Going On Strike

Going On Strike

Author's Note: My second METMA fic- in a week! This one's about the Snitch. Aren't I special?

I hate this job. I work my butt off- but that's really a figurative expression in my case- and do I get any credit? No! Not at all! Oh sure, ignore the most important bit of the game! You'd think they'd treat me better, seeing as the game couldn't end without me. But no, I spend night and day locked up in a cramped little box that's barely big enough, listening to those immature Bludgers cuss at each other! I mean, being locked up is bad enough, but being strapped in like- I don't know, somethingdangerous! The indignity of it all!

Those Seekers need to wash their hands. I mean, they REALLY need to wash their hands! I hate being grabbed by hands covered in a week's worth of dirt- sometimes more, if they've just come from Herbology- and a whole game's worth of sweat! And they only clean the equipment- what, once every 2 years? I'm surprised my wings haven't rotted away to nothing. Even the stupid goalposts get treated better than me, and they don't even do anything! How hard is it to just sit there? I rest my case.

And I'm delicate, people! Oh yeah, they think they can just grab me. Of course they don't care if they break a wing. Everyone hyperventilates if one of the players have a paper cut, but I could be almost torn in half with both wings broken, and would they care? Of course not.

Well, I'll show them! I'm going on strike! Tomorrow at the final meet, I'm hiding. I'll find a rabbit hole. I'd like to see those idiot Seekers catch me there! As far as I'm concerned, they can play their stupid little Quidditch game forever! Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: Hmm, let's think about this. If I owned anything, would I be typing this? No. I'd be rich. So obviously, I own nothing.

Another Author's Note: Going on strike is a fun thing to do. It's even more fun when you laugh evilly! (Believe me, I know.)

Still another author's note: See this little box down here?

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