*Chris walks out on to the dock of Wawnakawa*
Chris: Hi everyone I'm Chris Mclean and this is... TOTAL DRAMA CALLBACK!
Chris: Welcome back to Camp Wawnakwa, which DID NOT BLOW UP! AND ANY OTHER SOURCES ARE COMPLETLY FALSE!
Chris: Now, all of these challenges, are callbacks to old ones. With some screwed up twist! Their will be all new contestants coming soon!
*Theme song plays*
*The setting is now on a speeding cruise*
*A tan buff guy wearing a tank top with messy blond hair, jeans to big for him and a skinny face (named Zach), is dangling a light tan little kid, wearing a t-shirt, skinny jeans, glasses, messy brown hair, and deep dark brown eyes (named Walter)*
Walter: Hey could you let me down?
Zach: HA! Le...t you down... Your funny.
*Walter rolls his eyes and then bites Zach's arm*
ZACH: OWIE! OW OW GOD YOU PIECE OF-
*Chris swoops in on a jetpack*
Chris: Keep it quiet, family friendly show!
*Zach looks annoyed as George climbs up on to the boat*
*A tan skinny girl, with long, dark blondish hair, wearing a long sleeved shirt, anda sweatpants (named Bella), Is talking to a big, large? pale (fat) girl with long,long curly blond hair, and blue eyes (Named Suphie) are talking*
Suphie: Do you think we should help out that guy ther-
Bella: Nah, it's fine they'll handle it.
Suphie: Are you sure cause-
Bella: THEY CAN HANDLE IT!
*Suphie begins to walk towards Zach and George but Bella grabs her hand*
*A guy with a slightly long buzzcut who is really buff, dark tan skin, a collard shirt, cackys. is running along the deck. (named Rick)*
Rick: Has anybody seen Chris? CHRIS!?
*While running around Rick bumps into a girl with short cut, silky blong hair, light slightly too bright blue eyes, weaaring a dress and high heels (named Amy)*
Rick: Oh, sorry.
Amy: No, its fine!
*Amy then walks into the wall*
Amy: OW!
*A guy with short messy, shiny white hair, deep blue eyes, pale skinny body, and is wearing a t-shirt and cacky's (named Janus), is listening to a black, skinny, guy wearing glasess, shorrt curly black hair, deep brown eyes, a collard shirt, and sweatpants (named Vunky) rant on and on.
Vunky: So thats why I want to be a matheematical replicater of-
Janus: Will you just can it?
Vunky: Ok I gues-
Janus: Hold up, babe 12 o'clock
*A girl with silky, short black hair, deep dark brown eyes, tan skin, wearing a t-shirt, and cacky's (named Bee) walks by*
Bee: Hey!
*A guy with short curved black hair, deep green eyes, a round palish head, with a tank top and jeans, (named John) slams into Bee*
John: HEY! Watch where your going!
Bee: Hey! You slammed into me!
John: Oh shut up!
*a guy with a douchey short hair cut, brown hair, deep green eyes, a t-shirt and shorts, (named Mike) is smiling at a girl with short red hair, deep sea blue eyes, a long sleeve shirt, and jeans, (named Mea) sitting on a bench*
Mike: Hey.
Mea: Hi.
Mike: Hey.
Mea: Why did you just repeat 'Hey.'?
Mike: ?
*a girl at the back of the boat with short neatly cut brown hair, light blue eyes, wearing a sweatshirt and sweatpants (named Ava), is holding on to the feet of a girl with long messy blond hair, dark green eyes, wearing a t-shirt and sweatpants, (named Audriy) who is sort of skiing?*
Audriy: Whoa! This is fun!
Ava: Um, this is a little dangerous...
*smoke from the engine gets in Audriy's face*
Audriy (coughing): Well this is -cough- even more -cough- then before!
Ava: I'm bringing you back up!
*A guy sitting on a bench listening to music, he has blue dyed strands in his. brown natural hair. He's kinda but overral is just kinda dissapointed (named Lukas)
Lukas: Whoo hoo, what death trap are we gonna face.
