Disclaimer: Death Note belongs to Tsugumi Ohba and Takeshi Obata.
It was a boring day at the Wammy House. Matt was sitting in his room, playing video game after video game. Mello, Matt's roommate, was sitting on his bed, eating chocolate bar after chocolate bar. And as far as the boys could tell, Near was no where in sight.
It had been a boring day. To start off with, it felt like two thousand degrees inside. Outside, it was probably more. Mello, trying to pull prank after prank, finally got caught and was sent to his room. Now, he was extremely bored out of his mind, eating his lovable chocolate bars one after another.
"Hey, Mello," said Matt, trying to get his friend's attention.
"Hmm…?"
"I know you eat chocolate a lot, but what is your favorite?"
"What? Are you on crank, or something?"
Matt sighed, bored, even though he was playing his DS. "Just answer the question."
"Milk chocolate," answered Mello.
"What's so great about that?"
"You asked the question!" snapped Mello, getting pissed off.
"But these days, there is chocolate with things like nuts in them."
"Which you don't need to eat, because you are nuts," hissed Mello, "Now stop being gay!"
"There are chocolate with nuts, caramel…um…and what about dark chocolate?"
"Ew…who eats dark chocolate? It's freaking healthy!"
"What that's the amazement of it! It's chocolate and it's still healthy!"
"Healthy foods are for old people with no lives."
"The first time I saw you, I thought you were an old person," said Matt. A pillow was thrown across the room and the red head fell onto his side, missing it.
"Ha ha. No. That was Near. I thought you were a woman!" laughed Matt. Another pillow was thrown at his face.
Suddenly, Matt was on the ground, screaming, "OH GOD!! WE'RE DID THAT IMAGE COME FROM?!"
"What? It isn't me in a dress, is it?" hissed Mello.
"No. Worse. It was you and Near in dresses and L in a bikini."
There was a beeping sound and Matt had lost his second to last life in his game. But sadly, the red head never got to finish the game on account of Mello attacking him and pinning Matt to the ground, punch after punch landing in his face.
THE END
A/N: God. I must have been on crack or something. Just like Matt. :D This was just some random thing I made up when I was trying to fall asleep last night. Hope you enjoyed!
I'm obsessed these days with writing about the Wammy House kids. They are awesome. XD
