I don't own Yugioh or the characters. Just the story I wrote. ^_^
ARI: my split bad side.
Chickens: me
ARI: Hey, we gonna write a story bout yugi and co.
Chickens: we are?
ARI: argh, yes you dense irritating miniature beast of burden, I told u awright?!?!?
Chickens: well excuse me mister smarty-pants.
ARI: Death to u.
* pulls a rocket launcher out *
Chickens: don't hurt me
Characters: Anzu, Yugi, Yami, Bakura (a.k.a. Yami Bakura), Ryou
(regular Bakura), Jounichi, Mia, Bandit Keith, Kaiba, Mokuba, and
Honda.
(Gang sits at Yugi's house on a Saturday)
Yugi- I'm bored.
Anzu- Well we could go to the library.
Jounichi- Books, books, and more books. The only thing I'd read is
strategy guide. Can I get an amen?
Yugi and Honda- Amen.
Anzu- You guys are hopeless.
(An hour later.)
Anzu- Hey guys. I got Yugi "Duel Monster Strategies", "Cursing Enemies
for Dummies" for Jounichi, and "Counter Curse Cures" for Honda.
Yugi- In a library, don't you check out books?
Anzu- Yugi, that's what I did.
(Yugi looks on the floor.)
Yugi- Sorry.
(Mia walks in with loads of bags and Ryou holding way more than Mia)
Mia- Hey Yug, hope you don't mind, but I wanted to hang out with you
guys if you don't mind. Oh, and Ryou wanted to be a doll and help me
out.
Ryou- I also wanted to talk to Yugi about something also.
Yugi (with an eyebrow raised)- About what?
Ryou- About the illennium-May ing-Ray.
(Everybody misses that and Yugi is the only one to get that.)
Anzu- What's with the bags?
Mia- Oh, I went shopping and Ryou had to be such a sweetie and help me
carry my bags, although he has a limit to carry them.
(Ryou sweet-drops and forces a smile)
Later that day.
Jounichi- Hey Yug, wanna try my new book out?
Yugi- Sure, I don't see why not.
Jounichi- Awright. Let's see, ah here's one. Fee fie foe. Make enter
name here's breasts grow.
Yugi- um Jounichi I think you say a person's name, not "enter name
here"
Jounichi sweet-dropped and added.
Jounichi- Oh, yeah I knew that. Okay, Fee fie foe. Make Mia's breasts
grow.
A loud crack of lighting flashed and a horsed neighed.
Yugi-. that was weird..
Mia shrieks from downstairs. Jounichi and yugi rush downstairs to see
the problem.
Yugi- If there is a rat kill it before grandpa kills me!
Anzu- No, Mia's just, I mean, she.
Ryou snickers- All of a sudden Mia's breasts just exploded to a large
size.
A crack of lighting boomed and the lights went out. When the lights
came back on Yami, Bakura, and the Kaibas showed up.
Kaiba- All right, why the hell am I here?!?
Mokuba- I dunno, why are we here?
Yami- Dammit! Who cased a curse?
Jounichi- I did. What did I do wrong?
Yami grabs Jounichi and starts to choke him.
Yami- You stupid mother-
Yugi- Hey no bad words, other than damn, dammit, ass, hell, and shit.
Okay?
Yami let's go of Jounichi- Fine. Now, what curse did you cast?
Jounichi- uh, fee fie foe. Make someone's breasts grow.
LCoLaaHN. (Loud crack of lighting and a horsed neighed.)
What happened? What's next? Review if you want this continued, or tell
me this sucked and hurt my feelings X_X.
ARI: my split bad side.
Chickens: me
ARI: Hey, we gonna write a story bout yugi and co.
Chickens: we are?
ARI: argh, yes you dense irritating miniature beast of burden, I told u awright?!?!?
Chickens: well excuse me mister smarty-pants.
ARI: Death to u.
* pulls a rocket launcher out *
Chickens: don't hurt me
Characters: Anzu, Yugi, Yami, Bakura (a.k.a. Yami Bakura), Ryou
(regular Bakura), Jounichi, Mia, Bandit Keith, Kaiba, Mokuba, and
Honda.
(Gang sits at Yugi's house on a Saturday)
Yugi- I'm bored.
Anzu- Well we could go to the library.
Jounichi- Books, books, and more books. The only thing I'd read is
strategy guide. Can I get an amen?
Yugi and Honda- Amen.
Anzu- You guys are hopeless.
(An hour later.)
Anzu- Hey guys. I got Yugi "Duel Monster Strategies", "Cursing Enemies
for Dummies" for Jounichi, and "Counter Curse Cures" for Honda.
Yugi- In a library, don't you check out books?
Anzu- Yugi, that's what I did.
(Yugi looks on the floor.)
Yugi- Sorry.
(Mia walks in with loads of bags and Ryou holding way more than Mia)
Mia- Hey Yug, hope you don't mind, but I wanted to hang out with you
guys if you don't mind. Oh, and Ryou wanted to be a doll and help me
out.
Ryou- I also wanted to talk to Yugi about something also.
Yugi (with an eyebrow raised)- About what?
Ryou- About the illennium-May ing-Ray.
(Everybody misses that and Yugi is the only one to get that.)
Anzu- What's with the bags?
Mia- Oh, I went shopping and Ryou had to be such a sweetie and help me
carry my bags, although he has a limit to carry them.
(Ryou sweet-drops and forces a smile)
Later that day.
Jounichi- Hey Yug, wanna try my new book out?
Yugi- Sure, I don't see why not.
Jounichi- Awright. Let's see, ah here's one. Fee fie foe. Make enter
name here's breasts grow.
Yugi- um Jounichi I think you say a person's name, not "enter name
here"
Jounichi sweet-dropped and added.
Jounichi- Oh, yeah I knew that. Okay, Fee fie foe. Make Mia's breasts
grow.
A loud crack of lighting flashed and a horsed neighed.
Yugi-. that was weird..
Mia shrieks from downstairs. Jounichi and yugi rush downstairs to see
the problem.
Yugi- If there is a rat kill it before grandpa kills me!
Anzu- No, Mia's just, I mean, she.
Ryou snickers- All of a sudden Mia's breasts just exploded to a large
size.
A crack of lighting boomed and the lights went out. When the lights
came back on Yami, Bakura, and the Kaibas showed up.
Kaiba- All right, why the hell am I here?!?
Mokuba- I dunno, why are we here?
Yami- Dammit! Who cased a curse?
Jounichi- I did. What did I do wrong?
Yami grabs Jounichi and starts to choke him.
Yami- You stupid mother-
Yugi- Hey no bad words, other than damn, dammit, ass, hell, and shit.
Okay?
Yami let's go of Jounichi- Fine. Now, what curse did you cast?
Jounichi- uh, fee fie foe. Make someone's breasts grow.
LCoLaaHN. (Loud crack of lighting and a horsed neighed.)
What happened? What's next? Review if you want this continued, or tell
me this sucked and hurt my feelings X_X.