*Chris is standing on the shore of Wawnakwa*
Chris: Now that we know who are contestants are...
*Chris pushes a button and the boat explodes*
Chris: Ha! I'll see you after the break.'
*Commercials turn on*
Commercial: BLAH BLAH BLAH!
*Commercials turn off*
Chris: Now that were back...
*All the campers soaking wet some covered in bug bites lay on the shore*
Ava: Uh...
Mike: What was the point of that?
Chris: Nothing, I just wanted to have some fun.
Chris: Welcome to Total Drama Callback or, TDC!
Vunky: Wowser, reallllly original Chris.
*Vunky smirks only to get a rock thrown at his face (bruising his eye)*
Vunky: What the heck man?
*Chris chuckles*
Bella: Ok, now what?
Chris: Well I was thinking about giving you guys a 5 star buffet but... Only the first five people to run all the way to the mat on the other side of the island! Got it?
Bella: What about the rest of us?
Chris: Everyone run! Ask question later!
*Everyone begins sprinting through the forest*
Chris (shouting): ALSO! DID I MENTION THE-
Lukas: OW!
*Walter is running through the forest repeatedly*
Walter: Ow! Ow! Ow!
*Zach runs by*
Zach: Ha your such ah-
*Zach trips over into the mud and Walter runs past*
Walter: Karma.
*Audriy is intentionally hitting into every pile of mud and water*
Audriy: WEE!
Amy: Were trying to win!
Audriy: But this is like, sooooo much fun! Wee!
*Amy runs ahead, rolling her eyes*
*Rick and Vunky are almost athe finish line, they are attacking each other*
Rick: Noo! I'm getting that 5-star buffet!
Vunky: Nobody else is even here we could just-
*Everyone runs by, crushing Rick and Vunky*
Vunky: Er- nevermind.
*They look ahead pretty much everyone is there, except 2 spots on th slowest team.
Rick: No no no!
*Rick throws Vunky on his head causing Vunky to bounce over into the quickest team*
Vunky: Ow.
Chris: Vunky is in the winner team, the winter team is full now!
Rick: How?!
Chris: The "person" that filled up the team was a shadow!
*Chris chuckles and Rick just is infurated*
*Rick slowly walks to the slowest team*
Chris: Dude, the middle team isn't full, nother shadow.
Rick: Oh, great.
*Rick walks into the middle team*
Rick: What about the spots on-
Chris: Not everyone is here. Dumby
*Suphie dragging Walter through the bushes comes into view*
Suphie: Hey uh, guys Walter just got a little woozy.
*Walter groans*
Chris: Congrats! Your on the worst team!
Chris: Which their name is... The Terrified Tigers! (TT)
George: TIGERS! AHHH!
*George runs into the worst team*
(The TT consist of, George, Suphie, Janus, Bella and Avi)
Chris: The middle team is... The Puzzeled Penguins (PP)
(The PP consist of, Mike, Rick, John, Zach, and Audriy)
PP are PP: What? Ugh cmon! (etc.)
Chris: Exactly!
Chris: The final, best team are the Choking Salmon! (CS)
(The CS consist of, Lukas, Bee, Vunky, Amy, and Mea)
CS: You have to be kidding!
Chris: Aw, don't worry, The Choking Salmon, will live in a 5 Star Resort! Tonight.
CS: Yes!
Chris: Dont Feel left out, Puzzeled Penguins, you get one crummy old summer cabin for TDI!
Chris: Oh, and The Terrified Tiggers, your sleeping in a camp!
TT: WHAT?
Chris: Everytime you lose a challenge. Depending on how good you do you either sleep in the mansion, the cabin, or the camp!*
Chris: But that was just seperate the teams, Now! This show were doing callbacks to TDI episodes, hence the name... but each callback has some great big twist to it!
Zach: Oh great.
Chris: were doing the Sleep-a-thon!
Janus: Wan't it the uh, Awake-a-tho-!
Chris: Shush! In this epic twist, you have one hour for everyone on your team to fall asleep! Se that coming in
TOTAL DRAMA CALLBACK!
