"You've been a bad little emo boy, Sasuke. You're going to pay big time," Naruto said as he and Sakura began tying up Sasuke.

"Yea," said Sakura. "We have tied you up with the most cursed object known to anime character, bed sheets from Wal-Mart. I bet you are wondering why they are cursed. I f you read the fine print on the back of the package you can see very clearly that they were made in… CHINA."

Sasuke started screaming, "Noooooooooo!! Untie me. I'm so sorry."

"You have to face you punishment Sasuke," Naruto and Sakura both said. Now face the wrath of… the Disney Channel!!"

They turned on the T.V.

Sasuke shouted, "Ahhhhhhhhhh, it burns! The G rated horror."

"Okay Sasuke you're free to go," said Naruto

"Why are you letting me go?" asked Sasuke.

Sakura replied, "Orro came by and gave us some dirty Skittles then it convinced us to let you go, Bye."

END

I bet your wondering what Sasuke did that was so bad. He… was born!!