindroids leave us on the comet with the Golden Weapons, and we break the news to P.I.X.A.L, Nya, Garmadon, and Sensei Wu.
Kai: O-k, then what?
Jay: Well, the last episode starts with the Nindroids arriving with the Golden Weapons back in New Ninjago City, and the Overlord molds them into his Golden Master armor/mech, Cyrus is released from their evil influence to find that its too late to stop them, however, back on the comet, Lloyd finds a way to build a rocket with all our help and we use Zane's power source to fuel it in order to arrive safely back to Ninjago. However, on the way, Zane's power source reaches critical mass and we burst free from the rocket to avoid having Zane blow up, using our elemental shields as resistance to the atmospheres burning touch as we approach solid ground. P.I.X.A.L contacts our vehicles for us to land and we race towards New Ninjago City which thanks to the Overlord, A.K.A the Golden Master, is now an impenetrable fortress. We try fighting him, until Nya gets injured and we all race to get her, the Overlord comes in out of no where and creates a giant whirlwind of death, and so we run towards the Temple of Fortitude, where Cyrys, P.I.X.A.L, Sensei, and Garmadon are waiting. Cyrus tells us his shrinking pill will defeat the Overlord, and Sensei and Garmadon both decide to give him his medicine, we then go forth to fighting the Overlord in the finale part, the citizens get aid from the Serpentine (shocking) and we finally come upon the Golden Master's web of DEATH and we allow the two sensei's to do their thing, except the pill is eaten instantly by Pythor, we all get captured by the Overlord's web, as we struggle-here comes the sad part-Zane jumps in and-
-Kai wins-
Jay: WHAT?!
Kai: HAHHAHHAHAHA! YES!
Jay: I THOUGHT SPEAKING FOR THAT LONG WOULD BRING ME TO VICTORY!
Kai: Well you weren't very smart now where you? Haha! X3
Zane: See, I told you there was no strategy
Cole: Nice explaining there though, Jay
Jay: GRRRGH
-Kai gains a new nest for his bird-
Kai: YUS
Zane: Congratulations
Kai: Sarcasm?
Zane: No
Cole: Jay, its your turn to lead
Jay: ALRIGHT YES!
-Jay starts over with the beginning island and plays against the others-
Jay: So...does anyone actually know how to win this?
Kai: Nope
Cole: Nuh uh
Zane: Just play
Jay: *Groans* Come on theres gotta be someway!
-Jay glances over to the others and gets a brilliant plan in his head, he instantly jumps in front of everyone-
Cole: HEY WHAT THE FU-
Jay: HAHA
Kai: JAY! MOVE!
Jay: NOPE!
-Jay wins-
Jay: HAHA!
Zane: Cheater
Cole: GOD DAMMIT
Kai: *Rages*
Jay: What, I'm just using mah strategy *starts the next level*
Cole, Zane, and Kai: *Rolls eyes*
-Jay leads the others again, in the middle of the island level, Kai makes a perfect dive, he tries to do it also-
Jay: Come on, flap...flap, FLAP!
-His bird lands in a massive lake-
Jay: GOD DAMMIT!
Cole, Zane, and Kai: Hahahaha
-As the next level starts, so does Jay as he begins to try and beat the others-
Jay: Come on...come oooon
Kai: Don't concentrate to much, Jay, you just might shit yourself
Cole: Hehe
Jay: Grr
-He lands in one of the lakes, once out, he lands into one again-
Zane: I think the game wants Jay to take a bath
Kai: He does need one actually
Jay: HEY! *Flaps harder*
-The bird lifts and slides perfectly, Jay's eyes widened in awe-
Jay: ITS SO BEAUTIFU-
-Cole wins-
Jay: *RAGES VIOLENTLY*
-The last level begins, Jay begins to get frustrated, he tries to win at least one time-
Jay: AHHHH AHHHHH COME OOOON!
Cole: I haven't seen Jay rage so badly over a game since Call of Duty 4
Zane: He is an intense gamer
Kai: Like PewDiePie!
Cole: I was dressed up as Cry for my birthday -_-
Kai: Oh yeah! Your birthday's on Halloween!
Zane: What did Jay dress up as?
Cole: PewDiePie, that's how I got dressed up as Cry for Halloween
Kai: Was it fun?
Cole: Uh, no
Kai: Just asking
Zane: It is pretty interesting
Kai: Dude, I haven't seen Jay this quiet, like ever!
-Everyone immediately looks towards Jay, who is pressing on his phone so hard, a crack began to form on the screen-
Cole: *Whispers* Should we let him win this?
Zane: Perhaps
Kai: Yeah, hurry before he cracks his own phone
-They all go slow, allowing Jay to surpass them and win-
Jay: *GASP* F*** YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!
-He takes off his shirt and dances on the table, the others watch in horror-
-Jay wins a new nest for his bird, he smiles smugly at the others-
Jay: I didn't want to say I told you so, buuuut...I TOLD YOU SO!
Zane: Congratulations
Kai: Sarcasm
Jay: '^' Fuck you haters I won -^-
Kai: Alright, Cole your turn
Cole: Great! Also, after I get a nest can we get some lunch?
Jay: Sure, or correction, right after you LOSE!
-He does another victory dance-
Cole: I'm starting to regret letting Jay win...
Zane: Agreed
-Cole begins from the starting island from the beginning, and decides to start conversation-
Cole: So, anything else going on besides the Ninjago Season 3 Finale?
Jay: Well, yeah, THE WALKING DEAD!
Kai: Oh jeez
Jay: ITS A GOOD SHOW!
Zane: Can we move onto to something else?
Jay: HMPH
Cole: Does anyone here, besides Jay have a favorite show?
Zane: I have interest in the show known as Gravity Falls, and Over The Garden Wall, very well written those two, I might suggest the writer do more episodes if th-
-Jay covers his mouth-
Jay: MOVING ON
Kai: I like Dick Figures
Cole: What?
Kai: Dick. Figures.
Cole: What the hell is that
Kai: *GASP* MY GOD YOU GUYS HAVE TO WATCH THAT
Jay: Why? Whats so great about it?
Kai: DUDE! Its HI-LARIOUS Like seriously! After we finish this I'll show you
Cole: Whats it about first of all, I don't want to be dragged into watching a porno
Kai: ITS NOT A PORNO
Cole: Than why is it called Dick Figures?
Jay: Fricken Figures
Kai: HUSH JAY. Well, the two main characters are just dicks and-
Cole: Wait their penises?
Kai: What, no, I mean their total dicks, well, one is anyway. Its basically about two stick figure guys going on some funny adventures, theirs censored parts and all that, like strippers and all that shit its pretty funny they even have a movie
Jay: Sounds nice!
Cole: Eh, I'll watch it, who told you about it
Kai: Andrea
Cole: *Instantly wins due to shock*
-They all blink, Cole stares back at them surprised-
Zane: I told you there's no strategy
-They continue on, talking about random stuff along the way while trying to win the races-
Jay: Cole do you have a favorite show?
Cole: Um...
Kai: Come on man, we told you ours
Zane: It would be fair to share as well
Cole: *Sighs* I don't know, one of them is Gravity Falls, although I cant remember the other one...
Kai: Is it True Blood?
Cole: What?
Jay: IS IT THE WALKING DEAD LIKE ME :D
Cole: No I-
Zane: Or perhaps, a web series?
Cole: YES FINE, A WEB SERIES
Kai: Web series? Which one?
Cole: I-...Smosh
Jay: *GASP* DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS
Cole: I thought we already w-
-Jay mega hugs Cole-
Cole: URK-O-OK
-The guys finally reach the last island, Cole starts off, racing against the others, its now or never-
Kai: *Stomach growls* Man I cant wait to finish this
Zane: You hungry?
Kai: Yes
Zane: I might be able to cook something
Jay: YES
Cole: Hey, I thought it was my night to cook!
Jay: Stop whining like a girl, things have changed now -^-
Cole: I thought we weren't going to discuss that anymore-
Kai: I'M ALMOST THERE!
-Jay starts over-
Kai: AW WHAT?
Zane: Not fair
Cole: Hey, Jay what the hell?
Jay: I just figured that since this is your last run I'd like to race you, what'd ya say? *Smirks*
-Cole gets the idea, he grins-
Cole: Your so on
-The others sit this one out as the two start over the last island, Jay begins fast, sliding down perfect hills and Cole struggles behind him-
Cole: Gh-god dammit!
Jay: Haha!
-Jay slides and slides, avoiding all the lakes and crooked hills, he glances back and sees Cole behind him-
Jay: Yes YES
Cole: COME ON!
-Cole gains speed and passes by Jay, Jay gasps-
Zane, and Kai: GO COLE!
Cole: Yes! I'm gonna win, I'm gonna win! I'M GONNA-
-Jay passes him and hits his nest before Cole could, his bird eats his fish and sleeps just as Cole's bird arrives in second place-
Zane, and Kai: AWWW
Cole: Dammit!
Jay: Haha! Woo!
-Cole puts the phone down, accepting his defeat-
Cole: Nice going
-Jay looks back and smiles, he takes out his hand to shake, Cole was surprised-
Jay: Good game?
-Cole smiled, he shook on it-
Cole: Good game
-After the win, Jay's surprised to see Cole get a new nest instead of him-
Kai: Oh so I guess all you need is to pass the island in order to get a new nest from mommy
Zane: Oh I see
Jay: So we didn't have to win at all?!
Cole: Well, you were a good sport instead of a total dick, so I'll take it, now come on, lets eat, I'm starving
Kai: Finally!
-The boys leave the room to the kitchen so Zane could cook dinner. As soon as they had left, Andrea enters the room and goes over to the screen, the camera and smiles-
Andrea: Gotcha boys
-She ends the video-
